so today is a special day today is
Matthew's first English lesson a child
which shall be never do that again
Oh in two months time around May we're
going to the UK to London yeah
to film nach key to movie I'm not even
joking we've set a target on patreon a
target I didn't think we would hear but
we hit it and now we have to make Nats
get a movie which is going to be a kind
of documentary and one of the things
that he needs to be better at before we
go is speaking English because natural
English isn't so just this little
low-level yes we said to all the English
he knows comes from punk rock music yeah
he's never had a formal English lesson
you did learn English at school right
we're never doing it how come what kind
of English hi crew my name is NAT scoop
yep this is Pam this is perdón this is
it NAT his first English lesson and
given that he lives in the middle of
nowhere
we're going to use an online tutor I
only see him once a month so it's not
practical for me to do it even then we
kind of talk in a half English half
Japanese hybrid language there's meant
that he's English never got better so
we're going to use online tutor we're
collaborating with the online tutoring
website I talkie their funding is
English lessons and they're also giving
$10 belches anyone watching this video
the ones to use are talking to find a
tutor if you're learning a language so
how was your English lesson so now good
future good teacher Charlie Mitchell
Sally perfect Nega I basically locked
him in a room with the laptop and let go
on with it let's see how his English
lessons went to the Aragon
can I call you nasty Nucky
my name is nurse key I hear that you are
going to England soon yeah yeah you need
to probably get a taxi don't know no
good deduction so I think it would be
good in we roleplay hmm
being the taxi driver are you tell you
are the person who needs the taxes that
I'm a taxi man not sitting in my car
waiting yeah hello hi mate you're right
yeah I can light it I wa I won like I
needed to ride love London you need a
ride to London I need light to launder
your eyes okay have you got any back
anybody yeah big bags okay I'll get out
and put them in the booth so whereabouts
in London where a big bit I landed you
want to go to Big Bear in a London
Bridge okay not the hotel you don't want
to go to your hotel straight to the Big
Ben all right
I love that you've got my bag everywhere
I want going I want going to try them I
want to go to Brighton yeah okay alright
that's going to cost you
we're coming from Heathrow though that's
them it's about an hour
or maybe more what you're right with
that it's going to cost you hmm cost you
okay it will be expensive expensive and
maybe then pond for my maker
sir that's going to be at least a
hundred pound a1 101 yeah
yeah expensive but please okay well we
go we are now going to do
word association determination were the
solution yeah so I will say a word and
then you need to think of a word that is
similar to it or whatever comes to mind
let's see how your mind working right
coffee coffee urn - I think of the Queen
King yeah Buckingham Palace stomp kid
don't he'll hate that at funeral
proneural what Spri little living death
and living dead living death against
zombie zombie yeah cool
good the croc like a Christian Crocker
yeah okay are not be religious Twitter
what make you think crop why do you
think crop from the zombie zombie my
zombie storm good zombie the strong
don't know they are religious oh yeah
did you okay so I'd like to introduce
you knew some British lamb yeah into
this blank way it's like in formal
language so if I said to you
chin wag limbs will have a chin wag
let's have you like that mean what it
means to one to one
let's have a chin wag chin was China
China one well you bungler China won't
know she won
17 like to cook this is the chin chin
it's working lucky aren't you hmm ah
that's the dog's bollocks
that's the balls look at the Ducks box
watching an e-book walk back lorrog
chocolate milk pour up daddy daddy daddy
daddy book is daddy good yes yes the
network is a naughty one
looking good what do you mean by dirty
bad yes in evidence so to say that the
dog fala mean that is really really good
the positive thing
a positive signal yes we remind both if
I said to you that I was gobsmacked and
I was gone max what does that mean good
not God causes luck God goddess mut nut
up Mac the prideful shock I was
gobsmacked gobsmacked here cut like it's
the meaning that God is the mouth mmm
God people mouth and then smack is like
hit hit that's like your mounded up
gobsmacked gorebyss what huh
no hollow so I just taught you and the
dog collar and got Mack
can you try can you try to put some of
them in a sentence I've broken my shoe I
was gobsmacked I was gone back when I
throw me - ooh - I asked super system
do you have dog's bollocks okay all
right no happy thank you very much for
that lesson I hope you enjoyed it I
would like to end by practicing some
ways to say goodbye in English what do
you think is a good way
go take a dime but okay yeah there is
immediately got by but but we often say
yes is that this is that Thanks for
meeting or whatever like that so choose
that be keeping just food that speaks to
spoon which speaks to you soon no change
for the reduce to you soon all right
and the last one and our common teachers
in the later mate
sit down later mate see you later mate
yeah see you later mate see you later
Mike just see you later mate okay there
we go thank you so much thank you and I
think you single say goodbye an action
without the same note that not fit by by
my good duty automata
no no no no no no see you later see you
laters me bye for now bye for now
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