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With all of that said and done lets get into todays video of the Top 10 PETA Games you
wont believe exist.
Trust me guys I researched this and I still don’t believe some of them.
I also played them all to get a good idea of whats going on.
So let’s roll the intro.
Meat is Murder: The game Morrisey and PETA teamed up to bring us the
video game version of “meat is murder”.
The smiths 1985 classic -meat is murder- is back in 8-bit form for this game called This
Beautiful Creature Must Die.
The game is actually playable and features riveting gameplay such as clicking one of
4 squares to prevent a cow, pig, chicken or turkey from falling or walking into saw blades.
You must act quickly because the game gets slightly intense.
My high score is 60 which probably isn’t high, but I’ve honestly got better things
to play than a point and click game with no story.
This game looks like it’s meant for mobile with its layout and it’s tap on screen gameplay.
The only real challenge is avoiding bombs and saving the animals from them before they
explode.
It’s a simple game with a simple message, but peta is gonna have to try a lot harder
to prevent me from eating meat.
Honestly just looking at this game while playing it makes me hungry.
When’s lunch?
Pokemon Red White and Blue So this one is higher on the list because
it seems like most people already know about this.
But how am I supposed to make a peta video game list without including the pokemon vs
McDonalds game?
YES you heard that right Pokemon vs Mcdonalds.
This game features Pikachu and Miltank going up against the likes of the Hamburgular!
This game, takes Miltank and Pikachu into OUR WORLD and lets them visit a McDonalds.
They even use pikachu as their anti-mcds spokesperson saying -They are using me, because I am cute,
to sell their death burgers!
I did not approe of them using my likeness!
This is a total violation of my publicity rights.
Get me a lawyer!- While it’s a question in and of itself as to how pikachu knows what
a lawyer is, peta is trying to say that he should have rights and he should be able to
choose who uses his likeness.
But the thing is, HE ISNT REAL!
I’ll let you say we don’t own animals, but what I find ridiculous is that even fictional
pocket monsters have enough sentience to understand that this would be a violation of rights.
They were created by a company, therefor yes that company owns the rights.
Oh and don’t forget the chests you unlock to get links to peta videos.
Pokemon Black and Blue -as battling pokemon grew in popularity, generations
of children were growing up believing that pokemon exist for no other reasons than to
be used and abused by humans.
Children leared about dominance instead of compassion.
While pokemon faced the worst abuses, children also started bullying each other.
Until one pokemon decided he’d had enough- That is the synopsis from this game play shows
as you launch the game.
You start the game as pikachu fighting cheren, who is holding a bloody bat and beer bottle.
Oh and also some giant scizzors.
This is a parody of Pokemon Black and White.
In all honesty im surprised they didn’t include a blood red shiny pokemon but I haven’t
played through the whole game.
At least they give you the option to name your pokemon.
Professor juniper is also in the game wielding a knife and looking even crazier than usual.
My question is, if they shut down the Pixelmon Mod for Minecraft, why didn’t they shut
down this game?
And the one before it?
This is in all honesty a worse use of their property, and they also don’t change any
ideas.
Mario Kills Tanooki Ever wondered how Mario gets the tanooki skin
from a leaf?
So have I! and I honestly don’t know how this corelates with the game because you play
as tanooki trying to catch up to Mario who is flying away using your skin.
Yeah.
It’s actually horrifying.
The ground and sky is covered in blood and the backdrop is full of cat shaped structures.
You jump over pipes and blocks trying to get your torn off skin back.
What a wonderful and not controversial message at all!
My issue with this game however, is that its damn hard!
The level goes on for a while and the jump controls are kinda weird.
If you get stuck and reach the end of the screen you fail, if you even touch the beginning
of a hole you fail, and the screen is moving so fast you need to have trained for years
to make any real progress!
I was able to do it and was greeted with the screen -f you Mario!
This skin belongs to an animal!- With Mario laying unconscious beside me.
This is just weird and makes me think about why peta would do this when we get the skin
from a LEAF.
Also how are you just able to put your skin back on your body like everything is peachy
after it has been RIPPED OFF OF YOU?
Like what?
Super Tofu Boy The Game is basically super meat boy, but
off white instead of red.
And the pink chick gets stolen by meat boy this time because she’d prefer to be with
tofu guy? Mr steal yo girl up in here!
If this game was supposed to take place after the super meat boy game that would mean Meat
Boy literally saved your life not too long ago and you leave him for another dude almost
instantly?
Who are you Zelda?
Or Peach?
While this game is the tamest on the list the controls are whack and its nearly impossible
to complete level 2.
At least for me, because they have a lot of blades and a conveyor belt pushing you in,
and the wall jump is janky as hell.
Complaining about the gameplay aside, the game is essentially identical to Super Meat
Boy, which makes me surprised it’s not being taken down for copyright infringement.
Even if you claim fair use Peta should be hella sued right now and I don’t know how
theyre not.
Petitions to remove this game as well as the pokemon ones have appeared but none have worked.
Even when they’ve gotten several hundred signatures.
New Super Chick Sisters By far the most atrocious thing this game
did was replace princess peach with Pamela Anderson to be honest.
In this game you play as a baby chick version of Mario to save Princess Pam from the Hamburgular.
Why?
I have absolutely no idea.
But no matter what it means, you play through a normal game of Mario while getting helpful
tips along the way such as -did you know that McDonalds is the #1 seller of chicken flesh?-
isn’t this wonderful!
Luckily there is a kid friendly version that you can play in the same game, there is a
menu that pops up before the actual game starts.
But still holy damn this is too much for a damn Mario game.
The goombas are replace with stationary burgers that you need to jump on the gain points,
and everytime you complete a level, you get some Mario exposition saying he wishes he
had gotten here first.
Cooking Mama: Mama Ki Animals Don’t you love Cooking Mama?
Do your kids play it on your phone?
Or even in all honesty theirs?
Well be careful about the peta version, Cooking Mama: Mama Ki Animals.
Because when you search it, it’s the first one that comes up.
This game features Mama making thanksgiving dinner, but very brutally.
Featuring defeathering the turkey, removing it’s guts, making the gravy with those innards,
picking body parts out of the gravy, making the stuffing, stuffing the turkey, and chopping
up the turkey’s neck.
After playing through all the levels you get a special bonus level called -mama loves animals-
where you make a thanksgiving dinner using tofu.
Crumbling it, shaping it, and covering it in soy sauce.
This one has been taken way too far.
I get that they are trying to convert the future generation but attacking kids games
like this?
Some children are going to get horrified rather than join your damn crusade!
Why am I so salty oh my god?
Lobster Liberation Frogger.
Think about it.
What is so bad about frogger?
Nothing!
You’re trying to save the frog from being killed!
In this game it’s the same as frogger but you’re a lobster.
You are trying to reach a target at the end of the level, but you can be killed by multiple
things.
Such as poisonous lobster bushes whatever those are, polluted water, cars and snakes.
And if you float off screen, youll die in polluted rapids.
For your first 3 deaths the paramedics will rush to your lobster and rescue him.
And as they put it -just to add to the stress you have one minute for each attempt at tagging
a target.
Failure to succeed will result in a lobsters quick and relatively painless death- First
of all they spelt -will- wrong.
And for a company all about the ethical treatment of animals, they kill a bunch of them in their
games.
Fast Food Nation In this Donkey Kong Parody you must avoid
pigs, and collect ingredients for your burgers.
Once you’ve completed all the burgers you move on to the next level.
This is why im confused by PETA games, to win a level I must complete burgers for others
to eat!
Is it just me or isn’t this is opposite of what they stand for?
Like why are you teaching me to create burgers and that doing so helps me progress if you
want me to stop eating meat.
Am I the only one who thinks this?
Am I totally missing the picture?
I’m very confused and very concerned.
Let me know your thoughts in the comments please guys.
Show me im not the only one.
Paintball Hero This is actually the one game on this list
I could potentially play.
This game is a mobile game where you rescue animals from factories turning them into fast
food.
You’re able to customize your outfit as well as any animals you connect with them
wile destroying enemies with education paint in a stunning 3d world.
While this seems interesting after trying it I have quite a few issues.
I know that youre supposed to be able to shoot paintballs but I cant figure out how to do
that.
The controls are confusing and I swear I should have avoided that robot but it still hit me!
Plus if you want to revive your character they ask you to pay $1.39!
What the h?
I can spend that money on beef jerky!
That’s right peta, these games have done nothing.
While writing this I was eating a steak and cheese sub.
You lost.
There we have it friends the Top 10 PETA games you wont believe exist.
What do you think about these games and this list?
Let me know in the comments!
And while you do that I’m gonna read out some more comments cause I really gotta catch
up.
Viki W The beginning was really scary.
I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE .
Kick the bucket Dankboi Productions
Boi I don’t wanna play sonic.exe I wanna meet him.
Unless he wants to play with me then that’s a deal breaker
. I cant follow this train of thought.
All I heard was he wants to play with me Yeet or Be Yeeted
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