S: I'm not happy with you H: (laughs) Hmmm
S: Go ahead, tell them H: You can kinda see it from here
H: Um, I just noticed that there.. S: That's the key point, just noticed
H: (laughs) I cut Shane's hair maybe two weeks ago
S: Right before we left H: Yeah, two weeks ago
H: And I just noticed that there is a spot, you might say
S: A tuft H: (laughs) A tuft of hair that I missed
H: It's so much longer than all the hair around it
S: Glad that that's been there for two weeks
H: I'm so sorry
S: People have been giving me more eyes than usual
H: (laughs) S: Now I know why
H: It's just when it's smoothed down you don't see it
H: And I guess that's how it's been S: I look like I cut my hair with a pencil sharpener
H: So sorry, I let you down S: (laughs)
H: As your barber and your wife S: It's a style, do you want to braid my tuft?
H: Yeah (laughs)
(intro song) Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives (Chloe bark)
(loud helicopter noise)
H: They are literally looking at us, that was above our yard (laughs)
S: I didn't do it
(electronic music)
H: Can you read this to me Shane? S: It says this end up, fragile
H: Yeah, over and over again it says that, every side
S: Everywhere, "this end up" H: Uh huh, fragile, huh
S: That is because inside of that package is ... are... is?
H: Are two glass bottles S: Two glass bottles
S: Containing my very very very precious and expensive and important Risdiplam medication
H: Yes, tens of thousands of dollars S: In this box
H: And so S: We took delivery of this medication today
H: Wow, that's a fancy way of saying it S: Here in LA
H: I was on a walk, Shane was sitting here
S: And I hear the doorbell ring from our front gates
S: The place that we're staying has a locked gate thing out front
S: I didn't get the door, obviously H: And we had given them the code
S: Yeah, the delivery guy had the code to get in to deliver the package
S: Chose not to use it or didn't see it, I don't really know
S: But I, to my horror, look out and see him
S: It's a tall gate, I see him throw the package over the top of the gate
S: Like ten feet high H: Yeah, nine or ten feet high
S: Come crashing down, so we haven't opened it yet
S: We're about to find out if... H: If it's okay
S: If my medication is broken H: If it survived the fall
S: So we're gonna bring you along for the emotional journey that we're on right now
H: Oh boy
(music)
H: Alright, luckily they package it, it's in here with these packs of air
H: So let's see how it's looking
H: Uh oh, there's a little leakage on the outside, of yellow
S: Oh no
S: Did it break? H: I don't know, it's really leaky
H: I don't think it's broken S: Oh wow
H: Maybe it just got turned upside down because you're not supposed to turn it upside down
H: The other one is dry at least, there's no leakage
S: They both survived
S: Okay, medication has survived H: Yep
S: Oh thank goodness H: Thank goodness
H: I should put it in the fridge
S: Oh yeah, it needs to go in the fridge
S: I'm gonna leave a note on the delivery next time in all caps
S; That is like nine paragraphs long explaining over and over again, do not throw this
H: Yeah S: I don't think I should have to say that
H: Or maybe we should put something soft on the ground below the door
S: We'll put a mattress out there H: (laughs)
S: Actually if you could lay out there under it
H: Yeah S: Just on the day we know it's arriving
H: Yeah, just so I can catch it S: Uh huh
H: Shane and I just started watching the show Superstore, so we are sitting down
We just had dinner, Chloe's next to me nibbling on her paw, and we are gonna watch
But Shane and I have a new favorite TV watching position
We're just trying it out tonight for the first time
And so we just wanted to show you what we're doing and where Shane is
S: Hellooo
H: So previously Shane was sitting next to the couch but he didn't like the angle
H: So he wanted to sit directly behind me
S: I feel like I'm in a movie theater like I'm in the row behind you
H: Uh huh
S: Excuse me, ma'am? Can you stop gumming on your popcorn please?
S: You've been disrupting the entire movie
H: I told you to please suckle on that straw quietly
Because I was like if you sit a foot behind me and begin to suck on that straw
S: The other thing that's like, we probably shouldn't put this in the video
But Hannah just asked me before we began
If I would mind nibbling the gnats out of her hair
There's a lot of little insects that live on her scalp
H: Where do you get these things?
S: And she was like, while you're back there can you just do a little picking?
H: Really? S: And as the loving husband I am
H: You're gonna pick the gnats out of my hair?
S: When I'm done with my wine I will suckle the gnats out of your hair, yeah I will
S: The vermin H: (sighs) Shane, there are no bugs in my hair
H: Thank you very much
H: Chloe's paw on me, are you ready Shane?
H: Look how the three of us are gonna watch TV
S: Also, all of you watching, do you like Superstore? We can't decide
H: Hm, we just started it, we're gonna give it at least a season
H: But yeah, I think we might like it
S: We've been laughing here and there
H: Yeah S: Every episode we've laughed
H: Yeah S: But not like... I'm not hooked
S: Yeah, let us know H: Yeah, we'll see
H: How many episodes have we watched, like four?
S: Four, yeah H: Here we go
S: Okay goodbye everyone, we love you, goodnight
(music)
H: So many gnats
S: It would help if you showered every once in a while
H: Oh my god, last night you said there were bugs in my hair
H: Now the shower joke, people are gonna think that I'm dirty
S: I'm trying to get you all a message
H: (laughs) So rude
S: She smells H: No I don't (laughs)
H: Oh my god
H: I'm sorry that we're only filming in the dark now, it's our new thing
S: We like bad lighting H: Yeah, grainy lighting
H: My mind was just blown, so I am drinking a Thai tea
H: I'll just tell you how we got here S: So she's super drunk
(laughs) Nope, I'm drinking a Thai tea and Shane asks me if there's caffeine in it
And I said uh yeah, I think so, cause it's like black tea, there's probably caffeine in it
But it's fine, I was like I'll be fine by bedtime
And Shane goes yeah, caffeine doesn't affect my Snorlax
And I was like, I'm sorry, what?
And he was like, you don't know what a Snorlax is? And I was like no
So he was like okay, google Snorlax, it's a kind of Pokemon
So I googled it and I was like oh my god this one's actually really cute
H: I would love to be a Snorlax S: Can I get in the frame please?
Sorry, it's really adorable, and I was like, does it sleep all the time?
Or does it ever wake up? And Shane was like well it wakes up once every long while
They'll come across a Snorlax that's sleeping, and whatever
And I was like wait, so there's like multiple Snorlaxes
Cause I thought Snorlax was its name and it was just one of a kind
And he was like no, there's like multiple Snorlaxes species
And I was like yeah, but there's only one Pikachu
And Shane was like no, that's a kind of Pokemon
S: (laughs)
H: My entire life I have thought that Pikachu was a character like Spongebob
Like that that is just a singular... like a person
S: I don't... it's been years, everyone, the Pikachu that we know and love
S: Might be unique H: Uh huh
S: Might be slightly different than others like it, but yeah, the Pokemon characters
S: It's just like saying dog H: There's multiple of each one?
S: Or like, poodle H: Yeah, I thought each one was a specific being
H: And had its own personality, it was like a specific thing
S: She's obviously Misty, everyone H: I don't know who Misty is
S: I'm Ash H: I don't know who any of these things are
S: No, you're Brock, you're definitely Brock
H: Oh my god, I don't know what any of that means
H: But I just can't believe it, I really can't believe it
H: That's very interesting, good to know, cause I was wrong
H: What are other assumptions that I'm just holding that are so not right?
S: I hope I'm not super wrong H: I really hope you're wrong
S: Let's fact check it and then we'll update it
H: (laughs)
S: One moment, fact check
H: Okay, this answer was kind of difficult to find
H: I googled how many Pikachu are there
And it was talking about in each generation of this game
However it says on Wikipedia and on Pokemonpedia
That Pikachu is a species of Pokemon
S: Wow H: So Shane was right
H: It's a species, not a specific being
S: So you thought there were just a hundred or however many Pokemon
S: And that's all there were? H: Yeah, I thought it was like Spongebob
H: Where it's like, there's Sandy, there's Patrick, there's Spongebob, there's Mr Krabs
H: There's not like seven of each, that's what I thought
H: I thought they were each individual characters and you would collect them
H: I didn't think they were kinds and you could get more than one of each
H: Okay, whatever, that's very interesting S: Terrible Pokemon master
H: I never played it, I did play Neopets
S: Alright, move on, we're done, goodnight everyone