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>> GROWING CONCERNS THAT THE IRS
IS BUILDING AN ARMY OF NEW
AUDITORS AND SOME OF THEM COULD
BE ARMED.
THE NEW DEMOCRATIC SPENDING BILL
WILL ADD NEARLY 87,000 IRS
AGENTS AND NOW THERE’S A MAJOR
UPROAR OVER A JOB POSTING FOR
THE AGENCY APPARENTLY LOOKING
FOR APPLICANTS WHO CAN CARRY A
FIREARM AND USE DEADLY FORCE IF
NECESSARY.
JUDGE, I SENSE THAT YOU WANT TO
TALK ON THIS.
>> Judge Jeanine: NO.
I WAS LAUGHING.
I MEAN, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO
DO?
ARE THEY GOING TO COME IN AND
SAY JEANNINE, I WANT TO SEE THE
LAST SEVEN YEARS.
OKAY.
COME IN, HERE’S MY BOXES.
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TAKE
OUT A GUN AND TAKE ME IN?
SINCE WHEN DO THE IR -- THESE
PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL, THEY’RE
4-EYES ALL OF THEM.
>> Greg: WHOA.
I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT SINCE
SECOND GRADE.
HEY 4-EYES.
>> Judge Jeanine: I MEAN THEY’RE
REAL GEEKS.
THEY’RE REAL SMART PEOPLE.
THEY WORK WITH NUMBERS.
THEY’RE GOING TO CARRY A GUN?
IT JUST DOESN’T FIT.
IT DOESN’T FIT.
>> Jesse: YEAH, THEY CAN’T SHOOT
STRAIGHT.
>> Judge Jeanine: I DON’T KNOW.
>> Greg: I HAVE A THEORY.
>> Judge Jeanine: WHAT?
>> Greg: THE AD IS TO MAKE A
DULL JOB SOUND EXCITING AND
COOL.
>> Judge Jeanine: AND SEXY.
>> Greg: YEAH, YOU WON’T BE
SITTING BEHIND A DESK GOING
THROUGH PROCEEDED SHEETS YOU’RE
GOING TO BE OUT IN THE FIELDS
WITH WEAPONRY, YOU’RE GOING TO
CHASE DOWN CRIMINALS WHO DIDN’T
DECLARE THEIR TRIPS.
>> Judge Jeanine: YEAH, AND
HOUSE WIVES.
I MEAN REALLY
>> Harold: THANKS 4-EYES WE
APPRECIATE IT.
>> Greg: I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT IN
SO LONG
>> Harold: DANA P?
>> Dana: WELL, I THINK THAT --
I’M NOT GOING TO DENIGRATE THE
MEMBERS OF THE IRS.
I WAS JUST SAYING THE IRS IS
GOING TO COME OUT TOMORROW AND
HAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE AND
DEMAND WE TAKE BACK ANY INSULTS
TO THE IRS AGENTS.
THE NUMBER ONE NEGATIVE ASPECT
OF BUILD BACK BETTER WHEN THEY
DID FOCUS GROUPS IS THE IRS
AGENTS AND NOW I THINK DEMOCRATS
ARE HAVING REGRETS GOING ALL IN
ON THIS IRS DEAL.
BECAUSE WE HAVE PROOF,
NON-PARTISAN PROOF THAT YOU ARE
FIVE TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE
AUDITED THE LESS WEALTHY YOU
ARE.
THIS GOES FOR MIDDLE CLASS
TAXPAYERS AND SENATOR MIKE PUT
FORWARD AN AMENDMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCING THIS BILL SAYING CAN
WE PUT INTO THIS LAW THAT NO ONE
MAKING UNDER $400,000 A YEAR
WILL GET AUDITED AND EVERY
DEMOCRAT VOTED NO.
WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO VOTE NO?
WELL, BECAUSE, IN ORDER TO PAY
FOR THE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT,
THEY HAD TO FIND THE MONEY
SOMEWHERE.
WHERE’S THE MONEY GOING TO COME
FROM?
IT’S GOING TO COME FROM YOU AND
IT’S GOING TO COME FROM THESE
AUDITS AND THAT’S WHY THEY HAD
TO DEAL WITH.
THEY’LL COME BACK FOR MORE SOON
BUT BASICALLY THEY’RE TRYING TO
AUDIT THE POOR TO BUY THE RICH
ELECTRIC VEHICLES.
>> Judge Jeanine: THAT’S SO SAD.
WE WON’T BE AUDITED
>> Jesse: TRUMP AUDITED ME.
>> Judge Jeanine: WHAT?
>> Jesse: I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT.
AFTER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE FOR
THE MAN I GET A STUPID AUDIT
LETTER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE TERM.
I WAS LIKE WHAT?
SO WE HAD THE ACCOUNTANT GO OVER
STUFF AND I HAD TO JUST, YOU
KNOW, GO EVERYTHING.
>> Judge Jeanine: DID YOU PAY?
>> Jesse: YEAH, I OWED, TOO.
NOT A LOT, BUT THEY GOT ME.
AND THEN I FIRED MY ACCOUNTANT.
I HAVE A GREAT ACCOUNTANT NOW.
I’LL NEVER OWE ANYTHING.
ACTUALLY THE IRS OWES ME.
>> Judge Jeanine: GOOD LUCK.
>> Jesse: BUT YOU DON’T NEED A
GUN AS AN IRS AGENT, YOU JUST
DON’T AND WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS
STARTING TO DO THEY’RE GIVING
EVERYBODY GUNS, THE EPA HAS
GUNS, THE INTERIOR, THE IRS NOW
HAS GUNS.
THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
AWAY.
>> Judge Jeanine: FOR PEOPLE
THAT DON’T LIKE GUNS.
>> Jesse: RIGHT, THEY WANT TO
TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY BUT THEY
WANT TO GIVE GUNS TO THE IRS
>> Harold: YOU FINISHED?
>> Judge Jeanine: NOW WE’RE
FINISHED
>> Harold: THE ONE % TAX ALSO
TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE HOW ARE
THEY GOING TO PAY FOR THAT.
>> Jesse: I DON’T KNOW WHAT
THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT
>> Harold: THAT’S IN THE BILL.
UP NEXT, MAKE MY TAKE, TEXAS