>> ALL: Hey Guys! We're the Girl Scout Girls!
>> GABBIESHOW: And we sell Girl Scout Girl cookies.
I hate this job.
>> LELE PONS: We didn't sell anything today.
>> JANINA: I know!
My sexiness didn't work.
Hi!
>> GUY: What's up?
>> JANINA: Um, would you like to buy some cookies?
>> GUY: Uhh..no.
Oh.
Girl you are so pretty.
Laid and slay! You better [bleep] it up!
All the way up!
And the eyebrows!
OH! Girl! You look so good!
OH! Do a little twirl girl, let me see the body.
Yes ma'am!
Girl the legs is ???, the elbows is...
>> JANINA: Oh! Um, the cookies!
>> GUY: Let me get this off your hands.
>> JANINA: Wait! >> GUY: Be blessed girl!
Go to church on Sunday's! Read the bible.
>> LELE PONS: That's weird. That always works. >> GABBIESHOW: I wonder why.
>> LELE PONS: What about you Gabbie?
>> GABBIESHOW: Honestly, I don't know.
I was funny. I was charming. I was sweet.
Hi!
Would you like to buy some cookies?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: No thank you. I'm okay.
>> GABBIESHOW: I said, would you like to buy some cookies?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: First of all, those aren't even girl scout....
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Okay. Okay. Okay.
>> GABBIESHOW: You either put a cooking in your mouth or I shove it up your...
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Your uniform says boy scout.
>> GABBIESHOW: Oh! So you're sexist!
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: No, no no.
>> GABBIESHOW: If I wanna be a boy scout, I'll be a boy scout!
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Okay! Okay! Okay!
>> GABBIESHOW: How many cookies do you want?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: 40! 40!
>> GABBIESHOW: 40? >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Yes!
>> GABBIESHOW: Awesome, let me go get them.
Someone took the cookies from the cookie jar.
>> LELE PONS: What an [BLEEP].
>> JANINA: Yeah.
>> LELE PONS: What about you?
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: You guys, I was robbed.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Are you joking? So now you're just going to ignore-
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Hi! Would you guys like to buy some cookies?
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: That's sweet honey, but no.
>> INANNA SARKIS: What do you think? Who do you think is right?
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: You know who's always right?
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: Who?
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Cookies!
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: No! We don't want your crusty old cookies. >> INANNA SARKIS: That doesn't even make any sense. Anyways...
He went to a party without me. He said he was sleeping.
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: I have chronic sleep walking disorder.
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: You know what helps with sleepwalking?
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: What?
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Cookies!
>> INANNA SARKIS: Listen, we don't want your [BLEEP] cookies, okay.
Back to our argument.
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Please just, just please just try one.
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: I don't want any of your-
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: You guys can have them for free!
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: Oh! Okay! >> INANNA SARKIS: Thanks.
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Enjoy!
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: Oh my God, I love free things. >> INANNA SARKIS: I know, I do too.
>> JOEY GRACEFFA: Let's go, come on.
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Darn it!
>> GABBIESHOW: Are you okay?
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: I'm okay. I'm a little traumatized.
>> JANINA: What about you Lele?
>> LELE PONS: Hey girl!
>> LIZA KOSHY: Hi!
>> LELE PONS: You want some cookies?
>> LIZA KOSHY: Oh sure!
Wait a minute!
Don't those have like 3,000 calories in them?
>> LELE PONS: No! They're actually very good for you.
>> LIZA KOSHY: Oh, well hand those over. >> LELE PONS: Here!
>> LIZA KOSHY: Wait a minute!
No. My friend died choking on one of those cookies.
>> LELE PONS: What?
>> LIZA KOSHY: Yeah.
>> LELE PONS: You know what? You can trust me. Trust me.
>> LIZA KOSHY: It's a nice hat. I trust you, yeah yeah.
Wait a minute!
Where's the money for those cookies going?
>> LELE PONS: A foundation.
Of puppies!
>> LIZA KOSHY: You're a sweet girl!
>> LELE PONS: Thank you! Now eat them!
>> LIZA KOSHY: Oh of course! Give me some of those.
Yeah, no. Never mind!
>> LELE PONS: I - she pushed me.
>> GABBIESHOW: Oh my God!
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: Like where does the money even go to?
>> LELE PONS: The boss.
>> GABBIESHOW: Who's the boss?
>> MARCUS JOHNS: I'm the boss.
>> LELE PONS: That's the boss.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: We got a problem.
Don't look at me.
I haven't seen a single dollar bill on my table.
I have a proposal for you ladies.
You're gonna go down to that house and you're gonna put 55K on this table.
Do we got an agreement?
>> GIRLS: Yes boss.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: That's Mr. Boss to you.
>> MELANIE IGLESIAS: I said Mr. Boss.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Shut up.
Make me proud ladies.
>> JANINA: Hey there! I'm a girl scout.
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Okay. Girl scout? How old are you?
>> JANINA: Would you like to order some cookies?
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Cookie? What kind of cookies are you selling, huh?
>> JANINA: Strawberry shortcake, chocolate chip cookie, oreo...
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Oh my God!
>> JANINA: Um, you have a bathroom?
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Yeah, okay. You drunk? You nasty. You a little freaky. I'm down
>> LELE, MELANIE, & GABBIE: The money!
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Alright. Alright. You’re welcome. >> JANINA: Thank you.
>> LELE PONS: Okay. I put the money all in here, okay?
>> GABBIESHOW: Okay, I'm gonna take it. I don't trust you. >> LELE PONS: No. I wanna take it.
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: You so pretty.
You little scout. She leaving. She leaving.
>> GABBIESHOW: You ruin everything! You lose everything! >> LELE PONS: Hey! Guys stop!
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Are you pooping?
>> LELE PONS: Get the [BLEEP] out!
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: Hey yo! What are you doing?
What?
>> MARCUS JOHNS: What?
What are you doing in my house?
>> TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: I don't know how these hoes got in here man.
>> LELE PONS: No. We're just visiting.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Okay. Where's my money?
>> LELE PONS: Oh, the money?
>> GABBIESHOW: What's that?
[EXIT MUSIC]