Comedy writer and guy who just is really great at calling out Republicans.
Toby Morton is out there with a new website called V Ted cruz.com, where he will be posting
information about Ted Cruz, the sedition, Ted Cruz, the sicken and Ted Cruz, just the
generally horribly creepy individual.
And he got things started this past week with a viral video from 1988 of an 18 year old
Ted Cruz showing the world back then how creepy he is and pretty much setting the tone for
the rest of his life.
So here is the video of Ted Cruz in case you haven't seen it 18 years old, again, thinking
he is the most hilarious person on the planet.
Here it is your aspiration
Aspiration.
Is that like sweat on my butt?
No.
Oh, I see what you want me to do what I wanna do in life?
Well, my aspiration is to, uh, oh, I don't know, being a teen [inaudible] film like that
guy who played her ratio, you know, he was in Malibu bikini beach shop.
Well, other than that, uh, take over the world world domination, you rule everything, rich,
powerful, that sort of stuff.
What's the crazy thing Ted's gonna rule the world one day.
I hope not.
Now to be clear, I do not think for a second, that 18 year old Ted Cruz was serious about
world domination.
He thought it was funny, you know, because no nobody's ever made that joke before where
they were young and said, what do you wanna do when you grow up?
I wanna rule the world.
No, Ted Cruz was a creepy individual that has always tried to get people to like him
and has just literally for his whole life not been able to do that.
And I get more to that in just a second, but here's the thing.
This clip that Toby Morton put out.
This was not the first time that this clip went viral.
It was originally made public as far as we know, in 2016 during Ted Cruz's most recent,
uh, presidential bid.
And yeah, everybody laughed at everybody talked about how creepy and goofy he was.
Uh, but another part of the video course is where Ted Cruz's dad comes in, Rafael, Cruz
asked, you know, Hey, what do you think about your kid wanting to rule the world?
And he says, quote, I hope not.
I mean, sure.
That's a jovial thing a dad could say, but look, even his dad, I think kind of realized
like for the love of God, we do not want this man running the world.
You cannot let him achieve this world.
Domination that he's talking about.
I'm putting that on you, future people um, no, but for real Ted Cruz is not a likable
guy.
He's always been that way.
And that's that's to me what this video tells us again, I don't think for a second, he's
serious about world domination, but his unlikability, if that's a word is something serious because
I love to tell this story so much even creepier than that was the fact that Ted Cruz was one
of the lawyers who was instrumental in getting the Supreme court Bush V gore decision that
basically handed the 20, uh, the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush.
Ted Cruz helped that.
I mean, if without Ted Cruz, it may not have happened.
So he got George W. Bush into the white house.
And then once Bush goes in, he's making his transition team.
He's appointing people to things.
The question emerged, and there are reports about this.
The question emerged, what about Ted?
Right?
He, he helped get us here.
You know, what, what position do we do for him?
Do we do anything?
And the people who worked with him at that time, again, the year, 2012 years after this
video about world domination came out.
Those people said, oh, no, they didn't like him.
He was weird.
He was creepy.
He was the same 18 year old kid you saw in that video who was so desperate to be liked
that he turned everybody off.
Now, flash forward to today, Ted Cruz hasn't changed.
Ted Cruz will say anything.
He will do anything.
He'll make fun of himself, which ye gotta respect that a little bit, but he will do
whatever it takes to try to get people to like him, which of course is why he has made
this shift where he is attacking vaccines, trying to get the Trump people.
You know, he was like, oh, Trump, I'll go to the Supreme court and fight your election
challenge for you.
He was willing to do anything to be accepted by any crowd of people.
And he has apparently been that way for his entire life.
And I gotta say that has to be a pathetically sad existence.
And I would have a shred of sympathy for Ted Cruz.
If he, wasn't also such a horrible human being that has inflicted pain and suffering to his
constituents
and beyond.