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Okay, I found something this weekend on Reddit,
and when I saw it, I knew that we had to try it on the show.
It is speed eating watermelon.
It was in a gif that showed up,
so no audio, uh, but you gotta see this,
you have to see it to understand what I'm talking about.
Watch the girl on the right.
- What? - It's hard to tell but she just ate
a slice of watermelon, and...
- See, how-- - And so did that guy.
There's always one person who's completely perplexed by it.
( buzzing sound ) Yoom, done.
Now, on this last one watch the gal on the right.
- ( laughs ) - Look at it.
And then look, she has no idea what happened.
She made... question marks pop up off the top of her head.
That was in post.
- Okay, Link. - ( blubbers )
- And then it-- - I don't know exactly what's going on,
but we have some watermelon.
And it seems like they set it up as a prank
on the other person.
Like, there's someone who's practiced,
and then there's someone who is bewildered.
So, we're both gonna practice
and then see who's gonna be good at this?
Ooh, well I can tell you right now that...
I prefer room temperature watermelon,
- thank you very much. It's kind of cold. - There has been absolutely
absolutely no practice. Okay, I'm just gonna go for it.
You have a bigger mouth,
so I feel you have a distinct advantage at this, but--
I don't know how they like, ( imitates biting )
Let's just do it and see it--
- just find out. - I want to watch you try and then you try, first.
Do you want me to do a mowing motion,
or a sweeping motion?
Try sweeping, just what they did.
Three, two, one, go!
( laughter )
I'm not acting, I am a little bewildered
by the fact that you did pretty decent on your very first try.
And the beard catches all.
- Okay. - All right, try.
My mouth is much bigger than yours,
but you're such a good eater.
Yeah, try it.
Uh, there's a lot left.
I mean, I guess there's a lot left on mine.
Look, this was a teeny bit smaller.
I think I can get this one.
I think this is Reddit-worthy.
Now, look how much bigger my piece is,
I know, I know, I feel,
and here's a smaller piece.
- And look, use this-- - No, I want a big piece.
Here we go. ( deep breath )
Mmm.
My mouth isn't big enough to grab...
you know what,
I'ma be trying again, I don't want to eat that much watermelon.
- Okay. One last time. - Water weight.
I'm doing the mow technique. ( deep breath )
All right, I know what I'm doing this time.
Ready. I want to watch you do it,
- and then I'll do it. - Okay.
- Count. - Three, two, one, go.
- ( laughter ) - You broke it.
We're not very smooth, is our problem.
- Here we go, I'ma-- - And here's the other thing they do.
They go like this, I noticed this,
they go, hm! And then they throw it on the ground
so you don't get to scrutinize how much they left.
- ( choking ) - You okay?
All right, here we go.
Three, two, one.
You're-- see you're a mower and I'm a sweeper
and that's not bad.
This is how you're supposed to do it, watch.
- That's not bad, man. - That's not bad at all.
All right, my last slice, here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
- Okay. - That's what they do.
- Now-- - They throw it down so you don't scrutinize it.
Uh, let's move on from watermelon
We have whole oranges.
Oh, I got this right here.
Because it can be done with watermelon,
what else can it be done with?
Rhett: Now, these are peeled of course.
I can't get this whole thing in my mouth.
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
I'ma, I'ma, belly back-up here,
'cause I don't want to get it on the floor anymore
- than I have to. - Good.
Three, two, one.
Mmm.
Mm-mm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ah.
You're afraid to eat stuff, man.
I can't, once it gets to the back of your throat,
you can't chew it.
Okay, oranges don't work.
I think that if you wanted to habuh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jell-o does. - I just find it difficult.
I know can do this with Jell-o.
Mmm, what are you thinking?
Just like slam it into your face?
I could get all this Jell-o down in five seconds or less.
There's no way I--
I just want to break my teeth on the--
No, just keep digging, suck.
- Three, two, one, - Dig and suck, okay, got it.
( slurping noises )
It's harder than it seems.
( laughter )
( slurping continues )
Oh, wow.
I mean, I dropped a couple pieces, but I kept most of it.
Uh-uh. I give up on that one.
- That's not for me. - Dude, you didn't even make a dent
in your freaking Jell-o.
Exactly, man.
- ( slurping noises ) - ( laughter )
Oh, my gosh. Disconcerting.
All right, you're the Jell-o king, man.
- Leave me out of that one. - ( laughter )
What else do we have? We have some sorbet here.
Oh, gosh.
Well, what flavor is this?
- Does that matter? - What flavor is this?
Does it matter what flavor it is,
I don't think that's what this is about.
Raspberry mango?
Here we go. Three, two, one, go.
Oh, gosh.
I can't eat cold stuff fast.
Oh! My teeth hurt. My--
Mm-- ice cream headache.
Right off the bat.
Grab the back of your neck.
Put the tongue on the roof of your mouth.
Um, pray.
- I'm skipping that one. - Uh.
( groaning ) It's like it's hurting my chest now.
- Mm-mm. - Everywhere it touches it hurts.
Does that stink to you?
- I was afraid that they had made... - No.
- They had done a trick on me. - It smells like mango.
- Here I know you don't like cotton candy... - Back to this.
But I really feel like we might get a lot of this down.
- I think the key to this-- - I know what I'm doing.
- Three, - Both: two, one.
( laughter )
What's wrong with you? You keep spitting stuff out.
Too sweet for me, man.
All right, finally,
bring in those pork chops.
But I do... if the competition was just,
how fast can you get it into your mouth,
then I could give 'em a run for their money.
Oh, now, ooh.
( sniffing ) Now this is what I'm talking about.
But you gotta get the whole thing off.
Just like a watermelon.
Right, like, ho!
Rhett: Let me pull this fat off a little bit,
make it a little bit easier.
I think the fat will help.
Okay, I'm ready.
Three, two, one.
( laughter )
That's hot.
Mm.
Well...
Did it. At least got it in my mouth really quickly.
I don't know, I think-- we haven't found any superior replacement
to watermelon, but I do recommend that you try out
the watermelon, but don't tell your friend,
you need to practice first and they're bewildered.
When you get the idea.
And I'm not gonna be able to eat lunch now.
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