- He was so rusty, he didn't even cast a shadow.
(Laughter)
- You can see his dirty undercarriage.
(Laughter)
- Ugh, I hate rusty cars, this is not good for my image.
- I did give you, your big break
besides, it's in your contract.
- Oh, will you stop please?
Just go get hooked up.
- Winter is a grand ol' time
- Of this, there are no if's or buts
But remember, all that salt and grime.
can rust your bolts and freeze your-
- Hey, look, there he is!
- Our almost champ!
Get your rear end in here, kid.
- Lightning McQueen, you are wicked fast!
- Yeah! You were booking McQueen!
- Give me a little room, guys.
- You're my hero Mr. McQueen.
- Yes, I know.
- Fred, Fred, thank you.
- He knows my name! He knows my name!
- Looking good, Freddie!
- Thanks to you lightning, we had a better year!
- Oh, I mean, we might even clear enough
to buy you some headlights
- Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
- That's what I'm telling ya, they're just stickers!
- Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights
because the track is always lit.
- Yeah, well, so is my brother but he still needs headlights
(Laughter)
(Sarcastically laughing)
- Ladies and gentlemen!
Lightning McQueen!
(Crickets chirping)
- You know, the Rust-eze medicated bumper ointment
team ran a great race today.
And remember with a little Rust-eze,
and an insane amount of luck
you too, can look like me...Ka-chow
(Upbeat music)
(Cheering)
- Hey, kid
- Aw, we love ya
and were looking forward to another great year
just like this year.
- Not on your life.
- Lightning, we want you on road first thing in the morning
so, you can come out and see the brand new
Rust-eze racing center!
Its wicked awesome.
- Wait, what?
Rust-eze racing center?
- Yeah
- Its got all the fancy bells and whistles
that the kids are training on these days.
We'll send macky boy all the directions.
Now, get moving all right!
(country beat)
- (Man) McQueen!
- (Woman) McQueen!
- McQueen, I got a question
- Have you seen the latest record Storms been setting?
- Have you giving any thought for retirement?
- Okay, that's enough no questions, 'scusi
out of the way
- Back up, back up!
- No no no, okay, thank you, bye bye
- Can you believe them?
- Paparazzi (spits)
(inspiring music)
- Wow
- Looks good, doesn't it?
- Hey, guys
- What do you think?
- What do I think, its unbelievable.
- Yeah, you know, its kinda of a cozy, humble little place
- Guys, how did you ever do this?
- You wanna tell him or should I tell him?
- Nah, you start, go ahead go ahead.
- We sold Rust-eze!
Eh!
- Wha- what?
- What, you think a couple of Jabroni's like us
could do this on our own?
- Wait, you sold Rust-eze?
- It's all good news
we just realized that you needed something
that we couldn't give you.
We felt like the time was right for us too
I, mean, we're not as young and handsome as we look
- Well, that's true
- Besides, this sterling fella
he's got every high tech thing you'll ever need.
Everything we wanted to give you but couldn't
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, sterling?
Who's sterling?
- Lightning McQueen, welcome to the Rust-eze racing center
you have no idea how much I've been looking forward to this
- Thanks, uh, mister-
- Please, no mister, just sterling
I have been a fan of yours, forever.
And to be your sponsor? How great is that?
I can't thank rusty and dusty here enough
tough negotiators by the way.
- Oh, you flatter us but, don't stop
(laughter)
- Anyway, I just wanted to say a quick hello
take as much time as you need, doors always open guys.
- Wow
- Not bad, huh?
- This is really impressive.
- This center has quickly become the most coveted,
destination for young racers
training to make our team someday and its where you'll train
until you leave for Florida.
Treadmills, wind tunnels, virtual reality.
Still working on that and the best fitness regimen
anyone could possibly imagine.
- Wait, wait
whoa, is that-
the simulator?
- Oh yes
lightning McQueen,
I'd like to introduce you to the multimillion dollar
flagship of interactive race simulation.
The "XDL24GTS"
Mark C
- The "XDL"
Et cetera
(sad music)
- Well, I, sure am gonna miss racing for you guys.
- You know, you gave a lot of great memories lightning
memories we'll remember.
- Wow, that's good.
- Hey, lightning, what ever you do
- Don't drive like my brother.
- Don't drive like my brother!
- Please, no pictures
- Okay, maybe one, get my good side though, will ya.