My favorite Batman is the one that Wears
black
*yells* SHUT UP!
Oh god damnit robin what did I tell you
about putting down the seat after you pee!
please be sweetie and put down
the seatie!!
BATMANS A BITCH
Oh robin do you change the password on
my apple ID again
Give me sum pussi :)
Bruce Wayne
-yeah i typed that -with a capital M?
yes and I did it and its not working
ju- just let me type it
no you know what its stupid
I dont care anymore Seriously Batman? you know
you know if I cant do it no one can
*batman music*
Kidding me?
uh can you not turn the air on
im already freezing
too bad i'm not
or maybe you should try changing into
that isn't a hot rubber suit
I don't change you change
why dont you wear that bat sweater i gave you for christmas
Wait?
wait, are bananas vegan?
yes its fruit
IMGAYY
*batman music*
what took you so long robin
here just be careful it's really *pfffft*
its hot
why didnt you tell me robin
i did
oh great more ****** hipsters
moving to the neighborhood and changeifying gotham
pretty soon it's gonna be all copies
copy shops, and mustache product stores!
you do is try to clean up the poor areas
in Gotham have tried to reinvigorate the
economy which is basically just
gentrification no right yeah that's
basical- YOUR NOT MY MOM!
No,
No
Noo
Alfred I have nothing to wear, for rachel
*batman theme music*
here, just, just take mine
*spits*
AH, its too cold!
just give me yours!
*spits*
holy **** that good coffee
*batman theme music*
how can we put a man on the moon
but i can't Catwoman to TEXT ME BACK!
maybe she's just busy
it's been 2 days! She might have gotten
her to fight she might even be dead
you know what she better be dead for not
texting me back . God **** it!
hey what no no no no no its too
let's meet in the middle it's how I that
that's not the middle it's a it's the
middle what I right in the middle to put
in the middle you i'll put my fist in
the middle of your face
oh, oh no I want the red one you take the
blue one their the same flavor Batman
oh, im sorry did you hear me? Is it your
guilt?
I really don't care you want it?
No! i dont want it, you got your little robin cooties
cooties
National
*batman theme music*
god **** it batman
just out, just turn it up. No, no. Come on! Stop! No
*batman theme music*
Hey guys, try that one out
Oh real nice Batman oh my god it's just
a game you want to get all butthurt
about everything. Wonder proved over here
oh my god i am right here! Look okay I
don't see what the big deal is I mean
I'm an orphan to. At least you had adopted
parents, I HAD NO ONE! NOOOO ONNNEE. What what about me sir?
Shut the **** up albert
Batmans a little *****
Hey guys thanks for watching my video
I'm sure Rachel would like it IF SHE WASN'T DEAD!
RACHEL! To see all to see bloopers and yes order to
go pee I have to completely undressed
going to help me go pee
yeah, click the video on the left
want to see my last video click the
video on the right pop great Harley quick
AHH, who moved the fricking coffee table right here
its always been there, OOOKKKKKK
those touchscreen devices all the links
in the description belooow