France vs Croatia! Road to the World...
...final 2018!
In France vs Australia this happend!
...a World Cup conspiracy?
The Trainer Advert Theory!
CUT! We've got the shot!
Great job, Umtitties!
The Backstabber Theory!
Good ai fellas! Hands up who thinks...
Good ai, fellas! Hands up who thinks...
...Pogba is shite
WHAT!
What's your favourite street for a move?
One more time?
Hi. why don't you do a Fortnite dance like Griezmann?
The fans love it!
Ok, which one? Disco Fever?
Hello!
Good day!
Umtitties! It's your Barça teammate...
...Luiz Suarez! Hi!
Some advice! If you need to stop a certain goal,...
use your hands!
USE YOUR HANDS!
I DID IT! Well done Samuel, you made me...
...Luiz Suarez very proud, mate!
ARGH!
GET ME OUT OF...
Croatia beat Nigeria, thanks to Itobo O.G and this piggy...
...back penalty on Mandžukić.
And Mbappe's goal beat Peru and it looked like he had cold hands.
Argentina 0 - Croatia 3
Argentina...
I can't be your hero...
...maybe someone else can be...
...like Willy Caballero? OOPS!
Oh...
Not a chance...
We haven't a chance...
I should have retired
Should I even try?
Can I save my...
team...
tonight?
*whistle goes*
My hands tremble...
...so many free-kicks
ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH?!
Yellow card!
The ref's off his tits...
He's blazed it wide...
I'm gonna try...
*cries*
Hold me in your arms...
...tonight
I can't be your hero, Sampaoli!
Shush, Lionel, it's going to be okay...
I can't help us win this game!
Such pain! Did somebody say cocaine?
NO! Oh. Some advice... ...don't use your hand
VAR's too clever GREAT ADVICE, GENIUS!
I should have opted... ...to play for...
...Spain!
Chin up, Lionel. It's 0-0, 45 minutes to go! What could possibly go wrong?
What's going on there?
WILLY's LOST HIS MIND!
JUST LIKE HIS HAIR! Modric cuts inside...
Oh, time to run and hide
Raket-tits makes it three!
There is still time!
By the way, this cash is tax free it we get a draw...
Can you score three goals... ...tonight?
No, only the GOAT can do that! OH, F***...
...OFF!
I just wanna hold you... Me?
No, not you. The World Cup! Oh, that's a relief
I just wanna hold you...
We lost by three...
I must resign... I know you're a magician...
... but did you have to 'disappear'...
...tonight?
I TOLD YOU! Sampaoli! I can't be your hero!
Right in the knackers! You've crushed my testes... ...so...
You've crushed my testes... ...so...
...much pain!
Lionel, I'll stand by you...
...forever!
I should have opted...
...to play for Spain!
Argentina...
I can't be...
...your hero
Someone call an ambulance...
...I think he's dead
His international career is!
He's such...
a...
d...
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