School Bus - A ROBLOX Machinima
*fave alarm go off at 6:00* Fave: SNOOZE
*fave alarm go off at 6:10* Fave: SNOOZE!
*fave alarm go off at 6:29* Fave: 6:29??
THE BUS GETS HERE AT 6:30!
*fave jumps out of bed in undies, walks into closet for sec, clothes on, walks out the
house* Fave: It's 6:31, did i miss the bus?
Tom: You didn't miss anything, pal Fave: oh, late, usual
*3 hours later* *bus pulls up*
Fave: hey, you realized school started 2 hours ago right?
Driver: does it look like i care Fave: i'll sue you!
Driver: for minimum wage? not worth it Tom: hey pal, i'm a lawyer
Fave: WE'LL SUE YOU!
Driver: he's not a lawyer he's like 12 Tom: i'm 13 pal
Driver: stop calling me pal Tom: you're gonna pay, pal.
Driver: sit the fuck down Fave: let's choose a seat
*cinematic shot of bunch of different people* Fave: great, we have the jocks, the nerds,
the troublemakers, the pokefreaks, the five nights at freddies fuckboys, the book worms,
and the hookers Tom: WE SHOULD SIT NEXT TO THE HOOKERS, PAL
Fave: no, they're the worst type of hookers, they accept credit cards
Tom: SO?
Fave: once you swipe it between the cheeks, they suck in the card and the government knows
you've transacted Tom: that can't be too bad, pal
Fave: just take my advice, here's an empty seat over here
Tom: in the front?
come on that's where the freshies sit Fave: who cares that's just a dumb hierarchy
Tom: i'm not selling my self-worth, pal Fave: where else are you gonna sit, dumbass
Tom: i'll walk to school, pal Fave: fine, be that way
FNAF Kid: hey fave, check out this funny video Fave: shut up freshie
FNAF Kid: i'll give you a bathroom pass Fave: oh shit lemme see this
*lady walking into bathroom* *FNAF JUMPSCARE*
Fave: that wasn't even scary, hey, why is your seat brown?
FNAF Kid: IT WAS SCARY!!!!
Fave: i think you'll need that bathroom pass FNAF Kid: JUST TAKE IT YOU EMOTIONLESS FREAK!
Fave: super freak... *bus driving montage*
*guy hanging out window* *guy gets decapitated by stop sign*
*bus stops* Driver: damn it another decapitation, too
much paperwork and i gotta clean all that blood!
damn my poor bus *cop siren*
Driver: SHIT!
IT'S THE FEDS!
SPEED UP!!!!
*driver speeds* Troublemaker: HEY, BUSDRIVER, BLINDFOLD!
Driver: i hate my life anyway *bus runs over tom then*
*bus drives off a cliff and boom boom you know what it is*
*outro*