- My daughter.
- [Larry] Ah.
- She wants to be an actress.
- Oh, does she?
- She's great.
Maria Sophia, ah, there she is.
Hi, baby.
She'd be perfect.
- What?
Her?
- One, two, three.
(man beatboxes)
(upbeat music)
- Hi, this is Maria Sophia Estrada.
Larry David.
- Hi.
- What's up?
Hello.
(chuckles)
- Did you?
- Oh.
- [Woman] Oh, picture.
- Yeah, of course, of course, of course, no problem.
- [Woman] You have a resume?
- [Sophia] Uh...
No resume.
- And your marks back here, so.
- [Maria] Oh, there.
- Right there, yeah.
Great.
- Okay.
- To me, eye line to me.
Whenever you're ready.
- Larry, my mother wants to know
if you wanna come to our Seder Friday night.
- Uh, it's Seder.
Nah, I don't think so.
- And I want you to meet my boobay.
- [Man] Your what?
- My grandmother!
- [Man] I can't be around old people,
they creep me out.
- Oh, stop.
- [Man] Okay, fine.
But only on one condition, okay?
You have to finish your lunch.
- I'm full.
- Look, you didn't eat a thing.
Marsha seriously, you're too thin,
you're like a rail, come on.
- This is a good weight for me.
- [Man] Okay, but at least finish the matzo ball, right?
- No.
- [Man] Well, what is it?
Do you have an eating disorder?
- No!
- [Man] Marsha, I swear to God.
I want you to eat the matzo ball!
- [Sophia] Ew, gross!
- [Man] Come on!
- Ew, no!
- [Man] Come on!
- Stop.
- [Man] Thank you.
- Thanks, Maria.
- Thank you.
- [Man] Thanks Maria.
- [Woman] Thank you.
- Oh, that's it?
- [Group] Yep! That's it.
(whoops)
- [Woman] Thank you so much.
- [Larry] Thank you.
- [Man] Thank you.
(man sighs)
(clap)
- We got her!
- Okay, Maria Sophia.
I'm gonna record this.
- And pretend like this is not even here.
- Okay
- Okay?
- [Maria] Okay.
- Marsha, come out here.
I wanna talk to you.
- Marsha, steps out into the balcony,
weaving through the billowing laundry.
- Uh, you don't need to read that.
That is just a action line.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Let's start from the beginning.
- Okay, okay.
- Marsha, come out here, I wanna talk to you.
- I'm right here!
- Stop screaming!
- Screaming. I wasn't screaming!
(laughs)
- Okay, also if it's in parentheses
you shouldn't say it either.
- Fine, I got it, I got it.
- Okay.
I wanted to talk to you about that David boy.
- Larry.
- [Cheryl] Yeah, that's his name, Larry David.
- Well, what about him?
- I feel like you're being seductive right now.
You're talking to your mother.
- Are we not close?
- In real life do you ever talk to your mother like that?
- No, I don't seduce my mom,
what is wrong with you?
God!
I'm talking to her about my boyfriend, aren't I?
- I don't really care for him.
I think he's mentally disturbed.
- He is not mentally disturbed.
- I saw that choice that you made,
and maybe it's time to make a new choice.
- Like what kind of dance?
- [Cheryl] No, no, not a-
I don't find.
- You want a little bit of salsa?
- Let's just keep going.
Let's just keep-
- You want bald children with no brains? go right ahead.
- I don't have to listen to you.
If I wanna see Larry,
oh, I will see-
Larry.
- Let's just take five.
- So listen, I've been doing a lot of studying,
reading up on the Jews.
They use they're hands a lot.
So I think I would do you know something like, ah.
Something like.
- I don't think that's such a good idea.
- Okay, why don't you go ahead and get comfortable
in the studio,
and I will be there in just a minute.
- Good idea.
- Okay, so what's really important about this,
is the emotion behind it.
Think about something that makes you mad
while you're reading the scene, okay?
Can you do that?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you've got a good attitude.
All right, let's do it from there then.
Oh, he's got mailman written all over him.
You want bald children with no brains? Go right ahead.
- I don't have to listen to you!
if I wanna see Larry,
I am gonna see Larry.
You are a horrible mother.
I never want to see you again.
- Yeah.
- And I know you stole my jacket!
- What are you talking about?
- Back up! Don't touch me!
You wanna touch me all of a sudden?
- What are you saying, the jacket?
I don't know what you're talking about!
- Come on! Bring it on!
(yelling)
- What is, oh-
- Get off me uncle Moe!
- Hey!
(yelling)
- What is wrong with you?
(yelling)
- Cheryl!
Cheryl!
(slam)
- [Cheryl] Oh my god!
- I want my jacket back!
- [Ted] Let go!
(yelling)
- I want my jacket back!
Bring it on, I can take both of you!
- And I hope we're in agreement about Maria Sophia,
because we watched her video.
- Uh-huh.
- And we didn't like it.
- Eh.
- Happens.
We loved it.
(laughs)
- [Woman] Obsessed.
- [Man] I mean, we flipped for it, she's incredible!
- The passion!
- We've been watching it all morning,
and just dying from it.
- No-
- [Man] Let's just watch it.
- I never want to see you again.
- I mean...huh?
- Give me my jacket!
- That is acting. I swear.
I actually believe she got her jacket stolen.
- She did. Yeah.
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- No, she really did.
(yelling)
All right, will you turn it off?
- I want my jacket back!
- She is the worst actress I have ever seen in my life.
- Eat them latkes!
(Maria grunts)
- She's so awful.