Why are people so Excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent Amanda Holden's been on it for Years
It was fun meeting handsome Tech backstage but I'M never quite sure Which One's Supposed to be the funny one?
Alicia laughing at least you're not dancing
Simon
Reminds me a lot of my Dad
He's a cross dresser.
He gets especially Cross When he can't find his socks
Was Really Worried for David Walliams When we Swung on the river Thames for Charity Because of All That Garbage
Going in his mouth
But Since I'm Watching Bgt I'm relieved it'S all coming out again
Now then i went to open a fire station Recently Why is there one the
Firefighters Was giving a demonstration on fire Safety he held a smoke detector
Asked for Anyone Knew What It was for and i put my liver Said it's What my dad uses to tell you whether dinner's Ready
I work with my Granddad Here today see one of his friends who Just celebrated His 90th birthday and
Even though He's blind he's always wanted to do a Charity parachute Jump so his family Reg bid to do one on his birthday
So i said how'd it go and he said oh It was Great but my guide dog Was absolutely Terrified
Exactly Listening so i'm going to leave you one last Thing
What if the Hokey-Cokey is what it's all about
Oh yeah know what you thinking Harry Potter The Nasty Quidditch accident?
Do you know i can't stand sorry Sorry Let me rephrase that do you know What i can't stand
Look on the Bright side i've never had to queue at Disney land
Now Just I'm Just gonna Throw a disclaimer Out there if i do Get. Too energetic please Stop me i want to keep my Benefits
at the
Cinema Scene The new James Bond film the other day and then It Got me thinking you know maybe i would have liked to have?
Had a Girl you know being James Bond But Obviously i'm a bit inhibited ah
Mr bond i've Been Expecting you
Know Lift
But This isn't the first Britain's got talent event i've Been to i was actually a
Live Tour in manchester Funnily enough Two Years Ago and The staff they couldn't be more Helpful
Moving People Out The Way getting us to a seat and then When we Finally Got there the view was Just fantastic
And We Sat Down and My Sister she tapped me on the shoulder Turn Around and i'll never Forget This as long As i live
She said
Jack
We are so lucky are disabled you
I'm not a queer anywhere
Thank you Very Much i've Been get notable
you