-We're about to do something fun,
but I'm going to need some help.
So joining me now is the star of "The J Team,"
which is out now on Paramount Plus,
the one and only JoJo Siwa!
Yeah!
-Yeah!
How you doing? -Oh, I love you, buddy.
-Oh! -JoJo!
-J Team! "The J Team."
That's what I'm talking about. -Yeah!
-Thank you so much for being here.
JoJo, whenever you're on the show,
I like to challenge you in the form of dance.
And we've done a dance battle --
We've done an aggressive dance battle.
But this time, I think the question on everyone's mind
is -- is who's the faster dancer?
-I'm -- I'm getting old to do this.
-No, you are -- Please, you're talking to Grandpa here.
-Going to break a bone this time.
-Let's find out. It's time for a "Tonight Show Fast Dance-Off."
-♪ "Tonight Show" dance, "Tonight Show" fast dance-off ♪
♪ "Tonight Show" fast dance, dance, dance, dance-off ♪
-Oxygen tank's on standby, right?
-Here we go, come on.
We're going to take turns dancing as fast as we can.
But to make things fun, we will not be dancing to fast songs.
[ Laughter ]
We'll be dancing to the slowest, least danceable songs
we could think of.
JoJo, since you're my guest, why don't you go first?
Hit the Fast Dance Generator button whenever you are ready.
-I've been waiting for this one!
-[ Beeping ]
-Always wanted to press that button.
-Okay. -Oh!
Got a little Olivia.
-Olivia Rodrigo, okay.
-Alright, I like it. -Alright, well, go for it.
Whenever you're ready, hit the floor, man.
Let's see what you got. -Oh, this is scary.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-♪ And I know we weren't perfect ♪
♪ But I've never felt this way for no one ♪
♪ Oh, and I just can't imagine ♪
♪ How you could be so okay now that I'm gone ♪
♪ I guess you didn't mean ♪
♪ What you wrote in that song about me ♪
♪ 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street ♪
-Oh! Come on, now.
That's --
That's -- That is a professional.
-I lost so many things out of my hair.
-Yeah, you had -- Yeah, this barrette came out.
That is a professional right there.
I don't even know why I would even try to beat that, but --
Amazing. JoJo Siwa. Come on, that's --
-Thank you.
-Alright.
Now it is my turn. -Oh.
-Let's see what I get here.
[ Beeping ]
[ Laughter, cheering ]
"Someone You Loved." Okay, yeah.
-Have a blast with that one.
-Yeah. Wait, but that's -- What's "Someone You Loved"?
Oh, Lewis Capaldi.
[ Singing indistinctly ]
-[ Singing indistinctly ]
[ Cheers and applause ] -Get it.
-♪ I guess I kind of like the way you numbed all the pain ♪
♪ Now the day bleeds into nightfall ♪
♪ And you're not here to get me through it all ♪
♪ I let my guard down ♪ -Oh.
-♪ And then you pulled the rug ♪
♪ I was getting kind of used to being someone you loved ♪
♪♪
-Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
What in the land of -- just happened?
-I'm hurting in all weird places right now.
-It's alright. It's alright.
-JoJo, it is your turn again.
-Oh. -Go for it.
Whew.
I need a water.
[ Beeping ]
So nice.
-Oh.
-Good luck. -Drama. I actually had a solo
to this song when I was little.
-Oh, really?
-It wasn't fast, though.
-No advantage.
-It was slow.
-Alright.
♪♪
-♪ Say something, I'm giving up on you ♪
♪♪
♪ And anywhere, I would have followed you ♪
♪ Oh ♪
-Oh, come on!
Hey! Come on. -♪ Say something ♪
-That's not fair. -♪ I'm giving up on you ♪
Oh, my God.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-The worm! Come on.
-I haven't done that thing in a year!
-That was fantastic. The worm!
-My God. I've been training for "Dancing with the Stars,"
and now I do the worm.
-You got to save that for "Dancing with the Stars."
-JoJo, you're clearly the better fast dancer.
-No. -But let's try one song
maybe together.
Sound good?
-Delightful.
-Here we go.
[ Beeping ]
[ Laughter ]
-This is good. This is good. -You know, this is a good one.
It's Julia Michaels, JP Saxe.
♪ If the world was ending, you'd come over, right? ♪
-♪ You'd come over and you'd stay the night ♪
-Ready? -No.
-Whew, I know. Me, neither.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Good game. Good game. -Good game.
♪♪
-♪ But if the world was ending, you'd come over, right? ♪
♪ You'd come over and you'd stay the night ♪
♪ Would you love me for the hell of it? ♪
♪ All our fears would be irrelevant ♪
-Oh, oh, oh.
-♪ If the world was ending, you'd come over, right? ♪
♪ The sky'd be falling while I hold you tight ♪
♪ No, there wouldn't be a reason why ♪
♪ We would even have to say goodbye ♪
♪ If the world was ending, you'd come over, right? ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Heavy breathing ]
[ Chuckling ]
JoJo Siwa!
"The J Team" is out now on Paramount Plus.
Stick around. We'll be right back with Ben Platt.
♪♪
-♪ But if the world was ending, you'd come over, right? ♪
♪ You'd come over and you'd stay the night ♪