nostalgia week continues welcome back
everybody to Kerbal space program look
at my boys haven't seen you guys in a
long time
the wars have happened I'm back though I
went out to get milk but i'm home
everybody-- look at this happy little
[ __ ] I have not played this game in
such an incredible long time it's been
years since I've played this game I have
no idea how to play it anymore there's a
bunch of stuff in the game now about
making history expansion of a breaking
ground expansion what the bunch of
scenarios you can do now power landing
bring the home seeker fly back booster
to a gentle landing easy I can do that
no problem I'm an expert when it comes
to oh this is oh this is a lot of
responsibility
alright are you watching this ilan I'll
show you how to do your job properly hey
first things first you just wanna you
didn't want to throttle up a little bit
throttle up a little bit to make sure
okay not not too much though oh we're
coming in hot
we're coming in strong Elon is at home
making biscuits ready for me to bring it
on home okay
or did I run out of oh no think I'm
right ran out of there
what's that other fuel called the the
stabilizing fuel you can run out a lot
of that okay that's fine
oh I have I have no fuel left
i a I can't throttle up get the medics
ready is it still fine this is this is
this is absolutely fine as long as you
lighten it up properly you're still
going to do it you're still gonna get it
it's still gonna be fine look coming
down perfectly yes and land
yep okay round two we're let it fly in
on its own first we let the atmosphere
slow it down first there's no point in
us wasting all of our fuel on this part
of it okay speed it up speed it up slow
it down okay okay that's fine I know you
want me to land like down here but I
kind of make up my own rules as I'm
going along and I hope that you're okay
with that okay
turn turn for the love of God turn there
you go
there you go nice nice
yes okay this is gonna work well this
time I have a feeling I can feel it in
my bones
right if I wasn't metres to go okay okay
okay you know burn all the fuel you have
burn all the fuel you have
okay maybe not at all okay that that
worked way too well oh are the edges
salon this time baiis here you go we go
yes be proud of home gems safe and fine
he's gone home to see his family I mean
sure it's not up right sure it didn't
land perfectly it's not a perfect world
okay things land different ways all the
time the important part is that the
Rockets safe its integrity is sound and
we can use it again we can all go home
happy and have a cold one with the bass
you know there's nothing like making
history there's nothing like a good job
well done you can just sit back in your
chair in your in your Kerbal space chair
and just feel good about a job well done
today
what's that they want me to bring more
people home no problem hi guys i i'm i'm
don't call me a hero okay i'm just a guy
trying his best you know just really
trying to make it in life but if you
want to call me a hero then I mean I'm
not here to dictate how you call your
life all right how do we okay oh this is
all this is all wobbly bye oh god okay
we're coming in a little hot
oh yes oh yes get it get it
don't tell NASA all right round two
let's round two I got you this time
don't even worry about it okay what
speed are we doing where's our speed 180
meters per second okay I figured out
what the brakes are let's don't even
worry about it
I gotcha all right oh no you look all
cam in the cockpit good good
stay that way all right you're gonna
come in hot but you're gonna see your
family you want to make sure that all
right we have propellant left but
honestly there's no need for it you just
glide it in nicely okay act like the
front it's just like a sky boss
I slowed way down so wait out you're
traveling it you're traveling little
hard there kerbals traveling a little
hard there okay tip tip tip tip tip tip
her up and bring in these lads home oh I
don't care how long it takes me I'll be
here all day all right I've got north to
Goa kerbals this is it this is my eat
this is my day today this is all we're
doing today
strap in strap on let's get ready to
[ __ ] Gator in Gator in it's just like
it's just like lovemaking alright okay
line her up oh god oh god
okay this this might be bad okay this
this this might not be the one lads this
might not be the one all right we're all
we're missing the oh god it's okay it's
fine it's fine it's fine
look at this nice smooth line the grass
is softer we made it oh he never said
that I had to keep the spacecraft in
order you never said that I had to keep
that intact I'm just happy that
everybody's here look hatches obstructed
can't exit well that's your problem not
mine get out took the wheels away you
don't need them anymore what do you do
let's build some stuff again it's been a
really long time
I miss building things now I think God
there's a lot of boosters I think yeah I
downloaded some mods for some like extra
kick for some extra strong engines and I
am going to I also got some stuff for
planes so this is gonna be there's
probably gonna be pretty bad what's the
biggest engine we can get yes yes I'm
back at my [ __ ] everybody I am going
to create something that should not work
god I completely forget how to play this
game this is not good it's like I've
been away from home for years and years
and I was worried that my family would
forget who I
but thankfully they haven't my cuz my
family is a bunch of rocket boosters
ready to head into space was this that's
tiny I want big things I want things to
look massive and like they're gonna
explode god I missed this music though
my god okay let's see how she flies well
I didn't put on some engines let's face
it I'm not really here to see how things
fly I'm here to see how fast they can go
and how big of an explosion I can get
out of them nothing is happening what
did I do wrong and already fuel oh god I
found better things oh my god it looks
like anal beads oh my god is the anal
bead ship hey I just want to see things
explode okay that's all I want
does this work oh yeah
okay the other thing just didn't have
the right fuel in it oh my God look at
you go there's three of you guys in this
alright this is just a test though don't
get too comfortable I just wanna see how
far we can go with just this oh my god
yes we're going so fast we weren't 1,500
meters a second you're gonna die I mean
you're gonna die anyway because I don't
really have a plan B for this you kind
of just oh my god you almost just got
away from going straight up I didn't
even plan any of this oh my god yes
there you go you got to 50,000 meters
well you're still going technically now
you're in space you're at a hundred
thousand meters nice we could have done
better let's if I had a different type
of fuel how [ __ ] far out you got
oh one engine that's nuts but what goes
up must come back down and I'm sorry to
say but you're probably all gonna die
because I don't think that this
parachute Oh God okay guys guys pour one
out for that for the boys you might be
saying to yourself jack that was a
complete and total failure but what I
saw was that lads went into the air and
lads came back down and that to me is
good enough okay we are gonna strap oh
my god there's [ __ ] many of them I
might be a little in over my head here
how are we how do I do the snappy thing
I forget everything about this game
there we go we have the snap on now the
snaps good because the snap lets us put
it like in the same places everywhere
more or less symmetrically y'all know
how much I love some metrics don't even
talk to me until I've had my symmetric
syn the morning more MORE
the slogan for Carla's face program is
more boosters oh when it comes to space
science you can't really [ __ ] it up like
this okay let's see if we can put you
here nice okay that's better oh this is
mad science oh my god this music I've
missed so much see I was never good at
Kerbal space program I never learned the
ins and outs of all the like finicky
things that you can do and going to
different planets and all that stuff I
tried and I got pretty damn far and I
was okay at the game but this is what I
revel in this is what I wanted every
time I didn't care about going to other
planets all I cared about was how much I
could [ __ ] [ __ ] up people always said
that science was boring now when it
comes to Jack septic science I make it
interesting I know what people want
people want big things and explosions
and honestly sane feast your eyes feast
your eyes and this amalgamation of
science here today you boys are gonna
cause me trouble but you know what
the throttle all the way up and let's
just let's get it yes okay that's bad
that's very bad but what am I
hello Murray focused huh
can they focus on this this is where the
actions happening oh god oh no oh no oh
god I'm so sorry
girls hate I don't even know who I am
where's it oh there it is right there
okay back to the drawing board
oh yes I forgot that there's a symmetry
mode Oh baby
this is it oh now this is gonna save
some time oh it's all perfect nothing's
gonna go wrong this time
absolutely nothing I can assure you of
that she sound as a pound lads there's
nothing wrong with her look who do we
have here I don't know who are you guys
can i jab which one of you is jab
okay he's smilin that guy's jab he knows
what's up um how do we get out of this
oh we do it we have jab but we have
built and we have Bob perfect
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yes it's staying together it's working
it's working how fast we get see the
problem is the more mass you have the
more fuel and thrust that you need to
get out of the atmosphere so it's a bit
of a balance you know it's psyched you
guys wouldn't know I have class so I do
all right
don't know don't overheat don't overheat
no you're fine good oh oh oh god I call
this one the slinky how far do we get by
ease we didn't even get that far that's
just that's just disappointing you're
disappointing me by ease is that what
you wanted to see jacksepticeye cry do
you want to see Jack septic rye all
right back to the [ __ ] drawing board
we're gonna try some different stuff
these lads apparently have argon gas in
them I don't know what that means but
that's not the normal thing so it
immediately has me excited all right are
you gonna work it made a cool sound but
I don't why didn't it go off this is too
much yeah
all right does everyone have a buddy I
think I think I got them all mad sighs I
miss this game is so much [ __ ] fun
okay what else could we do I want to do
something else as we get into the air
you know what I'm not sure about this so
what's gonna happen is these are going
to get us off and then afterwards these
are gonna start spinning us now I don't
know how that's going to happen
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it did not work at all
that's still pretty good though it could
be fixed it's not gonna stay together
it's too wobbly it's way too wobbly okay
I don't eat the couplings to go off this
is not gonna work you're dying by ease
if only I had actually equipped you with
a parachute you might actually survive
this but as the things are going on your
name son
okay I'm I'm I'm on the right path all
right I know you're looking at this and
you're like Jack come on what the what
are you doing all right this is called
science you wouldn't understand
I had to downscale it quite a bit I'm
not happy about it but God is that
pretty that's like the fourth of July
here may lead lady [ __ ] go
I made a firework all right
I mean that works for me I I had already
settled on separating these guys so I'm
happy about that and the parachute works
this time so all of my guy is going to
survive if that's not a win I don't know
what is and we've got some strut
connectors around that stabilizes
everything doesn't it so if I do that
that should mean that my guys don't
wobble all over the place at the
beginning at least I hope not
oh sure I know science y'all think
Ireland doesn't have a science division
but we do we just two sides but
differently than everybody else
it's not for Milla science it's not the
science that you're used to but bike God
is it beautiful look at this
pyro that we have going on all right
lads let's let you go to bed Skyway is
now white come on we hold on for God's
sake my god
yes all right now separate the Boosters
we've improved upon it you say you can't
improve upon perfection but i'ii give
you perfection oh no no that's bad oh
the last thing you want when it comes to
rocket science is wobbling it's the
complete last thing you want alright
let's let's get it going nicely okay not
nothing too hectic
there you go ah you see yes see ya done
[ __ ] it up jack
we need better science I need structural
integrity going on here
now we're symmetrical beautiful
beautiful this thing is like a
rock-solid castle at this point it's not
going to wobble it's not going to wobble
it's not going Tok it's wobbling a small
bit and I don't like that get that all
the way up I know go Jesus wait that I
can I know how science is supposed to go
all right wait these are all supposed to
fire at the same time but they weren't
why are they not hold fire wait some of
them are not your face in different
directions
well it's [ __ ] beautiful
it's glorious it's bigger it's badder
it's better than ever it's more
structurally sound than you've ever seen
in your entire lives this super ship
brought to you from Ireland keep going I
have some fittings on it this time that
should keep the structural integrity go
and see if you get some lateral motion
going
you pierced the heavens a bit more and
you go faster and higher and stronger
than ever this is how you warp into the
next dimension I know what I'm doing see
that teleported we're off in a different
dimension I was somewhere else
we're off in Kerbal space program two
rockets are for babies anyway but the
real place that separates the men from
the base is space planes let me hear you
say it again
space planes very good and no one's been
better at building space painters then
you're a good old pal jackaboy he knows
how they work he knows what he's doing
I'm better yet he looks good doing it at
the same time all right where is the end
that I can put onto this thing all right
looking sexy looking sexy what type of
wings do we want to put in this bad boy
those don't really seem big enough now I
need no I need some Ricky I need some
big lads let's let's go with mass toast
oh not seem big enough have you seen a
plane in real life the wings are moseph
there are many questions people have
about planes these days will it fly well
oh god oh no oh good Oh
stop stop stop stop why why are you
doing this to me okay just go it's fine
I have wheels and they have a dream is
this even symmetrical I know what I'm
doing I am a scientist did you see the
glass it's it's taken off just not in
the direction I want or in the
orientation or in anything for that
matter this is fine this fine just get a
little and get a little bounce off the
runway into the air we go oh no oh
you're not gonna be happy
we're dead buried are you well at least
the crew are all right it's not the size
of it that matters
it's what you do with it okay and I'm
about to do I'm gonna do nothing of
early why do you keep doing that to me
what is wrong with you okay go there we
go
take off lads any minute now
come on I changed my mind
I'm waned with a more sleek design I
think I've built something like this
before
stop stop okay
let's hope that this works Oh God get up
get up in here get up in here what works
not remo but it works
you guys technically flew you went up
into the air you flew around and you
land it again that's a perfect flight
shut don't give it everything yet don't
give it all of the power that it has
because it it apparently Oh No
okay killed all the power it has that's
too much let's so cut the engine
that's not what I meant when I said cut
the engine oh yeah oh yeah I did it you
can cut that off a little bit oh yeah
baby that feels good oh that's awesome
I've dived on this before in Kerbal
space program but there's nothing like
doing it again oh it really wants to
pull up though okay
okay lay off and the engines for a bit
there we go that's a bit more
maneuverable nice Oh God I do not trust
this at all this really wants to go all
over the place all right give it
everything you have captain giver
[ __ ] everything hell yeah
it feels so good when you actually oh
never mind
cut the engine I'm more of a more of an
engineer than am a pilot what if we just
made the whole thing out of wings Oh God
Oh Jeff what's happening where are we
going
are we hitting the ocean yet no it's
very close hold on Jeff hold on I got
you oh my gosh I can fix this I can fix
this watch I want to do this right now
oh my god I actually kind of did nope
nope oh I'm out of fuel well there's
nothing I can do now Jeb you're just
gonna have to just gonna have to let it
happen
at least she floats she doubles as a
submarine oh these are the wheels that
makes a lot of sense I'm more of an
engineer than am a pilot I think this is
gonna work again this is gonna be a
great plate well he can't have to
finagle it a small bit in the beginning
because its nose likes to be in the
ground and then you do that and then
it's fine okay okay
go yes yes
this controls so well although I
shouldn't say that too much I said the
same about the last one and look where
that ended up
oh yes yes Jeb yes we're doing it we're
being the plane
we're being mr. plane himself right cut
the fuel off a small bit because you
don't want to run out all right Jeff the
plan is we're going to go over there and
we're going to land on that site all
right are you ready for it I hope you
are look at you in your little cockpit
this is adorable this is what you see
all the time that's lovely
I wished it was like VR supporter so I'm
not any really good flying simulators
with VR support oh it really wants to
pull up again Oh fight it fight it fight
it if we can land over here I consider
this video a success I'm like a leaf
floating in the wind a piece of paper
blown up going further than it ever
thought it could are we getting close to
the ground now we are we are traveling
though okay yes yes slow it on down slow
down that I don't have any air brakes
installed so you're just gonna have to
like you're just gonna have to hope for
the best if we don't hit any Hills okay
okay eighty meters per second that's
fine if I can keep her going there Jeb
keep her goin sound as a pound 70 meters
per second you want you want to be
getting under 60 though
yes like it oh this is going well I can
feel it Jeb can feel it Jeb knows what's
about to happen Jeb knows that amazing
things are going on yes yes Jeb yes
gently kiss it gently kiss the ground
Jeb look at that beautiful shadow
what a wonderful craft yes Jeb Oh mother
earth you deserve a little kiss
Tim Jeff what are you doing I can't stop
him Jim what are you doing we were on
the ground
we had a jab Jeb says this is Kerbal
space program not karbala air program a
[ __ ] crazy person Jeb you're gonna
run out of fuel Jeb
Oh Jeb this is what happens I'm not
gonna try and save you from your own
misgivings this time you got yourself
into this mess you're gonna have to get
yourself heard Jeb I don't have to do
this again it was over this I did it
once before I don't he wanted me to do
it again a second time to prove myself
Jeb knows that I love a challenge that's
a [ __ ] lie Jeb I just want to coast
by like this plane is coasting by in the
air Oh God we're traveling a little
faster than I would like but this thing
just is so aerodynamic it just wants to
stay in the air whoo oh god it's up
again no we touched the ground when you
stopped my hair can't handle this
oh we're stalling we're stalling
we're just call us Joseph because we're
stalling
never do that again
all right well I'm gonna leave this
episode of Kerbal space program here I
know I didn't do a whole lot I kind of
just got in a mess around and didn't
really get much done it takes a really
long time to do anything in this game of
recording for like two hours already and
I had to relearn the whole thing but the
point of this was to come back and play
it again was the whole point this week
is to come back to some games and relive
some old memories and that's exactly
what I did and I had a ton of fun this
game is amazing it's still amazing the
sequel is coming out next year I'm so
excited for it I'm gonna play the [ __ ]
out of that game when it comes out I'm
I'm very curious to see how it looks how
it operates if it's easier to understand
if it's easier to control and put things
together or if they've gotten the
complete opposite way and made it even
more complex and have more systems in it
which I imagine they probably will but
this game is just phenomenal all of you
should play it if you're even remotely
interested in planes or flight or
spacecraft or anything like that because
it's a really great learning tool I
think even Elon Musk plays this game but
more of a selling point do you need than
that but nostalgia week continues day
three Kerbal space program what's going
to be next what's up next on the
chopping block there's a lot of games
that uh that have a lot of history to
them this is the game that when I was
playing it last time and I played a
space flame I said if I land this plane
somebody send me a cake and somebody
actually sent me a cake that's a KSP
like a boss on it and that was that was
like six years ago at this point five
years ago I don't even know so good
memories creepy memories but good
memories now I've got a good story out
of it and I put it in my tour but until
next time ma Jeb Bush is you all a
wonderful a happy merry
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