(people clapping)
- Give me Lucas, give me Raeesa.
(people cheering)
(upbeat jazzy instrumental music)
(people clapping)
- I gots to have that, man.
(audience laughing)
- You can have it, Steve.
- [Steve] So tell me, what is this?
Tell me what,
- These are beads.
- I know they beads, why'd I bother ask you?
(audience laughing)
- I'm not finished, I'm not finished (laughs).
I was still going on, I weren't finished.
(audience laughing)
- I was still explainin', - Now listen to me,
I'm over here trying to learn this culture.
- Yep.
- Quit talkin' to me like I'm stupid.
(audience laughing)
I know them is damn beads.
(Lucas laughing)
I asked you what was this?
What dis?
- It's a, there's a Ndebele word, (speaks foreign language).
- And it is from what culture?
- Ndebele culture.
- [Steve] Nd-what?
- Ndebele culture.
- Ndebele.
(audience cheering)
In Ndebele culture, this is called a?
- (speaks foreign language)
- (speaks foreign language), cool.
(audience clapping)
Now the name of the people again?
- Ndebele. - Ndebele.
- Ndebele, yes. - Ndebele.
- Yeah, I can take you there.
- Yeah, yeah where is it?
- KwaNdebele.
It's in Mpumalanga.
(audience laughing)
(audience clapping)
- It's a two hour flight, it's fine.
(audience laughing)
- Oh boy, that look.
- You just, you just playin' with me right now.
(audience laughing)
"What people are you?
"It's the Ndebele.
"Okay, where is it at?
"In KwaNdebele."
(audience laughing)
Okay.
- It's about a three hour drive to Mpumalanga.
Two hour?
- It's about an hour drive?
- One hour drive.
- [Raeesa] Really? - Yeah.
- You speed?
- No, no speed. - How far is it?
What the hell is going on?
(audience laughing)
- Steve, she's from Cape Town.
- Yeah she don't even know.
Why are you telling him, you don't know him!
These is his people.
- You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
- [Steve] This here's Nd-gubeles!
(audience laughing)
And we got all this stuff on, he got all this on
and you over here just got on a dress!
(audience laughing)
And he is from Nd-gbele people,
and me and him is goin' there.
And we ain't drivin' neither.
And we're not takin' you.
- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
Top six answers on the board.
(electronic clicking)
Name something that could end a friendship.
(buzzer ringing)
- Stole my boyfriend.
- You stole my boyfriend.
You stole my boyfriend.
(electronic buzzing)
(audience groaning)
Lucas?
(audience clapping)
- You talk behind my back.
- Talk behind my back.
(audience clapping)
(electronic dinging)
(audience cheering)
- Yeah we're gonna play.
(audience clapping)
- [Steve] Nomathemba.
- Yes.
- [Steve] Nomathemba.
Nomathemba. - Yes, perfect.
(audience clapping)
- What do you do for a living?
- I just actually graduated.
I'm now an intern doctor.
(audience cheering)
(audience clapping)
- Very smart.
(Nomathemba laughing)
- All right, introduce us to your family.
- Okay, so these are my siblings.
We come from a big family of 12.
So this is just five of the 12.
This is Nontokozo, she is number nine,
and then this is Lucas, my brother, he is number two,
and then that's Nompumelelo, my sister, she is number three.
- [Steve] Hm?
Nompumelelo.
- Mm-hm, I'ma have to go to the bathroom
before I try to say that name.
(audience laughing)
And who is the last one?
- The last one is Nelisiwe, and she is,
(Steve laughing)
(audience laughing)
- [Steve] I'ma do the best I can.
Welcome to the show,
okay let's go. - Thank you so much Steve.
- Okay,
(audience clapping)
you ready?
Watch this right here.
Hey, Minky.
- Hey (laughs).
I remembered the nickname though.
Good, good, what do you do?
- I'm studying agriculture,
and I'm doing my practicals next year.
- Really, oh, how old are you?
(audience clapping)
- I'm 22.
- 22! - Yes.
- Oh my goodness.
(women laughing)
- My 22 year old son is here!
- Really?
(audience cheering)
(audience clapping)
Oh I gotta see if what Lucas say though.
Lucas controls that, so we have to see if Lucas lets him,
if Lucas can let him ask for permission to talk to you.
(women laughing)
- Do you know lobola?
(audience laughing)
- Do I have Ebola?
- No.
(audience laughing)
(audience clapping)
- I don't want Ebola.
- Do you know lobola?
- Do I know where your bowl is at?
(audience laughing)
I didn't know you had a bowl.
- No it's a (laughs)
- What is lobola?
- Since you want your son,
or you think your son can marry my sister,
- No, I didn't say marry.
(audience laughing)
- Okay. I don't know,
she's very pretty. - Okay.
- But what is lobola?
- [Lucas] It's like a down payment or,
- A down payment?
- Not a down payment, it's,
(audience laughing)
- What the hell's goin' on?
(audience laughing)
Well, how much is the down payment?
- It depends on how, what, how much my father wants.
It's cattles and money.
- Cattle?
- [Lucas] Yes.
- I don't have no cattle though.
Y'all want to car or somethin', I can get you a car.
How about two Range Rovers,
(audience cheering)
I ain't got no cattle, dawg.
I can get you a Mercedes and a couple of Range Rovers,
- Now we're talkin'. - Okay.
- A bit, more than that?
And then some money too?
- And some money too.
- Like how much money?
Just give me an example of what your father might ask for,
just make up something.
- She's educated.
- Educated,
- She's educated
and beautiful. - She's pretty,
and beautiful, and she comes from a very good family.
- And very good, I love the family.
- A hundred thousand rand?
- A hundred thousand rand is 8,000 US?
(audience cheering)
- He thought it would be cheap.
(audience laughing)
- Wow.
But that's, that would, that's,
so you have that and,
but she has to agree to the marriage, right?
She has to want to. - Yeah, of course,
it must be consensual. - That's good.
- As long as, then once it's consensual,
then she says, "Yes, I want to marry,"
then he goes, go to the father?
- And then you as a father, meet up with my father
and you bring your brothers and my father sits,
brings his brothers
- Yeah. - And you all negotiate.
Yeah, cool man, I like that, yeah.
I like that.
You bring yo daddy over here to meet me
and then I'll get my brothers, you bring your brothers
anything pop off, we knockin' yo ass out.
(audience laughing)
Now, how 'bout dat?
(audience cheering)
All right here we, ah (laughs).
Ah, Nompumelelo, (speaks foreign language).
(audience laughing)
One guess, boom.
(women laughing)
Nompumelelo.
- [Nompumelelo] Yes.
(audience clapping)
- What do you do?
- I'm a lawyer, Steve.
- Well you better shut up, girl.
(audience cheering)
Y'all better be some pretty girls and smart.
Are you married?
- No, I am not married.
- Ah, yeah, you gonna cost a lot.
(family laughing)
Oh, he gonna want all that money back from law school,
your daddy.
Oo, you're gonna be about 40 cows.
(audience laughing)
Plus my sons ain't that smart, so.
(audience laughing)
Name something that could end a friendship.
- If they steal from me, Steve.
- If they steal from me.
(audience clapping)
(electronic buzzing)
(audience groaning)
Only one strike.
(audience clapping)
- Nelisiwa?
- Nelisiwe.
- Yeah!
- Yeah, Nelisiwe.
(audience cheering)
Whatchu you do for a living?
- I'm studying education.
- Really?
- Yes, really.
- Just smart.
You've got gorgeous eyes.
- Thank you (laughs).
- My goodness.
(audience clapping)
All of you.
Your mother's very pretty, huh?
- Our mothers, yes.
Two wives.
- Huh?
(Nelisiwe laughing)
- My daddy got two wives, - My dad's got two wives.
- Oh your daddy got two wives, oh come on, pimp.
(women laughing)
(audience cheering)
I gotta get me a passport.
I've been missin' out, I got-sta come to Africa.
(audience laughing)
I said, "I bet your mother's pretty,
"Our mothers."
- Yes.
- "Whatchu talkin' 'bout?
"Our father has two wives."
Bam.
(audience clapping)
I can only have one.
Marjorie is not going to go along with two.
(audience laughing)
I can't take that in the house and tell that to this crazy,
I'm married to a crazy person.
I can't tell her I'm going to have another wife
'cause she'll shoot me.
(family laughing)
(audience clapping)
- Name something that could end a friendship.
- When your friend lies to you.
(audience cheering)
(electronic dinging)
(audience cheering)
Name something that could end a friendship.
- A financial dispute.
Where is my damn money?
Financial dispute?
(electronic dinging)
(audience cheering)
- Minky, one strike,
name something that could end a friendship.
- A fight, Steve.
- [Steve] A fight!
(audience cheering)
(electronic buzzing)
(audience groaning)
All right Lucas, we gotta be careful,
we got two strikes now.
Parker family could steal.
Names something that could end a friendship.
- Someone sleeping with your wife?
- Somebody sleeping with your wife?
- Yeah.
- Aw I'm finna kill.
(audience clapping)
Sleepin' with my wife?
(electronic buzzing)
(audience groaning)
(audience clapping)
Name something that could end a friendship.
- We're gonna go with jealousy, Steve.
- Jealousy.
(audience clapping)
(electronic dinging)
(audience cheering)
(celebratory upbeat jazzy music)
Number five?
(electronic dinging)
- [Everyone] Misunderstanding.
- [Steve] Two?
(electronic dinging)
- [Everyone] Meddling partner.
(upbeat jazzy instrumental music)