Gavin: Space Invaders! It's an arcade classic where aliens invade earth.
Gavin: In the game, the aliens move completely in unison, in an extremely predictable pattern.
Gavin: Now, surely knowing the pattern would give you a huge advantage. Or would it?!
Aliens: Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!
Gavin: In this very special episode of Immersion, we've come to our Rooster Teeth alien defense station here at the first RTX Australia convention.
Gavin: And this is mankind's last chance at survival.
Michael: What the hell is this?
Gavin: I'm a scientist now.
Michael: I leave for like two episodes and you're a scientist now?
Gavin: I did all the science. Look at the science.
Barbara: He's upgraded.
Michael: You've downgraded.
Gavin: Alright.
Barbara: As you know, in Space Invaders, an alien army marches in unison, slowly making their way towards Earth.
Barbara: Our lab rats will man a gun turret. One pushing left and right, and the other aiming and firing.
Barbara: The alien army will be armed with a variety of projectiles.
Barbara: And if the alien army reaches our lab rats, humanity loses.
Gavin: Lads, ready?
Michael: Ready to try with my new best teammate, ever.
Barbara: That's, that's cold. Michael: Not you.
Gavin: Oh, it cuts me so deep.
Gavin: Alright, so Michael and Ryan have seven lives.
Gavin: Each successful hit from an alien will take off one life.
Gavin: So, uh, let's see how they do.
Michael: Well.
Ryan: This is, uh, this is the best Earth could do, huh?
Michael: Don't we have tanks and shit?
Ryan: Nah, just Nerf.
Michael: What's the strategy here? What, what's your plan Ryan? Ryan: Uh
Ryan: I think we run and hide.
Barbara: Alright guys, you ready? Three, two, one, invade!
Michael: Alright. Jesus!
Ryan: Alright.
Ryan: Michael, would you hit something please?!
Michael: I'm trying! It's the gun, it's not me. I have, my controller's broken!
Ryan: I need you to kill somethin'!
Barbara: They're so fucked.
Ryan: My goal is one. Hey we got one!
Michael: I got one!
Ryan: Alright! Only a thousand more to go.
Michael: Go, go, go! Go to the right, go to the right. Jesus, you're gonna kill me.
Ryan: This is really hard here.
Michael: I have, I gained weight for the movie, okay! They told me I needed to!
Ryan: Jesus, man.
Michael: Our defenses are going to shit, it's awful out here! Ryan: If only we used something stronger than boxes!
Michael: Get the hell out of here!
Ryan: Aww yeah, get 'em, we'll get them on low cover here.
Michael: Ungh. Ryan: There you go.
Michael: Take that you yellow scum!
Michael: Push, push Ryan! Push like you're pregnant! I need safety, get me behind the wall!
Ryan: I didn't take lamaze class, I don't know how!
Michael: Oh, Jesus.
Gavin: All their ammo's down. Do you see that? Have they noticed?
Ryan: Have we got any bullets left? Michael: Oh, I'm running out of bullets, I'm running out of bullets!
Ryan: The position, look out! Woah! Michael: I got one, we're gonna need to reload!
Ryan: This is our last base.
Michael: Jesus Christ!
Michael: Where's the ammo?! Ryan, it's back there! Ryan: Aw, shit! Michael: The ammo's back there, go get it!
Michael: Go push us back, pull us back! Holy shit!
Ryan: Dude, you're gonna have to get out and walk here a minute. This is really hard. Michael: I'm not walking shit.
Michael: Ryan! Ryan: Hold it in!
Michael: We have no defenses left! Ryan: Ah, incoming!
Michael: Move, move, move!
Ryan: Get the pink, get the pink! Michael: I got, ow, ow. Ryan: Oh. A direct hit.
Michael: *Cough* *Cough*
Ryan: And backing up. Michael: Wait I need ammo.
Gavin: They're actually not doing bad. They're about halfway through but the aliens are really speeding up.
Barbara: They gotta go faster too.
Michael: Ah, I can't see. Ryan: Let me see. Ah, it's locked up.
Michael: I can't see through the goggles.
Michael: Oh my God, I'm not even pushing and I'm out of fucking breath.
Ryan: Aw, pink is gettin' close. Michael: Let's go, let's go.
Ryan: Get pink! Michael: I'm tryin'!
Michael: Oh shit! I got some splash damage, I got some splash damage.
Michael: I'm gettin' my ass kicked. Gavin would do a better job than this!
Ryan: Bullshit! Gavin couldn't move you an inch!
Michael: He'd be doing it like a teammate Ryan.
Ryan: Oh, that was a hit. Michael: Ohhhh. Ryan: That was another hit.
Michael: My abdomen! *cough* *cough* Ughhhh, unghhhh
Barbara: They're sure complaining a lot about water balloons. Have they ever been to summer camp?
Michael: Oh my God Ryan: Can you see at all?
Michael: It is slippery. No, that's why I'm not using the googles anymore.
Michael: But, I did it for Earth. Ryan: Yeah.
Michael: Alright. Go, go , go , go , go, go , go! Ryan: Aim, fire Earth!
Michael: Alright, we're doin' good, we're doin' good. I'm, I, I, I. Did I get one? Ryan: I am shocked.
Michael: Oh, I got 'em, I got 'em. Ok.
Michael: This is, dude this is goin' well. This, this is actually workin' out! Ryan: Awww, the Earth is doin' okay.
Michael: Oh Ryan: Aw, shit! Ah, no. Ah. Michael: Oh God, it went in my mouth! It went in my mouth!
Gavin: Oh, in his face.
Barbara: It's like alien bukkake just happened all over Michael.
Ryan: Can we just stay over here now?
Ryan: Look, here's the thing Michael: Paint tastes fuckin' disgusting.
Ryan: We'll give 'em Chicago, nobody wants it anyway.
Michael: Dude, I don't give a shit.
Ryan: Whadda we got?
Michael: We got, uh, a lot of green shit in the gun. Ryan: Oh shit, they're goin' fast.
Michael: It's dripping.
Michael: Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Ryan: Eat fire, Earth.
Ryan: Knock 'em out, knock 'em out! Hoo!
Barbara: Ya know, I think they're doing too good of a job right now.
Gavin: They're gettin' through 'em. Barbara: We need to stop 'em.
Gavin: Release the mothership!
Gus: To victory, and Earth!
Michael: Aw, what the hell is that? Ryan: Holy Shit!
Michael: What is that fuckin' freak?! Look at it! Ryan: Ah, my eyes!
Michael: Put some fuckin' clothes on. Jesus!
Ryan: He's shooting at us too! Michael: It's just everywhere!
Ryan: He's offensive to the face and the eyes. Michael: He's got a ladle!
Michael: Oh, shit!
Ryan: Didn't you do a movie about this?!
Michael: Yes, and it, we were terrible!
Ryan: Oh. Michael: Fuck, Ryan.
Gavin: Oh, and he's off the cart. Barbara: Michael!
Michael: Go, go, go, go, go pushing, keep pushing. Ryan: Go, you're not on.
Gavin: Oh, and again. Now they're down to two, immediately.
Michael: Fuck. Oh God, oh God. The blue's so close, the blue's so close, the blue's so close.
Michael: Go, go, go! Ryan: Ugggghhhhh.
Michael: I'm trying, it's jammed! I'm not, it's always jammed! God dammit! Ryan: Make the counter crack! Do anything!
Michael: The military fucked us! This equipment is faulty.
Michael: Oh, shit! Ryan: Oh, shit!
Barbara: Oh man, Gus got them right in the face. Gavin: Oh! Now, that's their final life and the aliens are entering the Earths atmosphere.
Gavin: I can't believe how close this is actually. Barbara: They have no more chances.
Michael: This is the choice we've made. We're gonna defend the Earth or we're gonna die trying.
Michael: I am not, I'm not getting out of my seat! Ryan: It's, stop complaining!
Gavin: They're taking too long to reload. They've gotta take out those last four aliens. Barbara: Oh, no.
Michael: Come on, come on. Get in there. Ryan: Oh, shit. I, the track is gone!
Ryan: There's no track anymore. Michael: The track is gone.
Ryan: I think this is it! Michael: I think we're done for.
Gavin: This is literally their last chance. Barbara: Ooh. Oh my God, they could Gavin: They have to shoot 'em now.
Michael: Ungh. There's so many jammed in, there's like 19 bullets in the fucking chamber!
Michael: We're fucked!
Gavin: The gun is completely jammed, it's like he's wrestling with it. Barbara: Shoooot.
Michael: This is war, war is hell! Ryan: Come on man, you've gotta fire!
Barbara: Throw the gun! Michael: We're fucked, we're fucked Ryan.
Ryan: Alright.
Michael: No, they're kicking our shield. Ryan: It's over.
Michael: Nooooo! Gavin: No, it's over. Ryan: Aw!
Barbara: So are we dead now technically? Gavin: Technically yea, we, we were there. Barbara: Oh.
Gavin: We were on Earth, so uh, we're done for. Barbara: So, does Gus rule Earth now?
Michael: Ugh, God.
Michael: Did I get any in my eye? Ryan: I mean, like not right in the center of it.
Gavin: Well guys, Earth took an absolute pounding. But it was very close. What do you think the downfall was?
Michael: This.
Gavin: It did get gooped up pretty badly. Michael: It got gooped so hard.
Gavin: What's fascinating to me is you had these walls, Michael: Yup.
Gavin: you had this block, Michael: Yup. Gavin: yet somehow your penis took the brunt of, look, stand up, stand, look at this.
Gavin: How did that, how did he get so messy? Michael: It's just such a big target I think everyone just aimed for it.
Barbara: Well, clearly you guys didn't do too well and Earth is doomed now forever. Gavin: You doomed us all.
Barbara: So, Gus, congratulations. You guys are officially the winners.
Gus: Thank you. I'd like to speak to my aliens, so get out of here. Barbara: Ok. GAvin: Let's get out of here.
Gus: So most of you sucked, four of you did good. So there's only one thing really left to do. And, uh, that's finish off the human race.
Gus: Sorry guys.
Ryan: Can I sign up for the alien team?
Gus, Yeah, yeah. We had a good HR person.
Ryan: Oh cool, alright. Uh, have fun man.
Michael: Are you kidding me? Ryan: You're fine.
Gus: Finish him!