♪♪
[audience cheering]
>>Alright, here we go.
>>Okay, sir.
We'll get those upstairs for you.
>>Thank you so much.
>>Thank you.
[sigh]
>>Did you see how he handed me those papers like
I'm some filing cabinet on legs?
>>Lacey, if I'm going to get one more breakfast like some
Golden Grahams retriever, I'm going to lose it.
>>You know what?
We run this business!
We could easily sabotage it.
Can I tell you a secret?
>>Yeah.
Course, what is it?
>>Sometimes, I get my revenge.
[gasp]
>>Sometimes I get my revenge too!
>>Sometimes I get my revenge three!
>>Remember the company pens I was supposed to pick up?
>>Yes.
>>Guess what I did.
>>Did you flush them down the toilet?
>>Mm-mm. Worse.
>>Did you stab someone?
>>Girl, much worse.
>>What? What? What?
>>I bought the ones with the loud clickers!
[gasp]
>>You are so bad!
>>Take that corporate America!
>>Yes.
Remember how I was supposed to replace
Mr. Mckewen's tissue box?
>>Ugh, do I.
>>I took three tissues out of the box.
[gasp]
>>You she-devil!
You did not!
>>Yeah!
I cannot wait to see the look on his face when he's
177 tissues in, and he does not have the last three.
Boogers will flow!
Where's my tissue?
I've got boogies!
Where's my tissue?
>>Hey.
>>Sorry to bother you, I'm just,
I've got a cold and I used up my tissues.
I was wondering if you could drop some by at some point.
>>Of course, we will bring some right up.
>>Thank you.
>>No, thank you.
>>Thank you.
>>Did you see how bad I got him?
>>Yes you did!
You got him good!
>>If I hadn't done that prank,
we wouldn't be having this conversation
for another two minutes.
>>Two minutes!
>>That's 120 seconds.
>>You are a witch, girl!
Stir that brew, Harry Potter.
>>Okay, okay.
>>Put some iron newt in that brew.
>>Hey.
>>Just one more thing.
When you do the quarterly report next time,
I would love it if you could staple it as well.
>>We sure can.
>>That would be nice, thank you.
>>Oh my goodness.
>>Oh, no he did not!
>>I already got it, girl!
Because I'm putting the staples in backwards!
>>No!
No!
[screams]
You are an animal!
You are taking evil to the next level!
>>I know!
I know what I do!
>>That's insane!
[phone rings]
>>Vance & Associates.
>>Hello.
>>Hi, I delivered some flowers and I wanted to make
sure they get to my wife, Alexa Neilson.
It's our anniversary and I'd really appreciate it.
>>We sure can.
>>Aww.
>>Alright, thanks a lot.
>>No!
>>Mm-hm.
>>He--
>>Yes.
>>Did--
>>Get him!
>>Not!
>>Oh, but he did!
And I am not famous flower artist,
Henri Fantin-Latour,
yes sir, no sir.
[gasp]
>>Lacey!
Lacey!
What are you doing?
>>I'm rearranging these flowers.
These colors are going to contrast so hard!
[gasp]
>>Lacey, they'll be so unappealing!
You are out of control, and I sustain you!
I do!
>>Excuse me.
Hi.
>>Hi there, how are you?
>>I'm great.
I heard there were flowers for me.
>>Oh.
>>There are!
>>These are just as lovely as you are.
>>Oh!
>>Isn't that the truth.
>>I could keep going.
You are beautiful.
>>Thank you!
>>She's so beautiful.
>>Oh, no she did not!
>>That's the light we need to change.
>>I'll change that light right up.
Oh!
Hey.
Back so soon.
>>I was wondering if you had a copy of the agenda.
>>Oh my goodness, of course we do.
>>Yes.
>>We have one more for the most beautiful woman
in the office.
>>Oh!
Thank you!
>>No, thank you.
I want you to know that you are gorgeous.
>>You are.
>>Thank you.
>>You're amazing.
>>What did you do to the agenda?
>>I didn't do anything.
>>Change the font or something?
>>No, I should've.
>>Ah, that's too bad.
>>I know.
It would've been a really good-j/k!
I printed the ink at 98 percent!
Dual quality.
[screams]
>>I'm king of the world!
Yeah!
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>>You better subscribe.
>>There's live updates and stuff and we post things.
Oh my gosh, hi.
>>Good to see you.
>>And you better watch these videos.
That stupid person hasn't watched them yet.
Hello.
>>Hi!
I love her.
>>She's looks great.
>>You look so good.
>>She looks awful.
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