Irish Jesus: Valleyfolk? Do you know The Valleyfolk?
Leather Jacket Guy (LJG): Why d'you say that? Irish Jesus: Do you know The Valleyfolk? I don't know The Valleyfolk?
LJG: You saying I'm from a valley?!
Irish Jesus: Are you a Valleyfolk? LJG: Ahh, for fu...
Titles appear: Irish People Watch The Valleyfolk
Colin: YouTubers? I know! That's kinda like us! Paddy: Yeah!
Colin: YouTube. This whole thing, I get it.
Brian: It's obviously something American. Rich people driving around in cars, talking about how life is tough in the sunshine.
Irish Jesus: Sounds like you're saying Valleyfolk? It's hard not to say Valleyf**k. Valleyfolk.
LJG: Is it like a leprechaun people down the valley?
Valleyfolk: Welcome to SourceFed, I'm Elliot Morgan. And I'm Joe Bereta.
Paddy: They're like you're typical YouTubers - so in your face. Colin: Yeah.
Brian: Some serious hair, isn't it? A bit like your hair, actually! Maybe if you shaved and got your life together.
Irish Jesus: How did they die? I thought they were good.
LJG: They saw a lot of words but eh... Jesus...
Valleyfolk: You're looking at history in the making, Steve! For the first time ever, China is going to send a woman into space!
Seamus: Why is there so much coming at us at once? They were just telling us about making money and now--
Brian: Now there's women in space now, is there? Seamus: Yeah.
Valleyfolk: (screaming)
Valleyfolk: I'm blown away, are you blown away? I got a little teary-eyed when you said that.
Colin: This is their new channel. And they're setting up a new thing and they're scared and they're nervous and they don't know how it's gonna go.
Colin: And they really want it to go well and they're really hope that it goes well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just everyday stuff.
Paddy: We've been there. Colin: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Irish Jesus: Oh, he's changed the most. He's a beard now. LJG: He's crying, he's crying actually. Irish Jesus: He's not a kid anymore.
Colin: They really have good chemistry together. They're genuinely four people who have a solid, tight chemistry and balance together. It's very very good.
Irish Jesus: He's after turning into a man. He's glasses. He's-- LJG: D'you know why? He's drinking.
Paddy: I much prefer them when they're talking to ya like this. Just casual.
LJG: Just drink and give them their own channel. I knew it!
Brian: Why do Americans always drink out of red plastic cups? Seamus: They're called solo cups.
Seamus: They even have a country western song about them.
Paddy: What's this?
Colin: A sketch or something, is it? Paddy: Yeah.
Valleyfolk: Alright, gentlemen, gentlemen, hey gentlemen... I have been mining through your past tweets just in case anyone is James Gunn-ing for ya.
Colin: (laughs) James Gunn-ing for ya
Irish Jesus: I'm lost, I'm lost. Okay, new content a bit here.
Brian: You're boring me! Seamus: Yeah.
LJG: Give it a chance, will ya? Jesus... Irish Jesus: I'm trying. I'm really trying.
LJG: You're not a valley person. That's your problem. Irish Jesus: Nah, no.
LJG: You should be on top of a bloody hill!
Valleyfolk: I like his Disney stuff. We're f***ed! We're f***ed!!
Colin: Ah, that's great. That's very good. Paddy: These guys are great.
Valleyfolk: Look at this dumb f***. This walking stalk of corn is about to fight KSI.
Seamus: Jake Paul's fighting someone? Brian: Ugh, you don't even wanna know.
Paddy: I wish real news was like this on TV. It'd be great, wouldn't it? Colin: Yeah, just cutting and to the point.
Valleyfolk: Are you actually excited about this boxing match? Oh, more than anything.
Irish Jesus: To be fair, I don't wanna fight anybody. Let's just have an eating contest.
Colin: (reading) Sing Cake While Eating Cake.
Valleyfolk: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Valleyfolk: (muffled through cake) Engines pumping and thumping in time Brian: I like this.
Seamus: They look like they're enjoying the cake as well. Brian: Yeah.
LJG: Now we're talkin'. Now he's getting it. Simple. YouTube. Sing it. Eat it. Whoop!
Valleyfolk: (all muffled) He's going the distance, he's going for speed.
Seamus and Brian: (singing along) He's going the distance, he's going for speed.
LJG: Cabbage cake, duh!
Brian: Aw, Seamus! You've got moves, man!
Valleyfolk: (muffled singing)
Paddy: It's such a simple concept but it works!
Colin: Oh, wait! This is... snack-apella! Snack-apella! That's what you should call it!
Valleyfolk: (laughing) Can we try that again?
LJG: That's what YouTube is though, it's just eating shit. That's classic there!
LJG: Good form.
Irish Jesus: That was a rollercoaster. LJG: Woah, baby!
Brian: I hated them. The cake bit was fine. Seamus: (laughing)
Paddy: I still wanna eat cake though. Colin: Yeah, I actually am kinda hungry for cake now after watching that.
Paddy: I would kill my own grandmother for a piece of cake. Colin: Uhh, bit extreme but I understand how much you would want cake after watching that, yeah.
Irish Jesus: Didn't like the weird, scripted stuff but loved the wacky stuff!
LJG: Coming towards the end there, some of the more wilder stuff? I'd take that home with me.
Colin: That was full-on great. Absolutely great. Really, really liked it. Paddy: It was a laugh and a half. I really loved their style and what they did and they were topical but funny.
Seamus: I remember watching SourceFed. I just-- I always had a massive crush on Lee Newton so after this video, I hope you don't hate me.
Irish Jesus: They all had their own place to shine. LJG: I think there's a place for all of them. We'll keep them!
Irish Jesus: Hey, you're on your laptop. Close the laptop if ya want and go outside but bring us with ya! Subscribe!
LJG: Yeah, tell them to hit the thing. Irish Jesus: Yeah, hit the bell too. Bing-bing-bing-bing!
Irish Jesus: You can ring my bell. LJG: WATCH ANOTHER VIDEO!