Welcome to World Chase Tag.
If anyone watching this
went to primary school in Australia
you probably called it chasey,
some sheilas called it kiss chasey
when they started chasing me,
ha ha ha ha, aw that's a sad opening.
Yeah nah, nah It's pretty straight forward.
Like you just run away and evade
and try not to get tagged.
14 seconds. You’re it, mate!
He's done.
Let’s see what Seth can do.
He’s got a lot of energy.
He’s been looking forward to recess.
His opponent Caryl
has smashed an apple juice
and a Yoplait Petimyum,
so he’s fucken pumped!
Big fancy trick over the play equipment,
into a belly slide,
round the corner,
round another corner,
round a third corner.
Big fancy trick!
Doesn’t matter.
Seth has got ya!
You're it mate.
Caryl’s it.
Joey cracks his neck.
He’s not gonna tag his opponent,
he’s gonna kick his arse.
Fuck me, that’s a terrifying start
from the chaser,
you do not wanna owe Joey money.
He bloody goes around on the equipment
and tag, you're it!
Nah you're it.
3 seconds, 4 seconds,
nah you’re it!
You're exhausted.
He's exhausted.
Not from being it,
but just from the mental stress
of maybe being it.
Valentin is like “ready or not,
here I come.”
Super jump!
He charges towards Seth,
who doesn’t panic,
but maybe he should’ve panicked
because heeee iiiiis
fffuuuucken IT!
Look how fast these two are.
It’s like watching The Flash vs...
em The Flash.
The chaser slides desperately!
It’s a scrappy tag,
but it counts.
It’s good he didn’t grab his leg
or trip him.
I’d imagine tripping
would be a dick move in the pro chasey league,
as it is amongst amateurs.
Yeah nah nah nah nah good sportsmanship.
Joey is wishing he wore shorts,
instead of the baggy pants.
Cuz you're it.
You're it.
Tavon does a superman dive.
Valentin’s it.
He’s always stuck being it.
Bloody hell. It’s Kit Harrington.
I reckon Jon Snow is gonna be good at this.
The bastard hunted White Walkers,
treasonous wankers,
and a dragon queen.
Got him!
He’s like
“you don’t have to go back beyond the wall.
You can stay here.”
Yeah, he’s a peacekeeper
as we know.
This bloke stopped running.
The chaser reckons he tagged him.
He’s like “nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah,
I dunno who you touched,
but it wasn’t me.
Hey everyone, can we get a photo replay,
or a video of what happened?”
“Why would I tag myself?”
“I dunno, maybe you like being it.”
“I don’t like being it.
I’m not it.”
This is the biggest flaw of the game,
when no one knows who’s it.
I’ve never understood what’s wrong
with being it.
Chasey says something about society doesn’t it?
No one wants the fucken responsibility of being chosen.
Aw good sportsmanship.
Look, look at that,
look they do have a video review system.
They’ve got more bloody officials looking at it than FIFA.
Okay, let’s look at some wins.
Seth vs Caryl.
Caryl is cruising.
Big fancy trick.
Hard left.
I reckon I’d do this.
Sprint around in circles.
Over and over.
Don’t take the high ground-
Oh that was a massive jump!
This evasion is graceful as fuck
to be honest.
It’s like watching a cheetah
run full stride in the outback.
Here comes the Green Light of Victory!
Mehdi's evading Caryl this time.
Big fancy trick I wish I could do again!
Now he goes into a frantic horror movie scramble.
They slow it down.
Maybe it’s a strategy.
Maybe they’re buggered.
Here’s the Green Light of Victory.
David's running away from Marc.
They should add a narrative
to the chase.
Perhaps Marc is a bit stinky
or he’s trying too hard to be Davo’s friend,
something like that but not that.
OH there’s a ripper of a roley poley.
Don’t know if you saw that.
Yeah nah fucken tremendous at dodging people
this fella.
Evasion complete.
Tavon is hunting Haroon.
Haroon says “see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya.”
He slows it down,
then speeds up again
into a horror movie scramble.
Tavon stacks it.
He may have been to the pub
before this round.
I can definitely see this sport
attracting people when they’re drunk.
The over confidence
that you get when you're drunk.
But yeah nah look Haroon has got the evasion!
Overall,
it’s come along way in a short time World Chase Tag.
I don't think I could do it.
Unless my opponent is a BBC journalist.
I reckon this wanker chasing
is fucken at my level.
Yeah nah slow and steady
does not win the race.
...it doesn't.