audience today we are reacting to some insane people who have cheated the
system yeah kinda like me with the IRS let me just tell you Grumpus isn't my real
name bad bad Grumpus cut down we gotta get
to the video okay sure ready baby I'm right oh nothing like
some Russian helicopter tricks the start ah our helicopter is supposed to go
upside down Preston I don't think so I'm pretty sure like they're supposed to
just fly straight this guy doesn't care no this guy is
showing up the jet I feel like that's difficult to do if you're flying a jet
yeah that should be the jets job oh I've seen this one before I forgot when but
these guys are pros man I can't even juggle like two balls looks like they
have a lot on their hands like my dude oh my can you jump tonight oh absolutely
do you have like a regular bone structure well uh you'd have to come
with me to my doctor and see the x-rays I'm so jealous right now I wish I could
do flips like that nope nope that is just asking for trouble
back to you face plant into the concrete I tried that once and it shaved
all the fur off my belly I don't think you could even jump like two feet in the
air Bet no whoa look look I can jump really
high that's why thought literally two inches
off the ground two inches of clearance meanwhile we got people jumping through
Mickey's ears I can't even tell when they're jumping through or past them
I love foosball so much we can have a foosball match oh yeah in-house foosball
match that'd be old this something bad's about to happen here this hurts me this
guy never skips leg day ever now let's see this helicopter go upside down I
would get so dizzy so bad oh I would yeah
nope yep you paint him what uh throw-up oh okay all right
two sports at once that was really cool the scooter strips always gave me
because I feel like we all grew up scootering but I never managed to pull
off any tricks like that before I uh the only trick I managed to do on a scooter
was really hurt my ankles did you see the Jenga trick I was
impressed I was insanely now wait is this is this too perfect
I seen this one before you could jot down the Stars on the back of the Hat is
that worth three points that's worth at least three points and at least a
half-court shot I miss the segues man the segues were
the Golden Age I don't think those are designed for that do you know how heavy
those are those are like 30 to 40 pounds because the batteries are in you
remember those things we're just randomly exploding oh yeah
they were just couldn't spontaneous and how that video should have ended
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yes so I drop this look at this look at this man's that is a talented dog what
do you think he's drinking though you think he's drinking espresso you looking
over here at the dog I'm looking at the coffee cup but some paid attention to
the guy in the orange robe hey the guy doesn't matter as much you know can you
do that like I'm not good with head soccer coordination oh I'm great at it
yeah I wish we had a soccer ball to test this right now I can't tell if you're a
pathological liar sometimes just to beady eyes Oh in a station wagon is that
what those are called oh yeah you know I'm 15 so I don't remember
what they're called you know I don't know where I know I'm just 15 you got to
get those kids to soccer practice on time
so cool we need that for a prop hunt that's like the best hide and seek spot yep that is
that's pure skill what because we can't watch that yet it's too epic of a clip
no I want to see it now that wasn't supposed to go there okay you're gonna
wait until the end of the video if you want to see that oh come on I want to
see what that truck does no no be patient it's a virtue look at this what
is on the roof for this just flags yes they're just flags so you can test the
wind in which direction it's going I don't know if I dare to try that yeah I
don't think that's a proper gym etiquette wait a second dinner that was
it one of those rubbery plates I thought it was like one of those were the heavy
ones yeah it wasn't as impressive okay was
that impressive I would never ever do this this is just
kind of odd this is kind of silly all right I don't know if anybody should
ever risk that for an Instagram selfie yeah like you could put a net below me
you could put me on like a safety harness I still wouldn't do it that's
the green screen like that's why you got a green screen somebody like tie an
invisible rope around you green screen now does it go in Oh
the bigger question eh but at least you hit it yeah I mean impressive sure what
the deal with the score we'll never know I don't think we'll ever gonna get that
footage it's gonna be on the back of our mind forever oh I know this one
it's badminton very good that is a fair point just a very good wait a second
solid strategy for badminton I think I know this youtuber in real life maybe
well yeah a little bit I'm pretty sure that's Carter Shares house does he own a
trampoline ah dude he has a lot of trampolines the guy stacks them on top
of each other like Double Stuffed Oreos hey let's see Oh finally yes we're coming
back I broke its coming around full circle literally get ready I am ready
what do you thinks gonna happen watch I know what's gonna happen
oh no oh no oh no oh my goodness what a flex dude see Preston that is why you
need a valid driver's license a that guy was 15
no I'm saying he was obviously over 16 he was oh so he was over that's why he
was able to land it yeah how do you know I didn't see a picture of the driver
maybe he was underage whoa that guy do just a flip I just missed a big
boy slip down the railing then he like flipped off of his head that is not a
punch that is not a putt like the 360 flip kick I can't do that one oh right
in there we go and that soccer folks can't just just
these guys are too good at what they do just do that every single play do you
think these people are just like that good or do you think they just get lucky
for that one time that somebody just so happens oh that's how I like to read but
look ahead of this guy's not even fidgeting at all not at all how do you
turn the page just with your thumb you're like thumb-it you know what I mean
you gotta use the thumb and you gotta thumb-it yeah yeah oh yeah eight ball any loose
its is there a trick here is there a trick here oh you hit one of the balls but not
both yeah that is a drag yeah no but seriously had the other eight ball managed
to lay in there and hold like here like a perfect circle I don't know it's
impressive cheating the system I guess I can even make one basketball goal now is
that with four points or six it was like the brain that's a very German that's
what that is how do you know they're from Germany I guess that works yeah the
flag just a little tiny teen don't know what a flag is okay I haven't seen one
before Oh once again more limber people it
doesn't look like they should fit through that hoop no it does not
that's just how I take the trash out just casual flex oh yeah you know that
guys on Tik Tok Oh
is that extreme or is that Ultimate Frisbee no I think that's frisbee golf
no is that what it's cool yeah how do you know wrong no if you want to save
her time for all throw so is that the short for frisbee golf yes Oh wrong I
yeah that's not for me I don't know what I believe my head can't even lean back
that part you ever did a tug-of-war like this Preston this looks like a very
dangerous game of tug-of-war especially with the house being that close by not
to mention like tires ain't cheap bro oh you don't have to tell me twice he's
burning tires you eatin tires which one a little bit of both I guess I take you
to a salon not on your life Oh
suspension system yeah some big hydraulics I don't know about that one
this one though did you imagine hitting the water of you're going that fast oh
yeah that sounds painful a kid that's a cool shot with the snow from above that
was cool the golf though now hit it into a hole I
love how he stays I love I always stayed true was wearing like the full golfer
here he like a little khaki shorts no no pull road pull up all right whatever
yeah sure yeah he had a camera that printed images I was just talking about
the polo shirt came at his Polaroid but that guy later the bat pretty well I can
do that with the broom you ever seen the broom trick you lean it up straight and
that ends there not what he did I know it's not nearly as some time trying to
relate a baseball with it flip it and then have it stand up and then you
might impress me Preston don't yell at me just a really bad way to do it Oh
seems like a good way to break your bottle open oh oh she's like a snake yes
if a snake had a car that was terrifying oh wait what gate is this a new-type yes
this volleyball but with feet I've literally never seen this why have I
never seen this board until today I don't know this is why you got to keep
watching our videos you learn something new every day to bring this to your
parents look mom learn this foot thing why is this look so painful you see the
real the real life hack here this isn't slow-motion is that the real
life that was just that person that guy just cheated the system by slowing time
down like the Prince of Persia yeah sounds good to me wherever the prince of
persia it's sure yeah you don't know the Prince of Persia do you didn't play that
video game did you on the Gamecube I played the original on the Sega
Genesis I didn't play it on the Sega Genesis I did have a Sega Genesis though
do you do this kind of thing Preston do you do that parkour you know I dabble in
Minecraft and Roblox I don't know if I dabble with this bad not in real life I don't
think I'm at coordinated hmm and also like it looks like it would hurt your
joints after amount of time oh yeah you go to Preston's Anatomy like all I have
is caffeine and coffee that is sometime that is just inviting arthritis what is
uh what is the middle one spinning on oh I think it's a lollipop
oh sure something like that just spinning on a floating stick that was
cool that was cool I feel like we've got to learn how to do at least one of these
Catch it gonna get you there we go it's gonna catch we've got to learn how to do
one of these things maybe not this I'll do this thing I don't know if we should
learn this woman yeah I'll do that how about maybe this one no maybe not
this one okay now definitely not this one I don't
wanna because I don't wanna know I'm not gonna break a ps4 or a monitor you you got
that kind of free-floating cash-in around to replace it in case it busts do I ever
no no I've never had well you've been out of a
job for years if you want to help me out please send money to at Grumpus needs cash
Grumpus we're ending the episode no more plugs you just helped
Grumpus out by watching more Reactory eh eh