Wow, Sadie, you did so good.
West. Packer High is in trouble now.
Look at this place.
It's more packed than my first, second and fourth weddings.
Thanks. I just hope it goes--
Shh. Sadie, be cool.
DMC from Run DMC is in the audience.
Talk me up, so he notices me. Go, go.
Welcome everyone
to East Packer High's talent show.
I'm-- - Hello.
Oh, please don't get up.
I'm Sadie, and this is Principal Willingham.
Wow, that lady's thirsty.
As you can see, we have our giant thermometer
tracking donations from everyone here,
and watching our live stream.
Coming to the stage, ready to lip sync and dance
an original routine she choreographed
to a song she did not write.
It's our very own Tiffany Highlander.
[clapping]
♪ Well, good for you You look happy and healthy ♪
♪ Not me If you ever cared to ask ♪
♪ Good for you ♪
Looking good, Bacon.
You just remember, if you get nervous,
just imagine everyone in their underwear.
Wow. The show is going great so far.
You said to apologize, and you were right.
You're always there for me.
Come on, Sadie.
Don't make me blush in front of Bacon.
I know you haven't had a lot of life experience,
but you packed 15 years of friendship
into one year of life.
Oh, Sadie, you just gave me a great idea.
Something I know the audience will connect to.
I'm going to perform a new song.
Wait. It's not the Houston song, right?
I said, "new".
Oh, I gotta get back to the show, but break a leg.
♪ Well, good for you You look happy and healthy ♪
Sorry, Bacon, this new idea doesn't include you.
That's showbiz, my little stinky friend.
♪ God I wish that I could do that ♪
♪ I've spent the night crying On the floor of my bathroom ♪
♪ But you're so unaffected I really don't get it ♪
♪ But I guess good for you ♪
[music playing]
♪ Well, good for you You look happy and healthy ♪
♪ Not me If you ever cared to ask ♪
♪ Good for you ♪
♪ You're doing great out there Without me, baby ♪
♪ God I wish that I could do that ♪
♪ I've lost my mind ♪
♪ I've spent the night crying On the floor ♪
♪ of my bathroom ♪
♪ But you're so unaffected I really don't get it ♪
♪ But I guess good for you ♪
All right, great sandwich eating, Cobo.
[laughing]
M-kay.
All right, we're almost to our goal,
so everyone keep donating.
Now, for our final act, please welcome my best friend,
Lay Lay.
[cheering, clapping]
This is the one I came to see.
No, she's not. Here's my phone number.
Lafridja, drop the beat.
[music playing]
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
♪ Hype me up Yeah! ♪
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
♪ Yeah, hype me up ♪
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
♪ Hype me up Yeah! ♪
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
♪ (Here we go) Make a good day better ♪
♪ Secrets [unintelligible] ♪
♪ Everything's safe ♪
♪ [unintelligible] We're go getters ♪
♪ Through thick and thin We know we're gonna win ♪
♪ We stay down With my twinny, twin, twin ♪
♪ Nobody got me like my crew ♪
♪ Nobody tells us what to do ♪
♪ Cause first things first We gonna act a fool ♪
♪ And nothing comes second To me and you ♪
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
♪ Hype me up Yeah! ♪
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
(What? What?)
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
♪ Hype me up Yeah! ♪
♪ Hype me up Hype me up ♪
[cheering, applause]
That was brilliant.
I need a friend like that. Even if they lip-sync.
[groaning]
Maybe that's what all my marriages were missing...
friendship.
Lay Lay. You was awesome. You killed that stage.
So, does that mean I can be the queen of rock?
No doubt.
That was great.
Right when you started performing,
viewership tripled and donations poured in.
I have no idea how that happened.
That was me. I hit up all my followers.
I can't stand West Packer High.
Thank you, Mr. DMC. Thank you.
It's actually Mr. McDaniels.
I know I'm just super awkward.