- Oh my, these 3D glasses make everything so vivid.
It's like you can really see
the film industry's harmful gender gap.
It's just like jumping right out at me.
Ah, yes, the drive-in movie theater,
I much prefer it to the regular cinema,
because here you have the privacy of your own car
so that strangers can't judge you
if you want to cry loudly through the entire film
which is what I do most times.
The film was all right
but I just don't know if a love triangle
between time traveling vampires is very realistic.
Make it make sense, please.
I'm starting to understand why people call it Holly Weird.
Can we have a little less flight of fancy,
a little more research.
Do you guys have any theories
about the ending of that movie?
'Cause I think the guy was dead the whole time
or maybe it was all a dream,
or maybe it all the dream of a dead guy.
We just watched James Bond,
the meaning of the movie is James Bond is cool.
There is no deeper meaning.
I refuse to accept that.
I always go to the movies by myself
and I always take 25 jackets with me.
Sorry, this whole row of seats
as well as the seats in front of me and behind me are taken.
I just don't get what's going on.
Hey, hey buddy, can you explain this movie to me?
Who was that guy?
Why did they kill that guy?
I'm sorry, is there any way we can pause this film?
But I thought that guy was with them.
Guys is there any way we could turn on subtitles?
The British accents are just way too thick.
I know how you guys work,
this popcorn was popped like yesterday, wasn't it?
You just heated up
and sell it to the unsuspecting public for $10 a bucket.
That's like a thousand percent markup.
You know what I think?
I think you really could be selling it for 15.
- [Announcement] Please turn off your cell phone at this time.
- Ugh.
Fine, I'll comply,
but only because I need to give my eyeballs a break
from staring at this screen
by staring at a much bigger screen instead.
When the credits start rolling
so many people just get up and leave.
It's like, hello, there's like 15 more minutes
of content left.
If you want your money's worth,
you'll sit here and you'll watch them.
Like look, some guy named Timmy was the Best Boy,
whatever that is.
Although frankly, with this film,
I don't see how he can claim that superlative.
I think I've seen better.
Aw crap, I did it again.
I finished all my popcorn
and the previews haven't even started.
Ughhhh....
Thank goodness I got a large so I can get a free refill!
I would like one ticket please.
Yes, that's right,
I am here at the movies by myself, how pitiful.
But you know what?
I actually prefer it this way.
'Cause what I'm trying to do here
is get out of my life, escape my problems,
and get into a fantasy world for just a couple of hours
to get some respite from the day to day grind.
And you know what?
I don't even care what movie, just pick one.
Just pick whatever's showing next, I'll go to it.
On second thought, can we make it not a sequel?
Because I do have some standards.
Don't look out that window, you moron!
the murderer's right behind you!
Aw, come on!
You deserve that, man.
You got what you deserve.
You do stupid stuff, you win stupid prizes, okay?
What, do you not all agree with me?
Why are you acting so nonchalant about his fate?
Excuse me, ma'am, but your child here
has been kicking the back of my seat
for the past 10 minutes.
Would you mind telling him to chill the (bleep) out?
Are you guys going to see the murder mystery?
Wow, I just saw it, you are gonna love it.
Who knew that the detective
would turn out to be the murderer?
Oops, spoiler alert.
(laughs)
I always do that.
Uh, wow. That movie was an emotional roller coaster.
Why did I subject myself to that?
It can't be good for me,
especially with that movie's unrealistic depiction
of romance and beauty standards.
I mean seriously, how many people do you know
that are that cool and attractive?
Oh wow, I've made a lot of 16 Personalities
comedy sketches on this channel.
You don't believe me?
Well, why don't you watch some more?
Watch this one here, you'll love it.
Binge the whole playlist right here,
it'll take you several hours,
I appreciate your time commitment.
If you've got an idea for a 16 Personality sketch
let me know in the comments.
See you next week, until then, stay cool and attractive.