I'm so hungry, dad.
Hold your horses.
Oh, slug bug!
Awe!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Slug bug!
Oh.
Oh, look.
There's a Volkswagen dealership.
Slug bug!
[YELLING]
They love that game.
[YELLING]
They sure seem to be getting along better this year.
They do.
You guys having fun back there?
Having a great time.
[CRASH]
All right, anybody need to go to the bathroom before we leave?
No!
Dad, I gotta go potty.
Luckily, your dad's a genius, and he brought a pee bottle.
Today, you become a man.
Daddy?
Yeah?
It's filling up.
New bottle!
He needs a new bottle.
Pinch it, bud.
Napkins!
We need napkins.
Keep going.
It's all over my hand.
I need I napkin.
Are you good?
Second one's filling up.
Second one's filling up!
Oh, oh, oh!
OK!
Dad, it's getting everywhere!
Oh, it's getting on me!
[SCREAM]
Give him another bottle.
I don't have another bottle.
Woo!
I'm a man.
[SCREAMING]
Hey, hey.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What?
Stop.
I forgot my phone.
Be right back.
Let's go!
Wait!
What?
I forgot my charger, dude.
I forgot my charger.
I got a charger--
There's a charger right here.
No, you don't have to-- you don't have to put it back.
Last thing-- I forgot I'm supposed to get married today.
What?
Good news.
It's in the backyard.
Give me 20 minutes and I'll be right back.
Are we in it?
No.
You're actually not.
What's her name?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, no.
Oh, they just pulled out behind me.
Oh, his lights are on.
No.
I wasn't even doing anything.
Just be cool.
[KNOCKING]
Howdy, sir.
Hey, officer.
Let's start with license--
Oh no!
--license and registration.
[CRYING]
Sir, calm down.
I promise I wasn't speeding.
I watch the thermometer-- or the speedometer, I meant.
Not the-- oh my god.
I can't even think.
I'm just not sure why you need both officers
on either side of the car.
Your partner's making me a little bit uncomfortable
right now.
Got a minivan.
Got a out of control, disheveled, sad sack of a man.
I am a sad sack of a man.
Yes, you are.
Say it again!
I'm a sad sack of a man!
Honey, slow down.
Honey.
What?
We got to get--
Slow down.
We got to get there.
We got 15 hours to go.
I'm going to cut it down to ten.
[HONKING]
There we go.
Oh, this thing can really go, baby.
Slow down.
It's 10 over.
Lucy, was it too fast?
For real it was.
For real it was?
Well, too bad.
Oh, we gotta go!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMING]
Turn off the light again!
I think it's illegal!
[SCREAMING]
All right, guys.
Can't stop anymore if we want to make the concert on time.
Can't stop for two hours?
Are you kidding me?
No way I can hang that long.
[FARTING]
What is that smell?
Beans and-- Fruit Loops?
[FARTING]
Bro!
Dude, that's it.
Get in the back.
Come on.
That's ridiculous, guys.
You know what?
Secret's out.
I'm doing it.
No!
[YELLING]
[FARTING]
One hour down.
Nine to go.
Everybody feeling good?
Yeah!
All right.
You closed the garage door, right?
[YAWN]
Early start.
What was I going to do?
Huh?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't I close the garage?
Do you remember seeing if there was any candles
burning in the house?
Mommy loves candles.
The house is going to smell so good.
I'll blow it out before I leave.
Is that package for me?
Oh, nice I've been waiting on this.
Oh, I need to water my plants.
I'm going to make some clam chowder soup before we go.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
Yeah you did.
I did.
You did.
I mean you're not not going to close the garage
door when you go out of town for a week and a half.
That would be crazy.
OK, boys.
Family photo time.
[GRUNTING]
Come on, boys.
Not doing it.
We're 30.
We're definitely not doing the pose.
I'm still your father.
Get out here right now.
OK.
Yep.
Yes, sir.
All right.
There we go.
And we are all tidied up.
Road trip, California, here we come!
Woo!
Oh, what is this bozo doing?
Get out of the way!
[HONKING]
Go!
There's nobody coming!
[HONKING]
Come on!
All right.
You know what?
I'm going to just give him a piece of my mind.
Hey!
[HONK]
Roll your window down!
Hey, it's clear!
Oh no.
It's you?
[SCREAMING]
What is this guy doing?
[SCREAMING]
[HONKING]
No, no, no!
The rage monster is after me!
I can't get away!
Ow, ow, ow.
Oh no.
We're stuck.
[YELLING]
He's coming!
[YELLING]
I'm kidding.
I'm using that.
[SCREAMING]
How in the world does he have an excavator right
here conveniently located next to my car?
[CRYING]
[YELLING]
No!
I really got to get out of here.
[YELLING]
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[CRYING]
Hey, man.
Who are you?
I think you're going to need some better help.
I agree with you.
[CRYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No way.
This is never going to happen.
You have to leave that.
It's not that hard.
Have you ever played Tetris?
Hit me.
Next please.
Good luck with that.
That's what amateurs say.
It's impossible.
Watch and learn.
We should invite more friends.
Going to be a fun trip, boys.
Thanks for taking the first shift.
I actually think I brought my travel guitar.
Oh, yeah.
Here it is.
Oh!
I got it right here.
[SINGING] Take me out to the ballgame.
Root, root.
Root, root for the home team.
I actually wrote one at a campfire a couple years back.
I'll just play it for you.
[SINGING] Sometimes I feel like the rain
is washing down on my soul.
Ooh.
Dude, you mind if I try it?
Yeah, man.
Share the love.
It looks sick.
Dude, is it clean?
This thing's really well tuned.
Here, need a pick?
[HONKING]
All right, guys.
It's going to be fun.
Let me pull up the directions.
Whoa.
The only direction that matters is for you to put up your phone
and never to speak to me in that demeaning tone again.
You're not looking at the map, are you?
No, no, no.
The news.
The news Garrett, I think we passed that three
different times already.
No, everything just looks the same around here.
Wow.
This almost looks like a different country.
[CHUCKLE]
I mean, that's impossible.
Can we just please pull over and ask somebody?
This guy looks like he lives here.
Let's ask him.
Hey, man.
Where's the closest gas station?
Oh, petrol station?
That's just around the corner.
Where are we?
We're in Manchester.
Just North of Paris.
The UK?
No, you Muppet.
Manchester, Texas.
Hey, good to have you.
Matt Clancy.
I appreciate you renting the RV.
Is there a curtain for privacy for the missus and I?
There used to be.
And I went ahead and took that down.
I said we're not keeping secrets from anybody.
Oh, does this go to the roof?
No.
Don't-- get off the ladder.
Get off the--
Hey!
There was hail damage on the rooftop.
There's no hail damage up there.
You see this?
Yep.
Don't ever drive with this out.
You know what?
We're hitting the road.
See you in a couple of weeks.
He's driving with the thing out!
He's driving with-- I literally told him,
don't drive with the thing out!
He's got the thing out!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Stop right here.
This one.
Dude, its five minutes down the road.
I can 't wait.
This place is sketchy.
No, no, no.
It's OK.
We'll be fine.
[BELL RINGING]
Hello?
Just here to use the restroom real quick.
Hello?
Can I help you?
Oh, yes.
I need to go to the restroom.
Do you have one, please?
The restroom is around back.
Perfect.
Out this way?
You gonna need the key.
OK.
Oh, you have key problems?
No.
Hey.
If I'm not back in 10 minutes--
Yeah.
I'll just come find you.
No, no, no, no.
Run.
Save yourself.
[GASP]
We're driving to Disney World!
[CHEERING]
Disney!
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Hey, guys.
Guys?
We're not there yet.
Why do they stop when you say it?
Easy on the accelerator there, speed racer.
Left lane.
It's a right, right here.
Whatever you do, please don't turn right.
He's turning right.
Oh, he's turning right!
We have a psychopath at the wheel!
Oh, is this another dead end?
Oh, no!
Terry!
I'm sorry.
Stop the car.
Get in the back.
I'm getting in the back.
[BEEPING]
Hey, did your gas tank just show empty?
Yeah.
I mean empty's new full.
Everyone knows you have 50 miles when it hits empty.
[BEEPING]
What in the world?
Uh oh.
Dad, did you just run out of gas?
Uh.
Guys, we're here.
Everyone out.
[CHUCKLE]
Thumbs up.
Say it with me.
Help!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh no.
The accelerator, the brake-- nothing's-- everything's
locking up.
I don't know.
I got to look at the engine.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
What did you put in there?
Did you put gas in there?
I put diesel in there.
You might think, oh, it looks pretty big.
I bet it's a diesel.
Honey, this isn't a diesel engine.
Baby, I got no service on the phone.
There's nobody within 20 miles.
[SPLASH]
Was that-- what-- what?
Oh, honey.
I think my water just broke.
[SCREAM]
Are you serious?
You gotta stop.
We're having a-- hey, you're going to have a little brother.
Are you excited?
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Pound it.
Noggin.
See ya.
Are we there yet?