welcome to watch mojo and today we'll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
hilarious
cyberpunk 2077 bugs and glitches
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something feels off here you don't say
for this list we're looking at the
weirdest and funniest glitches in
cyberbug sorry
cyberpunk 2077. let us know in the
comments which ones you've encountered
during your time
in night city number 10
teleporting npcs
and who simon randle also known as royce
it's safe to say npcs have their issues
in cyberpunk 2077.
playing on a last-gen console npcs will
spawn in small numbers with low
resolution textures
and the predetermined routes they take
around night city are even more obvious
but though they can often seem lifeless
this is miles better than seeing them
teleport around the screen
this has been cited all over the place
from generic people in the streets to
major secondary characters
on top of that if you commit a crime
cops will teleport to your location and
spawn directly behind you
even if you're on top of a skyscraper or
in the middle of the desert
number nine textures
if you're playing on a machine that
can't handle cyberpunk in its poorly
optimized launch state
you've probably encountered lots of
texture and asset pop-in
and sometimes things don't even pop in
at all textures can often take so long
to load it leaves you wondering whether
the game hasn't completely broke
but no it's just struggling that much
under its own weight
even when the textures do load the
hundreds of visual effects cdpr has
thrown at the game
mean they can appear grainy fuzzy and
distorted the draw distance has been
found to be so poor
mods to fix it were released to pc
players within days
number eight flying cars
if you've seen blade runner you know
that flying cars are a vital part of the
world building in
any good cyberpunk dystopia there are
some flying cars in 2077
you ride in one during the corporal
prologue but for the most part you won't
be encountering them too much
unless of course you run into one of the
many vehicular bugs that have
all sorts of hilarious results one
player even recorded a car flying across
the map straight at v
crashing into the sidewalk before coming
to a stop a similar bug occurred during
one of pan am's quests where an entire
tank came falling from the sky
which none of the nomads paid any
attention to
number 7 clipping guns this bug was
encountered during a particularly
poignant scene in the game's main story
jackie sustains some serious injuries
and is talking to v
but instead of putting his pistol down
the gun stays in his hand
and clips straight through his head as
he tries to have an emotional moment
while this is definitely funny it's also
sad that such an important
scene is undercut by jackie sticking his
own gun so far through his head that it
comes out on the other side
similar glitches have seen v still able
to wield guns and shoot while fists are
equipped as the weapon of choice with
the guns clipping through the hands
number six headless camera freeze
if you go into third person mode for
driving which most people do
you may run into this odd bug it's been
experienced during the disasterpiece
quest with judy alvarez where you join
her in a van and she's the one driving
the camera will rigidly freeze behind
the van and then when it's time to get
out
it will stay stuck v will get out of the
car in third person
but now headless this is because the
camera is supposed to be where v's head
is
so their head doesn't render at all in
first person segments
only the game doesn't realize that it's
not in first person
the only way out of this is to reload
and hope for the best
number five t-posing character models
are often stored as distinct t-poses
when they're not supposed to be seen or
aren't in use in the game
the character is going to be needed in a
scene the model might already be loaded
outside of the game's boundaries to
appear as necessary
but many of cyberpunk's npcs have been
sighted stuck in t-poses all over the
place
sometimes even while driving they'll
actually be floating above
or through a vehicle in a t-pose and on
top of that it might combine with
another glitch that removes these pants
leaving them naked from the waist down
in a t-pose while driving a car
you couldn't make this up number four
road rage
one of the game's biggest technical
problems is the lack of ai for npcs
and more notably other drivers on the
road night city's drivers are programmed
to follow a predetermined route
and if anything gets in their way the
illusion of life is completely
shattered this leads to plenty of weird
glitches including one where npcs
repeatedly drove into the same barrier
and yelled at v for getting in their way
before they drove off
a similar scene happened with a safety
barrier on the freeway
where every single car in the outside
lane kept crashing into the same
barrier hey watch
number three something feels off here
hey my body's just a body
you exist you think the world gets you
down
one player encountered this glitch at
the beginning of the apostrophe side
quest for your friendly neighborhood ai
delamane a rogue delaman cab runs into
this car and sends it away for 10
real world hours to be repaired but
there may not be any repairing the
damage done by this bug
which sees the cab clip through v's car
so severely the car itself then clips
through the floor of the parking lot
and crashes onto the ground below johnny
silverhand then appears for some choice
words of wisdom
when v says something feels off about
their car suddenly gaining the ability
to phase through solid objects
something feels off here you don't say
number two tiny trees it was a game
critic jason schreier who first brought
attention to this bizarre glitch
just as the game released uploading
images to twitter of cyberpunk's rich
cityscape
looking a little overgrown tiny trees
covered the map
growing through the floors in vehicles
and even suspended in the air
schreier had to update his graphics card
drivers to purge night city of its
greenery problem
a fix that seemed to work for lots of pc
players who encountered the same strange
issue
in fairness night city could probably
benefit from some more plant life
but an invasive tree problem is the last
thing you need when you're trying to pay
attention to the game
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few dishonorable mentions
through the window when enemy npcs in
this car chase were shot
they flew out into the sky
missing bike whoever said you need a car
to join a car chase
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officer down this cop fainted when a
player pulled a gun on them
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number one full frontal
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we've always known that cyberpunk was
going to heavily feature adult content
night city is obsessed with sex it's on
every street corner
in every in-game advertisement and in
quite a lot of the quests
but wearing clothes that doesn't hide
your modesty whatsoever is maybe a step
too far
this glitch has plagued players since
the game came out with frequent issues
in the inventory screen leaving gamers
with their genitals clipping through
their clothes
and on full display it's true that there
were a lot of genital customization
options people wanted to see
but you can't just walk around the city
with your private parts hanging out
then again it's not like any of the npcs
will notice
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