- This is either gonna be a revelation or a giant mistake.
Ah!
This is going poorly.
I'm upset.
Oh, god!
This might be one of the most satisfying parts of makeup.
Oh my god.
(bomb exploding)
(upbeat music)
Hey, every booty.
Hey people, I'm Megan.
And today, we're gonna be following the oldest
and the most recent makeup tutorial from Bretman Rock.
Bretman Rock has over seven million subscribers on YouTube.
Has been posting videos for five years now,
and it's entertaining to watch him do essentially anything.
So today, I thought it would be really fun
to compare his very first tutorial he ever posted
with his most recent tutorial.
I'm watching this for the first time along with you guys.
First full tutorial is called Full Face Pink Glam Tutorial.
Let's watch it.
Ooh.
This is a beautiful pink look.
I don't know if I'm capable, honestly.
- Hey (beep), it is Bretman here
and for this week's video, I wanted
to do a makeup tutorial because everyone's been asking me
for makeup tutorials.
- He's so baby.
- By the way, I already have my face prepped
and primed on this as, so.
- Okay, prep and prime is the first step.
I always put my hair up when I do my makeup
but I have a big forehead
so just don't make fun of me please.
For a first tutorial on YouTube, this look is complicated.
- I like to prime my face first
and then I do the eyebrows just
because I feel like the primer usually takes time.
- I've never done my eyebrows first.
It's always base first.
Oh, god!
Very professional.
I wonder if Bretman still fills in his eyebrows first.
- Okay, so I'm back and my eyebrows are not really
on the maximum capacity of slage yet,
so I'm just gonna conceal them.
- [Megan] This might be one
of the most satisfying parts of makeup.
It's like those TikToks of people drawing circles
and then like filling them in really meticulously.
- So we're using MAC Soft Ochre.
So we're gonna be using MAC Soft Ochre.
- Not a king of editing yet.
- Foundation.
We're just gonna use a pump
with the Morphe M4.
- A brush.
He's using a brush.
A brush.
I've literally never applied my foundation, my foundation.
A brush.
Okay, my instinct is that I hate this but, oh Jesus.
I think I rubbed my foundation somewhere.
I can tell it's all over me somewhere.
I found it.
I got foundation all over my shirt.
This is going poorly.
I'm upset.
- And we're just gonna use it to set our foundation.
- We're setting our foundation.
I'm gonna powder before I conceal?
- So I'm gonna be using this first.
I'm not gonna go crazy with this
because it is more of like a primer.
- Okay, that's interesting.
It's like he's priming for his highlight.
But I don't have like a highlight primer
so we're just doing it.
He doesn't highlight his nose, it seems.
That's so interesting.
He's doing this after powder.
- Actually wanna test out the new Make Up For Ever.
And I actually wanna test out the new.
- I'm obsessed with the fact that he keeps his edits in.
Today I'm gonna.
Today I'm gonna do this thing.
(laughs loudly)
- Okay, now we're gonna bake our face
with the Laura Mercier powder.
And you might be saying, "Oh my god Bret,
"you are doing things out of order."
Like, girl.
Okay, and?
This is my face, not yours.
- You tell them.
- I'm gonna be taking Swoon
and we're putting that all over our lid.
- [Megan] I'm losing faith in my ability to do this.
- It should look like this.
♪ I made it worse ♪
♪ Do you know that I made it worse ♪
And we're gonna put that just in the.
Now we're just gonna be using our pointer finger
to put this on the center of the lid.
Now we're gonna take Lyric
which is this color right here for.
- What color is that?
- Which is this color right here.
And when I bronze my face, I don't do like in here.
I go down.
And I like to focus the color outside here
and like drag it down.
Let's snatch the nose.
This is why I have the concealer last on my nose.
- How interesting.
He's adding concealer after this.
I'm used to doing this like third step
into my makeup routine.
Okay, we're concealing our nose.
Concealer to the end of the nose and down the center.
Now, let's just blend it in.
It definitely makes a difference.
Here's me 20 seconds ago.
Like whoa.
- And I just like to grab a lot.
Like I don't care.
Uh-huh, tell me more about your day.
- Well, I had a good day.
How was yours?
- Yeah.
We're gonna.
- Okay.
Wow, okay.
He's putting his blush like almost
in the same place he puts his bronzer.
- So, we're gonna put.
- Wow, we're continuing to bake.
I've actually never snatched my face like this.
- The Rewind color and we're just putting this outside.
Just on the outside.
Don't get crazy.
Do not get crazy.
- Bretman did not play around even five years ago.
Like this (beep) complicated.
- I'm just gonna pop these on
and I'll give you guys a closeup on the eyes.
Okay, so for the lips with this look,
we're just gonna add this on the center.
Just the center.
Do not have too much fun.
And you get that perfect Kylie Jenner lip color.
And this is the final look.
See you later.
(laughs loudly)
- I love this look.
There were definitely lots of steps that, for me, were
out of order, and I'm curious to know
if he does it differently now.
Oh, how long has that been there?
How long has that been there, you guys?
Tomorrow, we're gonna dive in to his most recent tutorial,
so I'll see you in just a sec.
(finger snapping)
Who knows how smooth that transition was.
Pretty good.
We're back and today we're looking
at Bretman's most recent tutorial,
Save the Turtle Makeup Look on Edibles.
I'm not on edibles.
Let's get into this video.
Oh, my bed isn't made.
Oh, whatever.
- Hey (beep), Bret here and for today's video (beep),
and as you can see from the title (beep), today we are
gonna be taking some edibles and doing our makeup.
Oh my god, can you see the little turtle in there?
Focus.
Save the (beep) turtles (beep).
- Time to put my hair back.
You know you have a big forehead if it's literally not four.
Like that's a five head.
I have a scientifically confirmed large forehead.
- Let's take some translucent powder from Born This Way.
- That's interesting.
Okay.
We're brushing through our eyelashes with powder.
- Next, we're gonna apply foundation to my face.
- We are doing foundation before our brows.
And we're applying it with a brush.
People do that, Megan.
Relax.
I saw a peek of what the final look looks like
because it's in the thumbnail but it will be interesting
to see if we get there any differently
than we do in his first video and it's already different.
- Next part, we're gonna be trying out this concealer.
- Okay, so we're not like priming our concealer
like we did last time which was so interesting.
- I'm starting with the outside 'cause, I don't have
to (beep) explain what the (beep) I'm doing
to you, first of all.
If you really came here for a (beep) tutorial, you thought.
♪ Wrong ♪
- Bretman is the only BeauTuber
who's like "You came here for a tutorial, silly (beep) you."
- I'm gonna set my makeup, you guys.
I hope you guys are still watching me.
If you're not, I'm sorry, you're missing on the fun.
- Oh, we're bronzing.
Just like old Bretman, he doesn't fully say what he's doing.
He just said "We're gonna use number three."
And then he's bronzing all of a sudden.
It looks like he's bronzing the same way
that he did five years ago, which is not how I prefer,
but this video isn't about what I prefer.
- [Interviewer] What about land?
- Land mammal?
I would say elephant.
- Okay, I'm fairly certain he applied blush
and just didn't tell us.
And it looks like he blushes his cheeks the same way
that he used to where it's not on the apples of his cheeks.
It's like the outside of his face.
- [Interviewer] How's your love life?
- Ooh, my love life?
I feel like I wish I didn't push people away
that like love me.
I tend to do that a lot.
Like people who actually care for me
and sometimes I push them away because,
because sometimes you don't even realize
that you're pushing people away.
You know what I mean?
- [Interviewer] Wow, that was deep.
- That was deep.
- I just start with an eyeshadow that's kinda like my shade.
- He doesn't prime his eyelids but I have very oily eyelids
and if I don't, this makeup look just will slide off
of my face, so that's one rule I'm breaking.
All right, our base color's down.
Moving on.
(laughs loudly)
And just like that.
Okay.
He has laid down this beautiful green color
which I don't have the exact one that he used,
but I have from his Wet N Wild collab these two greens.
And it looks like he's just put it
in like a smoky sort of V all over his lid.
Pretty nice.
- Sometimes, I really don't know
what the (beep) I'm doing, honestly.
- [Megan] Look how pretty that is.
It's so pretty.
- Then we're gonna do this liner from Marc Jacobs.
- He has blended out color into his lower lash line,
so we will too.
(upbeat music)
(air whooshing)
- I'm so (beep) lit and I'm so over this.
Like I hate doing makeup when I'm lit.
(upbeat music)
- Without mascara, with mascara.
Pretty good, like kinda look like falsies now.
- She said "Save the turtles."
Turtle look.
That's what I'm calling this (laughs).
This wasn't gonna be a turtle video,
but (beep) it turned into a turtle video.
I wanna be like a cute turtle
with like really pink cheeks, like.
- [Megan] Bretman said "Save the mother freaking turtles."
- I'm trying to make my lips point up
because that's what turtle lips looks like.
- Why did this have to be the most recent tutorial?
Kinda like Rihanna's cupid's bow.
She has a very pointy cupid's bow.
I guess like a turtle.
- I feel like turtles would eat hot Cheetos
and they're gonna have like orangy stuff on their lips.
This is my turtle-inspired look.
- He didn't contour his nose.
Or highlight.
Did he highlight without telling us?
His nose is definitely contoured
and he didn't tell me.
He warned us that this was not a tutorial.
(laughs) Sure wasn't.
No highlight?
I'm sad and scared.
- Save the (beep) turtles, (beep)
because if you don't (beep) save the turtles,
who the (beep) will?
Honey, wake the (beep) up, (beep).
Guys, that's it for the video.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
I had so much filming.
Okay, I can't really be, I can't act sober right now (beep).
- It's been so fun the last two days seeing the way
that Bretman has grown over the last four years.
I think that watching someone fully be themselves,
like Bretman clearly is in his videos, is such a gift
to an audience because I think it gives them permission
to be themselves.
And like he said, let's save the (beep) turtles.
Thanks for watching.
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