How's it going guys? I am Matthias, and it is Wednesday which means I'm reading your auto corrects. That's right
They're yours you guys suck at typing like fat fingers or something like that guys if you're liking these reading your autocorrects
Please give it a like right now...(come on were waiting)
Cuz that lets me know to make more okay. Let's begin. Okey done. Wow. I ment okee dokee finish
What? Our game? Can you skype? Yeah join? I would really apricot either return of my toothbrush
Autocorrect, okay, honestly no idea what you're even trying to say here. (me either)
Not even a little bit ask melody. I'm sure she'll think of something awesome-tasting awesome-tastic
I have that dream all the time. Really? Yeah. That's odd. I know I guess. I really love my cat. Oh no (o.o)
I'm gonna be a crazy cat lard when I grow up. Lady! omg
Crazy cat lard, that's nasty. My phone was in my lap and it went inside the visions. LOL cushions.
I want to sleep
I sorry. Meh, I also want food
But I'm on the his. bus you'll get food soob. Soob. Soon! Dammit!
I hope so. Will you've going to target. You've. You've son of a bith?
Butch! No I will not. Fade! Ughh. Ducking phones. You know what I mean.
I wanna see dead poop. (no u probably don't)
Burn! What? my uncle's name is Bob so is my stepdads. I have a friend named boob. Bob! (0.0)
How do you do the fairy tale symbol thong?
What the fairytail handy symbol on the phone. Did you even see what you typed?
I had babies under my bed for like five years. BARBIES!
Dude I miss kindergarten. High school sucks. I want to go back to
kill dergaten. Who's degaten, and why do you want to kill him/her/it? (wut)
because degarten is the one helping me in Highschool.
Nah, man. I gotta download snapchat. And I'm at work. I can't do it right now. Lol you stock. Sick. SUCK!
Just us three smoking all day and occasionally zach's sexiest uncle which I got slightly uncomfortable with cuz common why so sexiest
Wait was he sexist or the sexiest one could be really bad and the other could be really good. Lol SEXIST!!!
I'm done
I'm so done. Oooth mom beat you too it daf. Dad. Daf is now my new nickname for Dad. Jus sayn.
Hey, what you going what you doing? What you [doing] finally stupid at u correct?
Autocorrect zoo r.i.p. Oh my gosh phone changes Zoo - zip and then changes zip - Zoo
But I thoui changed zoo back to Zoo r.i.p
phone changes r.i.p to zip and then changes zip to the zoo, but I thoui
Changed Zoo back to r.i.p
Get me a llama. Ok i'll get you Obama. Llama. Obama. lol
Here yes was just getting autocorrected to no. That's that's dangerous. I'm not gonna lie to you. That's pretty dangerous
unicameral
Unicorn no, no stupid autocorrect. What's a unicameral?
I met you a corn ha no unique an unplanned Uni Llama
So, wal-mart closed tonight and torpedo so i can't get that thing for greandma
What is torpedo well it is Christmas Eve and tomorrow not Torpedo, Brenna sent that?
Oh glad you're not gonna blow it up with a torpedo.
Did you see Matthias' new cider? Umm, cider? Cider. Cider! Video fod dammit? U ok? I give up.
Yeah, you probably should. Block him. I'll block him too. Okay. He's gross
I showed my friend what he said to you and they had a full-on snack down
Smack now wtf what's a snack down. It's like. Oh, he did not say that. (Weird eating noises)
Now that I organized the freezer. There's nothing to do
Sukkah sucks or Suka okay. That was a randy autocorrect. Oh, who's this Randy person, huh?
Oh, I was in class and had no boobs and miss was like where are they I was like on Mars?
Da fuq. omg books if you played it in slow motion and added dinosaur noises it would be hillary clinton
wait Stupid Autocorrect
Hilarious not hillary Clinton or Donald trump. You are beautiful. You are amazing. You're Fanta stick
You're awesome. You're cool. You are my best friend fantastic that made me feel a lot better
fantastic yay, set up for tomorrow night - Marty Mittens Matey Midi [morty] North Mantas
Mast matey autocorrect. It was weird, but I liked it. It was excrement perfectly made excellent excellent
Hey, can we facetime on Boris? I can't my mom's still here
Okay about what time will she leave you think probably around nine, or ten okay? I might be awkward by then awkward awake awake
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