You're watching "Love & Hip Hop New York."
Season Nine.
You'll be watching us...
What the show...
for the very first time.
and honest reactions.
With you. Ha ha!
The scene you're about to see is my man Maino
and his friend Papoose at the video shoot
for the golden child.
My guy just went out here and proposed to Kimbella on stage.
Yo, man, but-- but when the wedding, though? When the wedding?
My thing is it's not no hold up for me.
You know, I wanna marry her.
So, if you-- you willing to do it,
you know, now before I gotta do my situation...
The Kimbella that I used to know,
that night he creased those butters,
she would've been like, "Any ordained ministers here at the concert?
"You in the crowd, you on the stage, anybody?
"Any (bleep) in the audience? We ready to do it right now.
"We got an audience, we got witnesses.
I got my vows-- " She had her vows written
probably five years ago.
She would've been ready.
When me and Rem had the wedding planned
back in-- before she went in.
One day she went to court, they just snatched her.
So, we did the wedding vows over the phone first.
That's-- that's crazy.
I mean that's real do what you gotta do.
That's (bleep) fire.
Wedding vows over the phone?
My bitch in jail? I'm still gonna marry her?
Yeah! Yes!
Why you playing with that, bro?
(Joe) I'm not playing!
Ahh! (bleep) with Pap, man.
She already gave you a child,
so she already spoke with her actions.
Yo, you don't need an ordained minster.
You got Pap. Let's--
Can we just ordain him right now?
We officially ordain
Papoose Mackie
as minister to marry.
What?!
Hopefully the (bleep) just fall in his lap
or hit him upside his head.
(laughter)
You gotta slow down, man!
Look, he done infected the whole-- the whole cast.
All these dudes is running around bending down
and getting-- and proposing and doves is flying,
and everybody turn around and start looking at me,
and I'm like, "What?!"
Listen, man, I'm a recovering male thot.
Don't even put that out there,
unless you're telling me something that I--
I need to investigate.
It was a joke.
Trying to get myself to the right place.
You in the right place. Stop playing with me.
He's playing.
Y'all gonna make me go home and have a fight with this man.
(Maino) So, she wanted to be on a particular song.
I didn't put her on a particular song yet.
I told the other girl, Alexis Skyy, that I was gonna put her on the song.
But you told me you was just playing it for her.
Why is there even an option
when your lady wants to be on a song?
I really don't understand what you're saying, Maino.
He knows that was some bull(bleep).
He like, "Mmm!"
You in some deep (bleep), my brother.
Name of the song was "My Bitch Badder."
(bleep)!
He made a song about his girlfriend
being badder than any other girl.
If your girlfriend wants to be on the song,
why would you put another girl on it?
That made no sense! And they know that.
This is why he got that reaction.
So, she going on a trip or whatever.
Costa Rica or some (bleep), so...
Cyn just invited me to go to Costa Rica.
I thought Costa Rica was supposed to be a girls trip?
Cyn, you messed up the girls trip!
But it's okay, because I know why she did it.
She's trying to have sex, and that's cool.
Maggie's going. If she's there, you might as well come.
You be damned if I'm gonna be the only (bleep) out here.
Joe! This is not your trip!
You know what that plane ride gonna feel like?
With all that heat coming between us?
There's gonna be a lot of turbulence!
See, that's a different type of turbulence.
I don't always want all that heat on me
that close, you know?
The next scene you're about to see
is us all arriving in Costa Rica
for what was supposed to be a girls trip,
but it turned into a hoodwink on Yandy.
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It's party time!
Can he come to the club with us?
He not even here! This is a girls trip.
He's on ice. I don't know how he's looking.
Joe Budden invited me.
Ha!
(Joe) So, I know that me and my baby are here
Yay!
I'm not really sure why you guys are here!
(laughter)
Well, originally, you weren't invited,
but Cyn loves you so much that she invited you,
and I'm happy that you came.
(Joe) Aww!
(Safaree) So what the hell am I doing here?
Yeah, what are you doing here, Safaree?
I belong with you, you hear me?
I belong with-- I belong right here.
I belong with you.
'Cause he ain't gonna be with nobody else.
Does she belong with you on that record?
Ohh!
Come on, sis! One time, yes!
Yandy capping.
We gonna put you under pressure, Maino.
Well, here's the thing.
I didn't know that she wanted to
seriously be on the record.
The lie detector says that a lie.
He definitely knew that.
(Joe and Cyn smooching)
(Safaree) Oh, they starting early.
Good, at least he's starting, good!
Hey, but who's packed sex pills?
What? "I got that sex pill?"
What the hell is a sex pill?
Uh, I don't know what a sex pill is.
(Kimbella) Is that a food truck over there?
Wait, right here, right here, right here!
Look, the food truck, yes!
Finally, some food! Bitch was hungry.
(speaking Spanish)
It look like they went all the way to Costa Rica
for a hamburger.
I thought it was some rice and beans or something.
Chicharrones.
Hola!
This was very awkward.
Yeah, it was a little tension.
Kim was walking down the hall,
and I was like... (growling)
The walk in was amazing.
It smelled amazing.
The drinks were amazing.
Until I turned around.
My trip was no longer amazing.
It went downhill for me.
Down, down, down.
Down, down.