- Ah, we're back.
- Doing what we do best.
- Time to destroy our livers.
- Yes.
(upbeat music)
- Yes, we are here to try beers.
I'm very excited.
It's very early in the morning, but I'm very excited.
- What makes a beer crafty?
- So, it's not shit.
- I'm kind of more excited cause it's early in the morning.
- Yeah, I don't normally drink at 11:00 AM.
- Not appropriate.
- Irish people try Irish beers?
- I'm sorry, no matter what beer you put in front of me
I'm gonna say, "I've never heard of this beer."
(upbeat music)
(whoosh sound)
- Hiya.
- Hope.
Well, let's get rid of this fairly quickly, shall we?
- Oh, ho.
- Ho.
- It's got a lot going on,
which decide what you are like.
(bottle lid tapping)
- Ooh, very good.
Yes.
- That was well done.
- Curry, barbecue.
Oh, it's telling me what to eat with it.
- It smells like beer.
- Wow.
That's relieving.
- I went for it myself.
(woman laughing)
- Is it ho, or is it... oh?
- I like it, and I hate beer.
- Oh, I'm in love.
- What's the word for that taste?
Is it hoppy?
- On the picture we have Uncle Sam shooting a Mexican man.
- During the American invasion of Mexico in 1846.
I do not appreciate this.
- I'm sure this is true of a lot of beers
but it does resemble foamy piss.
- Oh, this is great this is.
- This is great.
- I wouldn't say no.
Yeah, we got it for free.
If it was at a house party, I'd drink it.
(whoosh sound)
- It's all one word here.
So I don't know how this, 'premises'?
- How do you say that word?
- It could be "pacify youcan",
or "pass if you can."
- Why would you call it "pass if you can?"
Because then, like you pass on it.
- This horse looks terrified.
- It does.
What would you eat that with, Dermot?
- Eat it with chicken and prawns.
- Eats the beer with chicken and prawns.
(both laugh)
- Oh that's a good, oh wait, can we get that?
You hear that glug?
- Did you get that glug?
- Did it pick up that glug?
- It does seem horrible,
and then it goes down and you're like, ooh.
- The glug has gone.
The glug happens because of the air in the bottle.
There's too much air in the bottle now
for there to be a good glug.
- It tastes like piss.
I can't get over it.
- This is good content by the way.
- Have it sent to my personal email account
of him just saying, "The glug is gone,
the glug is gone."
- See, I don't know what my opinion on beer is
in general because I don't like beer.
- It doesn't taste like alcohol.
Ugh, it's rancid.
- Compared to the last one it's shit.
Compared to other beers it's grand.
- It's slightly fruity end.
- I mean, you can write anything on the bottle.
It doesn't make it true.
- Can I have the one that you eat
with chicken and prawns please?
Is that what you asked for?
(upbeat music)
- But it says smoked chili porter.
- I hate every word of that.
- Pour her in the can.
Oh, fun.
This should be good.
- It's shit.
- Vegan-friendly.
- It's got to be crap.
- I just, I don't like it.
Just aesthetically it's not good for me so far.
- Cayenne pepper.
Oh, this sounds wonderful.
- That's enough, that's enough, that's enough. STOP, EHH!
- How is it?
- Oh, you're giving me the rest of the shit? Thanks
- Oh no, no, mmm mm.
- I didn't taste it.
- Oh shit, you're going to have a bad time
when you join me on this trip!
- The bin bag out with the bin
and there's the juice at the bottom.
- Yes, oh my gosh.
- Yeah.
- That's exactly what that smells like.
- That's trash juice.
- Tastes like burnt toast that was made into a shoe.
- Well, it's got a real bad aftertaste,
it's just hitting me.
- It has a real bad everything taste.
- I'd rather just suck on this to be honest with you.
- It's exactly what I would expect to come in that
horrific can.
(upbeat music)
- It's Jack the bachelor.
I was really worried it was gonna be Jack the ripper.
- Intense and citrus-y.
Double dry hopped IPA.
- What food does it go well with, Dermot?
- I will tell you that it goes well with burgers and pizza.
- Can we get a burger or a pizza?
- Yeah.
- This is the me of beer.
- This is, yeah.
- I go great with burger and pizza.
- He does.
- Okay, that's nice.
(both laugh)
- There's so many stories.
I just can't.
This is a lot of reading.
- Eh.
- This is much better than that TOSS
we just tried before it.
- The other ones have kind of wrecked it for me.
I guess in the taste buds are kind of
like having a little party.
- Have a good smell of it, right.
- Okay.
- The smell isn't great.
But then take a taste based on that expectation.
- I think this is the best one we've had so far,
but it's still not great.
- It's all right.
I mean, it's not terrible.
- This is why we can't get any brand endorsements
because that's the best you can get from Dermot,
oh that's okay.
- If beer has to exist, then it's good that there's
Irish people making it.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- [Interviewer] Final thoughts on Jack Pope?
- He's not that handsome.
- I'd still give him one.
- First alcohol video for Try.
- For Try!
- What did you think?
- Uh.
- The worst was that fucking shite one, chili,
chocolate whatever.
- I really want another handsome Jack.
- Yeah, I could go for another handsome Jack,
yeah, they were good.
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