Hey, guys.
I am Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And we have made it to Fantasy Suite week.
Oh, what a fantas-tic.
Which means that hiding under Peter's plate for every dinner
is a card that he then hands to the woman.
Oh, my gosh.
They do that every time now, as if we
don't know where the card is.
I know.
It like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, go have sex.
You do it.
Before we get into the Fantasy Suite dates,
we start where we left off-- in the hangar on the edge
of our seat, because Madison--
in her mind-- was about to tell him she's saving herself.
Nope, that's not what she did.
Instead, she says Peter, if you--
basically-- are intimate with the other women,
I don't know if I will be able to move forward with you.
Right.
And I love how he's just like, wait, so what are you saying?
And she's just like, I'm pretty sure what I said was clear--
but just in case, don't have sex with them, or I'll leave.
And he's like--
What are you saying right now?
I need you to tell it to me clearly.
She's like, basically, P + Vagee-- no me.
Oh, that's good.
[LAUGHS]
Make a T-shirt!
There it is.
So that's basically what she says.
And he's like-- the helicopter to [INAUDIBLE]
the only reason is Victoria F is here
is so I can sleep with her.
I mean, honestly, at this point, right?
Like, basically.
And then they fly all the way to Gold Coast, Australia.
And you know what was the biggest gift of this date?
Peter's legs in shorts.
Oh-- loved them-- but I actually was going
to say his Australian accent.
Oh, no.
(IN A HOKEY AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Oh, we're down under, eh?
Peter, no!
Peter, stop while you're not ahead!
Here was the very interesting thing--
all the women stayed in a room together.
Oh, yes.
Ugh, boy, did they milk that.
First of all, Madison's in there.
And she's just like, this is my room-- and it's great.
And then-- excuse me, who is that?
Hannah Ann?
What?
In the same room?
What are you doing in my room?
And she's like, this is my room.
And then--
Knock, knock, knock.
You know what'd be worse than two people in a room?
They're all sharing the room.
And here's how it is when they're in there.
[VERY TENSE SILENCE]
Pretty much, that's what it was like.
So that's what it was in there the entire time.
They really milked it.
So anyway, the first one on one goes to Hannah Ann.
Yay.
And they go jet skiing.
[IMITATES A JET SKI]
Yeah. (SINGING) Splish splash, I was taking a bath--
[IMITATES PIANO]
Time out-- get on with me.
Yeah. (SINGING) It's splish splash, we were taking a bath.
Jet skis--
Of all the things you could do in Australia,
it's like, cool-- jet skiing.
Well, they saved the cool thing for Madison's date, I thought.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Isn't it?
But anyways, she says-- as if she knew that Madison had said
to him this ultimatum thing-- she didn't know yet--
and she said, just know--
no matter what happens this week with the other women,
I will stand by your side--
which is a direct, like, poom! poom! poom!
Madison.
Like, do what you want to do.
Because I'm not like a regular girlfriend--
I'm a cool girlfriend.
I'm cool-- Hannah Ann--
The cool girlfriend.
OK, so then we go to dinner.
And then Hannah says that she sees Peter as her future plate.
And out from the plate--
Oh!
What?
Excuse me, what do I have under my meal that I didn't need?
[LAUGHS]
And so then she's like, oh, I guess
I had no idea this was coming--
sure I want to stay in the room with you.
And then that's when we get the steamy hand on the bathroom
wall.
Yep, right out of Titanic.
Mmm-- what could they possibly be doing in there?
And I actually think what they're
doing in there-- is I think the producer's like, Peter, put
your hand on the wall now and slide it down.
Terrific-- now we're leaving-- you guys have fun!
Great!
Again, I'm getting confused with the stuff that we
do know already and the stuff that we're just learning.
Like, I feel like this whole episode,
we already knew everything?
You know the one thing that we still don't know?
Is who does she say, don't let her go--
that's what we don't know about.
Classic mom.
So then it's time for the second one to one-- is Victoria F.
So Victoria F goes on her date, and they fly--
obviously-- because we don't have enough flying
scenes with Peter.
They went to the falls with--
Gondwana Coast-- Rainforest-- whatever.
Loved it, loved it, loved it.
OK.
They have their one of many conversations
where they decide--
But their conversations are just talking in a circle--
sorry to cut you off.
Oh, my God.
No-- that's exactly what it is.
It's like a helicopter, kind of.
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
He's like, I need you to open up to me.
And she's like, I have problems opening up.
And he's like, that's why I need you to open up to me.
And she's like, yes, and I have problems opening up.
Play a drinking game next time you're watching.
How many times does she touch her hair?
I just-- I can't do it-- ah nuh nuh nuh-- but I don't--
I don't want to do it.
[BEATBOXING]
I don't know what to do when I'm with you-- when I'm with you.
[TRAP BEAT PLAYING]
I don't know what to do when I'm with you-- when I'm with you.
[FOGHORN]
We're cool.
And then he's like, the cool thing about our relationship
is that we've been through it, and we got out
on the other side.
What have they really been through?
Nothing!
She left.
You know what they've been through?
Merissa with the news on the breaking up of the marriage.
Oh, geez-- just careful with her--
I like your jacket or whatever she said.
Anyway, back at the hotel, we get a, meanwhile--
[DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLAIR]
They don't say it, but I knew that was happening.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Madison and Hannah Ann-- and Madison was just like, well,
I basically told him that I don't feel comfortable with him
sleeping with you two--
essentially is what she says.
And Hannah Ann says, I don't like that-- in her head--
she's not saying that out loud.
So anyway, back at dinner with Victoria,
she's like, we have more to talk about.
[IMITATES HELICOPTER]
And it's like, didn't we just talk about this?
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
But they talk about it more, and we're all
taking our second glass while we're watching this.
But then-- you're not going to believe this.
Wait, what?
Under his plate-- card!
[LAUGHS] And what happened?
Well, you better believe she said, uh, yes, please.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Here we go.
And then-- but you know what was interesting-- we didn't see
him wake up with Hannah Ann.
Oh, geez.
But we did see him wake him with Victoria F.
But we all know that wasn't them waking up.
OK, come on in with the cameras.
[YAWNING]
What an amazing night.
What are you guys doing here?
Oh, my God-- I look perfect?
Oh, my God.
That's so weird.
That's how I always wake up.
This is what life's going to be like.
Yeah.
So they clearly did it and had a good time--
and great.
She says that she loves Peter and was
crying so much that she-- they wouldn't offer her
a tissue-- so she took up her dress.
Oh, what was with that?
I was like, what is going on right now?
She literally took her dress was just like--
[LAUGHS] I'm just like, someone hand the woman a tissue.
That's how much she's in love.
So she says that she loves him.
Get that girl some tissues cause she's got some issues.
I mean, are we just like a T-shirt company?
[IMITATES GUNS FIRING]
Then we go to one on one with Madison.
It looked like a really cool date-- which was SkyPoint.
And I love-- you know, when they do something like this,
you know she's going to say something like, you know,
I just feel like now-- like, this has
taken our love to new heights.
[RIM SHOT]
So then fast forward to dinner.
She finally tells him she is saving herself till marriage.
If he is intimate with the other women,
she wouldn't be able to move forward.
She knows he's had sex?
Right.
That was I was saying to the whole time.
When he went to the hometown and met
her parents and her family and everyone's, it's
like, this guy's the sex guy.
Right.
But I guess if you think about what she said-- which is,
it's hard for me to picture getting engaged to you knowing
that six days earlier--
Which I loved-- that was such a great way to say it.
You were intimate with another woman.
I was like, totally!
Yeah.
Eventually, he basically says, well, here,
I'm going to be straight up with you--
like, yeah, I was intimate with the other women.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
She walks away, and she is devastated.
And this is what I did not like-- that he goes after her--
and then they're standing there, and they're
doing the thing where he's so much taller,
and he's leaning on her forehead.
And he's like, please, you can't go-- don't walk away.
And I'm thinking to myself, well, yeah, she can walk away.
You basically did the exact opposite--
Of what she asked you.
Of what she asked for you to do.
So her walking away wouldn't be the craziest thing.
She leaves, and they definitely don't go to the Fantasy Suite.
But we don't really know what happens.
No.
So then we get this tease, and I thought it was going to be,
immediately, Women Tell All.
But it wasn't.
We see Victoria F and Hannah Ann waiting at the little
rose ceremony.
And they're like, where is Madison?
What does it all mean?
I don't know.
We got to watch next week.
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(IN A HOKEY AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Hey, we're down under, eh?