-♪ Hold my gaze ♪
-All right, here's how it works.
We're going to take turns picking up a card
and reading a sentence that we've never seen before.
-Okay. -As soon as you read
the sentence, you must say, "Hold my gaze,"
and we will maintain unblinking eye contact.
Now, if you laugh you lose.
This is going to be -- This going to be tough for me, okay.
-Okay, well -- -Since you're my guest --
-We'll see how this goes. -You'll be going first.
Go ahead and take a card. -Okay.
-And then when you're ready,
just read it to me and then say,
"Hold my gaze." -Oh, man.
-[ Clears throat ]
-You know, when I put my pants on this morning,
the drier hadn't gotten them completely dry yet.
They're -- They're still damp. I like it that way.
Hold my gaze.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
-[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I can't -- I can't, though.
-Okay, go. -I like them that way.
-I can't do that.
-Okay, here we go, my turn. -Yeah.
-Here we go.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
I -- I don't remember where I parked my car.
Oh, I remember now. I parked it in Europe.
Please, hold my gaze.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Chuckling ] I'm the worst. I'm laughing at myself.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I am the worst. All right.
-You can do this. You can do this.
-This one I'm not doing. -Okay.
-I'm not going to smile. I won't break.
-All right, all right. -Whew. I can't look at you.
[ Laughter ]
-My favorite "Game of Thrones" episode was the one where --
[ Chuckles ]
where Steve got hit by a school bus.
[ Laughter ]
Jimmy, do hold my gaze.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
-It was the episode where Steve got hit by a school bus?
-The very best.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-That was your favorite -- I don't think you were watching
"Game of Thrones."
All right, for our final round,
this time I will read a category
and we'll have to name as many things in that category
as we can... -Uh-huh.
-...while saying, "hold my gaze" after each one.
-Okay, cool.
[ Laughter ]
I hope I know what the category is.
-Here we go. We're about to find out.
-I don't know a lot of stuff. -Ready?
-Okay, let's go. -Here we go.
You go first. Types of bagels.
♪♪
-Onion. Hold my gaze.
♪♪
-Egg.
[ Laughter ]
Hold my gaze.
-Everythang.
[ Laughter ]
Hold my gaze.
-Sesame.
Hold my gaze.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Sesami!"
Kate McKinnon, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]
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