So I will ask you a question and you
will answer honestly and then hit that button for no reason
whatsoever.
All right.
OK.
What are three things that you look for in a man?
Good cred -- Do I hit the button?
No.
OK.
Afterwards.
OK.
Good credit, no kids, more money than me.
[BELL DINGS]
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
So if he's getting good credit, more money than you,
but has a kid, he's out?
Well, no.
There's still opportunity.
[BELL DINGS]
All right.
What is your favorite body part on a man?
[BELL DINGS]
Arms that can pick me up.
All right.
The penis.
[LAUGHTER]
That wasn't me that said that.
That was the parasites inside me that said that.
[LAUGHS]
What is your favorite body part on yourself?
It's a combo part.
All right.
I like my teeth and my lips and my smile.
That's good.
Yeah.
That's a nice area.
This whole area.
And men like it, too.
[BELL DINGS]
What do you sleep in at night?
[BELL DINGS]
Covers.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't wear no clothes.
Got to let this breeze.
Yeah.
Sure.
You got to get that Vicks VapoRub on there.
[LAUGHING]
Besides showering and sunbathing--
it's just cellophane and--
She said, cellophane and Vicks VapoRub.
Right.
Besides showering and sunbathing,
what are three things that you do naked?
Dance around the house, bake biscuits, and clean the shower.
[BELL DINGS]
Why do you bake biscuits naked?
Do you really bake biscuits naked?
Yes, I have baked biscuits naked a lot.
So it's just oven mitts and naked?
Not even oven mitts.
Really?
No, no.
Because I mix it up and everything right
and then I put it on a cookie sheet, put it in the oven.
Then I go back to get into bed with the man that I'm with.
And then when it's ready, I'm dressed by then.
[LAUGHTER]
[BELL DINGS]
It's not a true answer.
That a true answer!
It's not a true answer.
Then you go get dressed?
I get in the bed with the person that's in the bed.
That's why I'm making the biscuits.
Because he did his job.
I see.
So you get biscuits.
The man that picked you up with his arm?
The man that picked me up and burped me with his strong arm
gets biscuits.
All right.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Steve Urkel.
[BELL DINGS]
Really?
Have you ever dated a celebrity that the world
doesn't know about?
No.
[BELL DINGS]
No?
I mean, I talked about one, but was it really
dating or did we just hook up?
Chingy.
Oh, yeah?
Did you and Chingy?
Yeah?
I mean, it was a hookup.
Yeah.
[BELL DINGS]
That was the early 2000s, y'all.
I don't even know if that counts anymore.
Of course it does.
OK, well then--
[BELL DINGS]
You and Chingy.
What song was that hit he had?
(SINGING) I like look the way you do that right thurr.
Right thurr.
Swing your hips when you walk and make me sturr, sturr.
Yeah.
Yep.
Who was your first kiss?
My first kiss?
I couldn't even tell you the guy's name.
But he looked like he was turned into a werewolf.
[BELL DINGS]
My friend said, "You got to start somewhere, girl."
And I said, "OK."
All right.
The show is called Kids Say The Darndest Things.
It premieres Sunday, October 6 at 8:00.
And we will be right back.