- Can you imagine Tom Felton reading your fan fiction?
It's like making me sweaty.
(sighs) (magical warbling)
Sorry. I just like (laughs) started thinking about things.
(intense upbeat music)
- [Harry Potter] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
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Hey guys, Tessa here.
And for today's video, I am going to be reacting to videos
of Tom Felton that I found on the internet.
Yes, we are reacting to Draco Malfoy himself.
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All right, Tom Felton.
Let's do this.
First we have Tom Felton doing Harry Potter impressions.
This should be interesting.
I've never actually like seen
a member of the Harry Potter cast
do Harry Potter impressions before, so.
- It's not levio-sar, it's levio-sah!
(laughs)
- Boy, what? That's not even close.
- Severus, take him down to the jungle.
No, the jungle?
- The jungle?
The jungle? (birds cawing)
- Take him down to the dungeons.
- Oh the dungeons. (ukulele strums)
I don't think he ever said that
but (ukulele strums) I thought I'd do his voice
- I mean, he was kind of doing like a Richard Harris vibe.
Like where are you trying to go for Michael Gambon?
Or were you doing a Richard Harris?
'Cause they're very different Dumbledores.
- Alas, ear wax.
(intense anxious music)
- Potter. No, not that, I'm losing it.
Scared Potter?
(Tessa laughs)
- You can't do an impression of yourself.
I mean, it sounds perfect to me.
I think you still got it.
I love when like a villain character has a really
distinct thing that they do.
I just always loved Malfoy's "Potter."
Potter.
See, I can't do it right.
- You foul loathsome evil cockroach! (thump)
- That was a great punching sound.
I mean the rest of it was questionable,
but the punching sounds.
- You all right there, Harry?
You all right there, mate?
(Tessa squeals) Oh no, not me.
Not me.
- These Hagrid faces though.
- You just...
(magical music)
know.
Oh, I forget I love the Snape dramatic pause.
- He's still here, in our hearts.
- Neville. - Freedom!
- That ukulele and came out of nowhere.
- Swish and flick.
Yes, that's right, very good children, very good, very good.
It's a swish and a flick.
- Wait, now that's like pretty good though.
I feel like Flitwick was his best one yet.
- Give me a sock and then I will be free.
(Tom laughs uncomfortably)
(Tessa laughs)
- I'm sorry that Dobby sounded just like Mickey mouse.
That like, uh-huh! That was such a Mickey laugh.
Next we have Tom Felton reading fan fiction.
Can you imagine Tom Felton reading your fan fiction.
It's like making me sweaty.
(sighs) (magical warbling)
Sorry. I just like (laughs) started thinking about things.
- All right ladies, gentlemen, wizards, witches, muggles.
- Me at the beginning of the YouTube video.
Ladies and gentlemen, wizards, witches, muggles.
All of you cool cats and kittens out there.
- Yes, over the years I've been made aware.
- Why is he doing like a Hagrid voice right now?
(hoarse voice) I've been aware.
- People have, well, done some creative writing.
- That's one way to put it.
Okay. I am sweating.
(Tessa laughs)
- Chapters one and two.
Chapter one. - Oh my god.
- Oh, the (snaps fingers) author's notes.
Someone said there's some, yes.
Wait, do I read that out or not?
- (robotic voice) Read it!
- My name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way.
And I have long ebony hair, ebony black hair.
- I can't, I can't, oh my god.
He's reading My Immortal, what?
Better than anything that I was imagining.
Who, who sent him My Immortal.
Which one of you did it?
I know one of you guys did it.
- With purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid back
and I icy blue eyes like limpid tears.
And a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee.
- Oh, this entertainment (kiss) the entertainment tonight.
I feel like the first fan fiction I read was a Dramione fic.
Or maybe it was Romione.
Hermione was definitely involved.
I feel like it was Romione because I feel like I was
really into Ron and Hermione at that time.
And then I like found the dreary fics
and those were my favorite.
Next. We were going to be looking at Tom Felton's cameo.
Like a cameo video.
I need to mention that this man's cameo is like $600.
It costs $600 to get a video from Draco Malfoy himself.
Mr. Tom Felton.
I am so tempted.
Joe will be so mad at me.
He's like you spent $600 for what?
For what?
I'll be like, this is a business expense.
Help me and write in the comments
what I should have Tom Felton say in a cameo to me.
Okay. Anyway, let's watch someone else's
cameo who spent coin.
- This is Tom AKA Draco Malfoy.
Now my father has heard about you.
- My father has heard about you.
- I heard you are turning six.
- Six? - Six muggle years.
Congratu-bloody-lations.
No, wait a second.
Someone got this for their six year old daughter.
I mean, (clapping) holy crap.
Like mother of the year, like what,
what present did I get what I was six?
I don't even know, like a ball? (laughter)
- And I will save you a spot in Slytherin.
- Oh cute. - Okay?
So I'll see you at Hogwarts.
Happy birthday my darling. (kiss)
- Oh.
Okay that was adorable.
Next we have Tom Felton watching Harry Potter.
Apparently he was watching Harry Potter
on live or something.
I don't know any of this.
I am not like tuned in to the Tom Felton fandom.
- (Tom laughs) There is the little shit!
Sorry. It's me.
(Tessa laughs)
He goes, look at the little (silence).
Oh no, that's me.
Whenever I'm like watching old home videos
or old videos of myself or just when I like, see myself,
like oh look at that little (silence),
like watching yourself in Harry Potter
must be like next level.
And so bizarre because that's also
like your childhood was on that set.
Even being like on Bunk'd on Disney channel
like watching yourself is very weird.
- [Voice On Computer] It's guarding something.
- That's my arse.
- What? Did he say in my ass?
In my ass?
Oh wait, is he saying smart ass?
Probably.
- I don't know what the fuck she's saying,
but girl I am livid.
- [Voice On Computer] If you two don't mind
I'm going to bed.
She needs to sort out her priorities.
(clapping) (laughter)
- Next we are moving on to Draco Tok.
So I just have some videos of Tom Felton, like reacting
to things because that's his involvement in Draco Tok.
So we're not going to be deep diving into Draco Tok
but if you would like to do a deep dive,
let me know in the comments.
- You got it kiddo,
day two of trying to get Tom Felton to notice me.
Hi again, Tom. It's me, Briar.
I know you still don't know who I am, yet,
but I just wanted to let you know something.
And this is going to sound seriously ridiculous.
But before you were on this app.
- Wait a second.
(gulping)
(smacks lips) Ah.
This girl, who is she?
So she's just a girl that was trying to
get him to notice her and then he did.
- So Tom Felton AKA Draco Malfoy
from Harry Potter has summoned all of us to do the.
- Wait. Okay. Hold on.
Two things are happening before this even starts.
First of all, this girl's gorgeous
and her hair with the red on the ends.
Incredible. Amazing.
Second of all, where, is he under the stairs?
- Gonna say "Potter" like Draco Malfoy.
So this is my audition,
- Oh she's saying Potter - Tom I hope you like it.
Potter.
- Wait, that was really good.
He does not look as impressed.
- [Girl] Potter.
- Nice to meet you junebug!
You're a good hugger!
My name's Tom.
- Oh my gosh. Hold on, this is way too much.
(long groan)
There's like maternal things happening.
- It's only Draco that's mean, Tom is a really nice person.
- Oh my gosh.
He's saying it's only Draco that's mean and Tom is nice.
Okay.
♪ and ever, and ever, and ever ♪
Oh my gosh he's singing Hamilton.
♪ I'll be back ♪
♪ I will fight the fight and win the war ♪
♪ Empires fall ♪
But yeah he's obsessed with Hamilton.
That's right.
The next little section we have is Tom Felton interviews.
Let's watch
- Draco Malfoy is a
slick hair, evil,
nasty little kid really.
- Okay. So this is from The Chamber of Secrets,
special features.
And I remember this so clearly
because I watched The Chamber of Secrets, special features
so many times.
- Probably my favorite,
which is a new experience for me all together was,
it was in Hogsmeade, and it was this snow set.
- I did not know.
I mean, it makes sense.
Indoor outdoor sets are incredible
and they're like such a mindfuck.
I keep talking about Bunk'd but like Bunk'd looks
like it's outside but all of it was shot inside
in a soundstage, in a studio on a set.
I just, I freaking love filmmaking.
(robot voice) It's so cool.
- You must hear it all the time.
But your hair is a different color.
- It is good.
They had a colorist last night.
We had a last days filming about a week ago.
So no more blonde hair from me.
I'm very pleased. - Oh I feel.
- You'll change your mind.
- It is so hard to keep platinum bleached hair looking good.
If I finished filming Harry Potter
and had bleached hair for freaking seven years
or eight years or however many years
it took them to film that I would as well.
I love again, all myself.
I like platinum better, but I like Brown.
- Emma Watson revealed her first crush was you while filming
the first two Harry Potter films.
Was the crush mutual.
- Oh my gosh this tea!
- Let's move on, come on now, let's leave this.
We've been very good friends for a very long time.
Leave it at that.
- I was going to say like, what is this?
- What is your first onset memory
from filming the Harry Potter movies?
I don't know.
I used to stuff a lot chocolates and sweets inside the robe.
(Tessa squeals) And I remember that they used to melt.
- That's so funny to think that in like their wizard robes
they all had like little snacks.
- Did Draco Malfoy get the ending
you thought he deserved in Deathly Hallows.
Absolutely not.
- (Claps) Yes!
He should have killed everyone and run off into the sunset.
No, of course it was perfect.
- What? Jo wrote some fabulous stories
- No, no, no, no!
You were right the first time.
Say it with me.
(Warbled voice) Redemption!
Okay, and then this is my last little category
called random Tom Felton shit.
- [Tom] Happy bloody Christmas.
- [Unicorn] Happy bloody Christmas.
- [Tom] Oh, I have a huge silver penis on my forehead.
- [Unicorn] Oh, I have a huge silver penis on my forehead.
(laughter)
- [Disembodied Voice] He's been doing this for three days.
I think the quarantines really starting to get to him.
- Me!
- [Disembodied Voice] Trying to stop the rain with magic.
He's got his wand.
- Wait this is amazing.
♪ I light up my Nimbus ♪
♪ Try and start my... fuck ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Dramione ♪
♪ We'll kiss under the palm tree ♪
(clapping) Yeah! When did Tom Felton Write a Dramione song?
How did I miss this?
This is like StarKid moment.
I think that's it.
We did it!
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(groan)
Let's shut up and do the thing Tessa.
(classical string music)
I feel like I should move this back a little bit.
There we go.
Compilation.
(coughs) Can't breathe.
I'll put them into little sections, whatever.
You'll see it. You'll get it.
Let's just do it.
Shut up Tessa.
Oh my gosh I can't stand myself tonight, whatever.
Very nice face, Tom.
Ew, I hate that.
Someone did an Obliviate charm on me.
That's why I can't remember anything.
Just kidding.
I've had five concussions (bonk)
So I am impressed
that
What am I even saying?
It says Aguamenti (laughter)
According to this bottle, I should have refilled it
and already have drinken, drinken?
Like, do you want me to react to Daniel Wat-
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