YOU SEEM SO RELAXED
AND HAPPY.
ARE THERE THINGS THAT UPSET AND FRIGHTEN YOU ABOUT THE WORLD?
>> YEAH.
I WAS PRETTY UPSET -- I FOUND OUT RECENTLY -- I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY DID IT A LONG TIME AGO BUT I ONLY RECENTLY HEARD ABOUT
IT -- THEY RELEASED A CAPSULE IN SPACE AT SOME TIME, I DON'T KNOW
WHEN IT WAS, WITH INFORMATION THAT IF EXTRATERRESTRIALS FIND
IT -- >> Stephen: LIKE THE ALBUM AND
DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET TO EARTH.
>> EXACTLY.
I'M, LIKE, THAT'S MY ADDRESS, TOO!
AND YOU JUST SENT IT OUT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOING TO FIND
IT.
AND BASED ON HISTORY, WHEN WE FIND EACH OTHER, WE KILL EACH
OTHER.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE ALIENS ARE GOING TO BE, LIKE, GREAT, LET'S
GET ALONG!
THEY MIGHT WANT TO DESTROY US!
DON'T YOU SEE THE MOVIES?
>> Stephen: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE?
>> YEAH.
SOMETIMES I'M LIKE OH, WOW!
THEN I'M, LIKE, OH, GOD!
>> Stephen: YOU'RE VERY DEEP.
YOU'RE VERY DEEP, TOO.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW HOW I CAN TELL YOU'RE DEEP?
BECAUSE I'M AS DEEP AS YOU THINK I AM.
>> WOW...
THAT'S REALLY DEEP.
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: WHENEVER I HAVE A
GUEST ON WHO IS DEEP LIKE I AM, I ALWAYS LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO LIE ON A HILLSIDE AND ASK BIG QUESTIONS OF EVEN BIGGER STARS.
♪ MAN, LOOK AT THAT NIGHT SKY...
IT'S LIKE A DEEP BLUE WATER WITH HANDLES ON THE BOTTOM.
>> YEAH...
UNDERWATER CANDLES.
>> Stephen: FEELS LIKE IF WE JUST LET GO OF THIS HILL, WE
COULD JUST FALL OFF INTO IT AND SWIM AROUND.
>> YEAH...
THE MILKY WAY WOULD BE OUR POOL NOODLE.
>> Stephen: WOW...
YEAH.
>> Stephen: WOW.
WOW.
>> Stephen: HEY, JENNIFER?
YEAH, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK WE CAN EVER TRULY BE HAPPY?
>> ONLY WHEN YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU FIRST DISCOVER YOUR FEET.
>(LAUGHTER) HEY, STEPHEN?
>> Stephen: YEAH, JENNIFER?
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND GIVE YOURSELF A PIECE OF
ADVICE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
>> Stephen: DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THE TIME MACHINE.
(LAUGHTER) HEY, WHAT'S THE BIGGEST REGRET?
>> NOT HELPING THAT RACCOON GET HIS HEAD OUT OF THE MAYONNAISE
JAR.
WHAT'S YOURS?
>> Stephen: MY BIGGEST REGRET IS EATING THAT MAY NICE-COVERED
RACCOON.
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: DO YOU THINK THE
COLORS I SEE ARE THE SAME COLORS YOU SEE?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW...
WHAT DOES BLUE LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
>> Stephen: S?ORT OF -- (MAKING INDISTINGUISHABLE
NOISES) (LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: YEAH, BLUE.
(LAUGHTER) I LOVE WINTER.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
>> IT'S A TIE BETWEEN LOBSTER FEST AND TROYETIZON
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: WOULD YOU RATHER
FLY OR BE INVIZ SNBL.
>> I WOULD RATHER BE INVISIBLE AND I COULD JUST SAY, I'M
FLYING, AND NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS IS?
>> Stephen: I THINK IT'S THE WARM FEELINGS PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT
ME WHEN I SAY THAT THE BEST PART IS FAMILY.
>> MMM...
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE?
>> I THINK THEY GIVE YOUR HOSPITAL BED TO SOMEONE ELSE.
(LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU WANT TO
BE BURIED?
>> TWO WORDS -- COFFIN, BOBSLED.
(LAUGHTER) HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN THE END IS
NEAR?
>> Stephen: WHEN THE STAGE MANAGER TELLS US TO GO TO
COMMERCIAL.
AND THERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
"JOY" IS IN THEATERS CHRISTMAS DAY!
JENNIFER LAWRENCE EVERYONE!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OH, LOOK!
A SHOOTING STAR!
OH!
SO BEAUTIFUL!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)