So I was thinking we could hide the crown of Sabbac...
right here in this cave!
It's got this entrance you can just walk right through
No boobie-traps or anything
Lots of flat rocks
so we can inscribe instructions about what everything means.
And then, we can float the evil crown right there in the middle
underneath the light. Like some big special prize!
Oh and I almost forgot
It's gonna be right on top of where we bury Teth Adam.
What do you think?
Dude, we have to hide this thing!
Not help people find it!
Ugh! Fine! I'll just go bury it in the deepest part of the ocean then!
Will that make you happy?
You wizards never let me have anything!
It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous.
Black Adam
We should talk.
*breaking glass*
Do you ever use a real door?
What do you want to talk about?
We've gotta talk about your desire to just kill all who oppose you.
Why?
Because he's worried you're gonna squash him like a grape. Hehe!
NO!
You know... Versus style.
I don't think he can defeat me!
You don't?
Personally I don't even know why you wanna 1 v 1 this guy.
I was even able to beat him.
No!
So how come there's no "Batman V Black Shazam" on the table?
Because you aren't the strongest.
It's Black Adam.
Yeah Yeah sure, Black Shazam. Whatever you say.
I had a spear ready to stab your face, dude!
Yeah until I said our mom's name!
Which I wont mention right now.
You two are brothers?
No our mom's just have the same name.
And this ended your feud with each other?
Yeah at the time it was a super important bonding moment.
I'm not gonna lie, Black Shazam.
It's Black Adam.
It was probably the most powerful moment...
this world has ever seen.
So you DON'T want me to destroy you...
because you are afraid I will end this precious memory
of you two having mothers?
Nah, he's just scared to reboot. Unlike me.
I'm not scared of anything.
Do you know why?
I don't want you to destroy or end anything.
Do you not destroy your enemies?
Not by killing them!
Uh... well...
I mean technically...
you killed Zod practically the same way he killed Sabbac.
That was a really long time ago.
And Wonder Woman chopped off Steppenwolf's head.
That was... technically also a really long time ago.
And Aquaman killed a bunch of people on a submarine.
Uh huh.
And me and my mini guns on the batmobile.
So you're just like me. You're violent heroes.
NO! We are good!
We WERE good.
ARE GOOD!
Whatever. I'm good.
He's the one with issues.
Stick with me, Black Shazam.
I'm the worthy adversary.
Hrmp!
Stop calling me...
Black Shazam!
Crap!
UGH!
Ha Ha!
Yeah!
I got you sucka!
Because I'm Batman!
Heh heh!
Dude, he is gonna be so pissed if he ever turns back.
Yeah I know.
He's super dangerous!
Quick. Snap his neck.
NO!
Come on! I know you want to.
We can't keep being like that!
What are you doing?!
I didn't tell you my whole vision, old friend.
I did see your death.
But I also found a way to prevent it.
Noooooo!
Hey, Sabaac!
Yes?
How about a MAGIC HELMET?!
Oooh! That's very nice thank...
Oh my gosh!
Soul Crushing Terror!
AAAAAAAGGGH!!!!!
Yes!
Fate!
Nope!
I know I know!
I regretted saying it as soon as it happened.
Always gotta steal the show don't ya?
Yes. Well. Which is worse?
Stealing the show or stealing the X-Men's Blackbird?
Ha ha ha ha |Hey! Come on now!|
It's not like they were using it.
HA HA HA HA!
Or Or!
Or me!
Trying to steal Ant-Man and Deadpool's look!
He he he he he *crickets*
Oh I'm sorry. I thought we were making fun of ourselves.
There it is!
Floating right in the middle of the room!
Yeah so... I'm a bad guy.
*bang*
AGH!
Well that was really easy
I'm glad I didn't involve anyone else...
or this could've gotten really messy.