Hello, what's your name? My name is Andrew Lancaster. All right. Where you from Andrew, I'm from, Lancashire
And what do you do? I do impressions. What's your full-time job, Andrew?
I've done a vast array of jobs, like what I've worked in a biscuit factory
And tell me why you've entered the show
And what did what the dream is please? Well, I suppose the dream would be to have a my own
Impression sketch show one day. It's a big dream. It's a big dream. Well, that's what it's all about. Okay. Well best of luck
Thank you very much
Ladies and gentlemen at the United Kingdom. I
Donald J. Trump proposed some changes to the way you're doing things in your beautiful country
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Number one your children your greatest natural resource. I propose Professor Brian Cox educate each and every last one of them
I think it's going to go something like this
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How I wonder what you are well actually we do know what you are I
Think it's absolutely wonderful
Number two
I believe that your National Health Service is a beautiful thing should be in charge
By my good friend Nigel Faraj. He's gonna do a great job
Now wait a minute don't do that. I mean come on, I mean here we are it's funny, isn't it?
You know as soon as somebody says my name everybody goes bonkers
You know, I think it's quite funny. I've got another job
And finally number three, is it number three, I don't know I don't know
Number three folks your housing you got to get that sorted out folks
I know just the man for the job is Russell Brand ladies and gentleman Russell's do your thing?
Now seriously, right? Yeah, I think the most important thing is I'm
Gonna start yet muscle atrophy nothing. Please country. The moment is to get everybody in a nice little ass, you know
Those are my ideas to respond in your beautiful country, if you don't like them you're fake news. Good night
God bless you and God bless america
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But that I have to confess
When I sing in falsetto, I feel like I have lost my testicles
He's not I'm not sorry for I don't look like Elvis
But because it's genetically impossible
Finally I'm going to impersonate Godfather. This'll be good
They're judging I'd like to thank you for having the old legislation we have associates
Different families from England Scotland Ireland. Thank you so much
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