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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.
NOW THAT THE BIDEN-HARRIS ADMINISTRATION IS ON ITS WAY,
SOME IN THE MEDIA HAVE TURNED THEIR FOCUS TO SERIOUS QUESTIONS
LIKE, "WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?" WE'RE BARELY PAST THE ELECTION,
AND THE SARTORIAL THINK PIECES ARE ALREADY GETTING THUNKED,
LIKE "KAMALA HARRIS WILL CHANGE POWER DRESSING FOREVER."
"FROM PEARL NECKLACES TO HIGH-TOP SNEAKERS, SEE VICE
PRESIDENT-ELECT HARRIS' BOSS SENSE OF STYLE."
AND EVEN "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL" ASKS, "IS KAMALA
HARRIS'S FASHION HER SECRET WEAPON?"
COULD BE.
COULD ALSO BE HER SKILL AND EXPERIENCE.
I DON'T KNOW.
CHECK "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL," THEY NORMALLY DON'T WRITE
GARBAGE.
HERE TO DIVE DEEPER INTO OUR NEW OBSESSION WITH THE
VICE-PRESIDENTIAL FASHION, PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY
WRITERS, AND FASHION EXPERT, MICHAEL CRUZ KAYNE.
>> HI, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: HI, MICHAEL.
>> STEPHEN, AS YOU KNOW, KAMALA HARRIS BRINGS A LOT OF FIRSTS TO
THE WHITE HOUSE: SHE'S A WOMAN, SHE'S BLACK, SHE'S SOUTH ASIAN,
BUT MOST OF ALL-- AND I HOPE PEOPLE DON'T MIND IF I
OBJECTIFY-- SHE'S GOT THE WHITE HOUSE'S FIRST HOT JEWISH
HUSBAND, DOUG EMHOFF.
AND WHEN I SAY "HUSBAND," I MEAN HUBBA-HUBBA HUSBAND.
HIS FASHION CHOICES ARE SETTING THE INTERNET ON ABSOLUTE FIRE.
PEOPLE DIG DOUG.
>> Stephen: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE TALKING
ABOUT HER FASHION.
>> UGH.
NO!
WHAT AM I GOING TO TALK ABOUT, HER GLORIOUS SUITS, THE WAY SHE
ALIGHTS FROM A PLANE WEARING CONVERSE LIKE A BUSINESS CASUAL
ANGEL?
YAWN!
STEPHEN, AREN'T WE A LITTLE BORED OF EVERY FASHION SEGMENT
BEING ABOUT WOMEN?
IT'S 2020.
IT'S TIME TO OBJECTIFY THE MEN!
I'LL TAKE TWO SCOOPS OF DOUG, AND HOLD THE SPRINKLES, BECAUSE
I WANT TO REALLY TASTE THE DOUG.
( LAUGHTER )
GUESS.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON HIS FASHION?
>> I MEAN, HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
>> Stephen: NOT MUCH.
>> FIRST OF ALL, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TASTEFUL MUTED BLUE SUIT,
AND THIS ELEGANT MUTED BLUE SUIT.
AND, FOLKS, MAKE SURE YOUR DOG'S ON A LEASH BEFORE I SHOW YOU
THIS ONE.
HERE'S HIM ROCKING AN ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS MUTED BLUE SUIT.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHEN WE FINALLY GET BACK IN THE THEATER, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY A
MUTED BLUE SUIT.
>> OH, STEPHEN, STEVE, STEVIE, MY MAN, YOU COULD NEVER PULL
THIS OFF.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE PHYSIQUE.
AS A JEW MYSELF, I KNOW THAT BODY, AND IT'S BUILT BY A STRICT
REGIMEN OF PASTRAMI AND VERY SLOWLY SWIMMING LAPS AT A
COMMUNITY POOL.
( LAUGHTER )
EMHOFF HAVE ANY OTHER LOOKS?
>> OH, YEAH, HE DOES.
AND, PARENTS, TAKE YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM FOR THIS ONE.
I CALL THIS LOOK "OOPSIES, LOOKS LIKE ZADDY FORGOT HIS TIE."
ALL BUTTONED UP, HE'S THE VICE PRESIDENT'S HUSBAND, BUT ONE
BUTTON UNDONE, AND HE'S "MR.
EMHOFF, IF YOU'RE NASTY."
ALSO, NOTE THE DARING TOUCH OF A MUTED BLUE SUIT.
( LAUGHTER )
A NICE FELLA, REALLY SUPPORTIVE OF HIS WIFE, BUT IS THERE REALLY
THIS MUCH ENTHUSIASM FOR DOUG EMHOFF'S FASHION?
>> STEPHEN, THIS IS AN HISTORICAL FIRST.
THE FASHION WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR FOR CENTURIES.
THE DOUG-BUGS AND THE EMHOFF-HEADS ARE GOING NUTS.
SURE, WE'VE HAD OTHER VICE-PRESIDENTIAL SPOUSES.
WHAT FOOL COULD FORGET THE DAZZLING JOAN MONDALE OR THE
INCANDESCENT LETITIA STEVENSON?
BUT NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE HAVE A MAN WHO IS THE PERSON YOU
WON'T HEAR ABOUT WHO IS MARRIED TO THE PERSON WHO IS LARGELY
POWERLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
AND, STEPHEN, THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?
>> ENGLISH.
( LAUGHTER )
WORD?
>> IT'S PROGRESS, STEPHEN.
IT'S PROGRESS... STEPHEN.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: THAT WAS ON ME.
THAT WAS ON ME.
MICHAEL CRUZ KAYNE EVERYONE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMULA ONE CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON.
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