H: You look like a literal egg
S: So this is something that we've been keeping from you, our viewers, for a while
S: But the shape of my anatomy has been changing a bit
H: [laughs] S: If you remember back
S: To when you learned about the Earth in elementary or middle school
S: You learned about tectonic plates H: Mm hmm
S: My tectonic plates have been shifting as you can see
S: And now my ribcage has fully swallowed my arms
H: [laughs]
S: It's unfortunate but its just part of tectonic... H: Activity?
S: Activity, and so...no, no, no
S: The man behind the curtain is revealed
[intro song] Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
H: What are you doing? L: I'm laying out the puzzle corners
H: Oh, you found the corners and you're placing them, I didn't even notice that
S: Why do you have a measuring tape? L: Because then I'll know where the corners go
L: The puzzle is 24 by 30 so now I know how big it needs to be
H: She can't eyeball it, it needs to be like she got it to the exact centimeter
L: And so we know when we put in all the edges that we have the right amount of edges
H: And so what is this pile? L: These are all the edges
H: How did you find those? L: By going through all the pieces
S: Hannah why are you not helping? L: Yeah, exactly
H: I'm tired, I'm tired, this is just a lot of work
H: I'll start once you have this foundation laid L: The foundation is laid
H: Alright L: Right?
[music]
S: I'll never do it again, I promise
H: This is where I have been putting Shane to teach him a lesson when he misbehaves
S: I didn't do it, I'm innocent H: Tell them what you did
S: I don't know what I did H: [laughs] I thought you'd come up with something funny
H: Shane didn't do anything, he's taking the elevator up and he is going to shower
H: In this house, it's going to be an experiment so we thought we'd film it
S: Showering in places that are not our house are always...they're a toss-up
H: Yeah S: I may or may not get very clean
H: And may or may not like, break a limb
H: It might be really uncomfortable
S: Ironically, being dirty is part of the reason why I'm in this prison right now
H: Why is it ironic? S: Huh
H: I don't get it S: Like I'm dirty, I didn't shower
S: I was like dirty in a bad way
H: Alright we're gonna leave all of that in
H: And we're gonna see if anyone got that joke and if they thought it was funny
H: Are you ready to go shower Shane? [laughs]
S: My only crime is not being very funny H: Alright, let's close this up
S: Help! Help!
S: Do you understand the joke now that you've had a few days?
H: Nope, no, do you mean like I was punishing you for not being showered?
S: No, dirty like inappropriate, like I made a dirty joke
H: But you didn't S: But that was the joke
H: But why would I think that that's the joke if you didn't
S: Because that's my humor, I always say nonsense
H: You said being dirty is part of why I'm in here but I only got the shower part
S: Because I'm in jail, for being bad, for being inappropriate
H: I see what you mean, I don't think it's funny
S: [tries to talk] H: [laughs]
S: Wow, my mouth did not line up with my brain, I think it was one of my funniest jokes ever
H: Nope, I don't think so S: No it wasn't it was a bomb
H: Yeah it did S: It failed, it was really bad
S: When Hannah doesn't get it you know it didn't work
H: Yeah
H: So this elevator, it doesn't have a call button, you'll see
H: And Shane can't, I mean he could push the buttons inside with Jaco
S: Help! The elevator's getting smaller! H: Shane, shhh
S: The walls are shrinking H: I'm carrying the camera up the stairs
H: So anyway I go up the stairs and push the button that says call here
H: On the floor that he's going to, it's just easier so, gosh this tripod
S: [laughs] H: I hit that on every step going up
S: Help! H: [laughs] Hold on Shane, hold on
H: I'm setting up the camera and then I'll press call
H: Okay, call the elevator
H: That is a good one Shane, what happened to you in the elevator?
S: You left me for too long, I didn't make it
S: Okay, time to shower H: Alright, go ahead
S: Chloe's gonna be intimately involved H: Yeah, she's gonna be here
H: Go ahead, let her go first, that was rude of you
S: Rude of me? H: [laughs] She thinks so
S: So one of the major reasons that we booked this specific Airbnb
S: Is that the bathroom appeared to be well suited for my showering needs
S: Most houses, like 99.99% of them have a tub
S: Or a very narrow single standing adult showering space
S: Both of those are hard if we don't have my bath seat
S: Which is difficult to travel with because it's cumbersome
S: It takes up space in the car so we found this
S: And it looked like the bathroom would be absolutely perfect
S: As you can see, there's this ledge that I can lay on
S: And that's like a perfect mimic of my bath seat at home
S: So that Hannah doesn't need to bend all the way down to the floor
S: To wash me, and it's a sizeable shower area
S: Like we can run mini marathons in here H: Okay
S: It's a good sized shower, there's a removable shower head
H: Yup, another big one
S: Attention, if you're redoing your bathroom, please put a removable shower head in
S: Some day, a thousand years down the road, it will help someone
S: That needs a removable showerhead for showering
H: Yup S: So this bathroom had everything
S: And now we're gonna test it for the very first time
S: Hannah, I'm a dirty dirty boy H: Okay, turning this off
H: I'm gonna get a little size reference here
S: Oh yeah
H: For anyone wondering about the size of this bathroom, it's really really large
S: Put your arms out H: See?
S: She has like a nine foot wingspan H: Yep, I can't touch the end
H: I mean this bathroom is huge, this shower is huge, I cannot believe this
S: Hannah, lie down...are you really doing it? H: Yeah, I'm laying
H: I can't touch the edges, it's that big S: She's seven feet tall
H: I'm six feet tall but with the arms, how many more feet is that?
S: Eleven H: At least nine
S: Can you sit on the...within the view? H: I did
S: Oh you sat? H: Yeah
H: So we're gonna lay down a towel on the bench for softness for Shane's bones
S: Precious tailbone
H: And then we bought this neck stabilizer thing from home, it came with his hard bath seat
H: And don't actually use it at home because he doesn't need it
H: But we figured, just laying on a concrete slab might not be fun
H: So this can go like behind his head just to be a little memory foam type pillow
H: So hopefully that's all we need and it'll go smoothly
[music]
S: Alright, don't trip H: Here we go
H: I'm hoping this is big enough
S: Alright well this is bathroom's like the size of our living room at home
H: Yep S: I feel so at home here
H: I know S: I could sleep in here
S: Alright, well I'm gonna shower
S: Hannah? H: Yeah?
S: Are you ready? H: Yup
S: We're not gonna film this part H: No
S: If you'd like to see the full version, subscribe to Hannah's Onlyfans
H: Nope, doesn't exist
S: All done H: That worked so well
S: It went very well, do you want to come in the shot?
S: You're the star of the show H: Sure
S: Everyone, meet the washer and the dryer
H: Yup S: It went really well, the bench worked perfectly
H: It did S: I fell off three times but did not sustain any serious injuries
H: [laughs] Shane didn't fall off but he was really worried about falling off the whole time
S: We did find that it was a bit low for Hannah so she kneeled
H: Yeah, and sat most of the time S: And sat [laughs]
H: I'm glad I wore a swimsuit because otherwise that would've been bad
S: Yeah. Well I feel refreshed, now I'm good til March
H: I'm going to sleep S: Good night
H: Good night everyone S: Put your nose right in my hand here
S: This is how we sleep H: So I can't breathe? You cut off the oxygen?
S: Where is your nose? H: Right there
S: That's your nose? H: Yeah
S: I thought it was a leg H: [laughs]
S: Alright let's get up and eat dinner
H: This is gonna be a cute video, Chloe
H: Gotcha, aww baby
[music]