- I knew it. - Okay, this is not fair.
Because if you showed me a picture of her 20 years younger,
I would have told you it was Harriet Tubman.
- What?
- Yeah.
This is too old to tell.
- [Producer] That is the only picture we have ever seen.
(laughing)
- [Director] That's her most iconic photo!
- This is the only picture that exists of Harriet Tubman?
(funky jazz music)
Hi, my name's Kristina.
- Hi, I'm Nehal.
- And today, we're guessing historical figures.
My history is so bad.
- You know, we both go to UCLA
and probably don't know anything about--
- Yeah, literally. - Like history
or political figures or anything like that.
We're gonna look at 12 pictures right now
of political figures,
and we're gonna try to guess who they are.
- Okay.
- Whoo.
- This is like a founding father for sure.
- Wait, what?
Did you say father?
- Look at him.
That's a guy, that's guy. - Is that a guy or a girl?
Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- It looks like a Timothy.
- It looks like a Roger to me.
- Timothy Rogers?
- Timothy Rogers.
- Okay, that's what we're going with.
(buzzer) (whimsical music)
- [Producer Woman] So, this is Susan B. Anthony.
- What?! (laughing)
- I knew it was a girl!
I knew it!
No, he's a freakin' guy. - No, it's not a guy!
Susan B. Anthony, she's a political activist.
- Good job, wait, what was she an activist for?
- I don't know, but she was an activist.
- [Producer Woman] Women's rights.
- Women's rights.
- Oh (bleep).
- Mozart? (laughing)
- What? - Who is this?!
- That's a girl!
- Queen Elizabeth the Third.
- Oh, maybe.
Maybe the First?
- The First?
- Actually, I don't know.
- Okay, we'll meet in the middle.
Queen Elizabeth the Second.
- [Producer Woman] This is Marie Curie.
She is a physicist, a chemist,
and a pioneer in the study of radiation.
- What, pioneer?
- Wow, she's a scientist.
- [Producer Woman] She also was the first woman
to get a Nobel Peace Prize.
- Wow.
- Who is this?
- Oh (bleep).
- Okay, the mustache, he's German.
- No, Einstein.
- He looks like Einstein, though, he does! (laughing)
- It's the mustache.
I'm gonna go with Edgar Allan Poe.
- Edgar Allan Poe?
That's a good guess.
The mustache, pretty mysterious, pretty dark,
like his work.
Final answer, Edgar Allan Poe.
- [Producer Woman] You're right!
- Wow! (bell dinging)
- Oh, I totally guessed on that!
- That was it. - Oh my God.
Holy-- - He definitely works
for the military, look at his vest.
- Yeah, I was about to say that, oh yeah.
I like his hair.
- Yeah, it's cute. - Yeah.
- He's kinda cute.
- He kinda looks like Captain America.
- Yeah?
- He looks like a Theodore.
- Oh, he does look like a Theodore.
- Theodore. - Theodore,
we don't know the last name.
- [Producer Woman] This is Thomas Edison. (buzzer)
- Oh!
- We know him.
- What did he invent?
- The light bulb? - Yeah.
- The light bulb.
Thomas Edison.
- Wow, he's actually pretty attractive.
- Yeah, he's kinda cute.
(romantic saxophone music)
Okay, no.
You know him.
- Am I supposed to know him?
- Yeah, no, I feel like I know him,
but I just don't know his name.
I know he's a scientist,
I don't know what his name is.
- Wait, is it Galileo?
- Galileo.
- He looks really familiar,
I think I wrote a report on him in like, 10th grade.
- Robert Willis.
- Who is that?
- I don't know.
- They would say what Robert Willis--
- Okay, okay, we'll go with your answer, what did you say?
- I forgot, Galileo?
- Galileo, this is Galileo.
- [Producer Woman] This is Charles Darwin. (buzzer)
- Charles Darwin, oh, (laughs)
he was a scientist, yes?
- What did he did do? - Charles Darwin, I forgot.
- Theory evolution?
- Theory of evol-- Wow.
- I have no idea what these people look like.
- Yeah, that's not bad. - I know everything about them
but not what they look like.
- We should know this.
I'm so embarrassed.
- I feel like she has something to do
with the Underground Railroad.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- I feel like her name is Rosie.
- Rosie.
Rosie Parker. (pops)
- What, no! (giggling)
- [Producer Woman] This is Harriet Tubman.
- Harriet Tubman, (claps)
okay, this is not fair. - I knew it.
- Because if you showed me a picture of her
20 years younger, I would have told you
it was Harriet Tubman. - What?!
- Yeah.
This is too old to tell.
- [Producer] That is the only picture we have ever seen.
(laughing)
- [Director] That's her most iconic photo.
- This is the only picture that exists of Harriet Tubman.
- [Producer] We have no proof that she was young.
- He did something with--
- Oh, whoa, whoa. - It's Aristotle.
- Yeah, well, that looks all right, yeah.
- [Director] Plato. (buzzer)
- Plato?
- Goddammit. - Dude, look, I was close.
- You sounded so confident!
- Yeah, because look at what he's wearing.
This is-- Who is this? - Oh my God.
Oh, I can't see the picture. - Who is this?
- Who?
Joanne of Arc. - Yeah.
- No, I don't think so, no--
- Yeah, of course.
- It just came out of me. - It is, it is.
- You sure? - It is, yeah.
- [Producer Woman] It's Joan of Arc. (bell dings)
- See?
- [Producer Woman] Wait, what did Joan of Arc do?
- She fought in a great battle
and was murdered in that battle, right?
She was a knight? - She led the French Army
to victory over the English.
But she was burned at the stake.
(gaps) - Okay, ooh.
I like the earrings.
- Okay, this is, come on.
Okay, what am I doing with my fingers?
Wait, I feel real stupid about this--
- He invented the printing press.
- Are you kidding me?
- No.
He played piano.
- Yeah.
- What's his name?
Oh, if you know, why are you making me look bad?
- Because (laughs).
Because I don't wanna be wrong, if I'm like,
if I was doing this way--
- Okay, just say it, I'll back you up for it.
- Is it Mozart?
- It's Mozart, guys.
- Did I say it right? - Yeah, Mozart.
- [Producer Woman] It's William Shakespeare! (buzzer)
- Oh my God!
- This is Shakespeare?
- I feel like an idiot.
- Oh no, yeah, it is Shakespeare.
That's so sad, I know who Shakespeare is.
- Can you name one of his plays?
- We know him.
- Can you name one of his plays?
- Hamlet.
- I feel like an idiot, I was doing this.
- Othello.
- I feel really stupid for doing this for like five minutes.
- Queen Mary. - Oh my God,
what is that color? - Queen.
She's definitely a queen, look at her.
She's ballin'.
I think it's Queen Mary,
I was really confident when I said Queen Mary.
- Which one?
- [Producer Woman] It's Queen Elizabeth I. (buzzer)
- Ugh!
- I hate my life, oh my God.
- Who is this?
This isn't even a real man!
- I'm so tired.
- He's Greek.
- Hey, did we already get Aristotle?
Our final answer? - Aristotle?
- Yeah. - Aristotle.
- [Producer Woman] This is Julius Caesar. (buzzer)
- Julius Caesar.
This is a bad picture.
Okay. - Oh, last one, okay.
- Who is it?
I don't know!
- I don't wanna look stupid again, other than that.
- Yeah, I really don't wanna say this and get it wrong.
Is it Jesus?
- I don't know! (laughing)
I'm not a Christian, I don't know.
I'm not involved in this answer,
if it's wrong or right.
- Okay, is this-- - If it's right, I'm involved.
- Is this Jesus?
- [Producer Woman] Yes! (bell dings)
- Okay! - Okay, I'm involved
in this answer.
- We didn't wanna look wrong, you know?
But no one knows what he looks like,
so even if we said it was Jesus,
we could've been fine.
He should be darker than this.
A lot darker.
We did a pretty good job.
- I don't remember how many we got right.
We got that wrong.
- Okay, half point, wrong--
- Nah, this was a full point, 'cause I said Elizabeth.
- Full point, this is half.
Okey, we got three, four points.
- Wait, four?
- Three and two halves.
- Out of 12.
- Out of 12!
- Curve, we got, yeah, 12 right.
- I feel good, to be honest,
I knew more than I thought I would,
so I'm proud of myself. - Yeah.
I feel really stupid for doing this.
I was so confident, (laughing)
I was like, oh, it's probably Mozart!
No, gotcha, it's freakin' Edgar Allan Poe!
- I thought you were talking (bleep) the printing press.
I'm happy. - Yeah,
we did a pretty good job. - I think we did a good job.
- I was expecting to get one right.
- Honestly, we go to UCLA.
- I don't think you should be saying that.
- Four out of 12.
- I think we're gonna get kicked out now.
- Four out of 12, that's pretty good.
Thank you!
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
(laughing)
- [Producer Woman] Do you think you guys
are going to, like, study up on your historical figures?
- No, I'm done. - Yes, oh, what?
- I did enough. - I was like, yes.
- I learned enough that I need,
this is all I need to know. - Who is this?
- You know.
- What?
- Let the audience know who this is.
(laughing)
Totally don't remember who this is.
(goofy band music)