>> YOU'RE WATCHING MTV. IT'S 6:00 IT'S TEEN MOM.
AT 7:00 IT'S TEEN WOLF. AT 8:00 IT'S TEEN WOLF MOM.
FIRST, I TIME FOR AN ALL NEW HOOK A HUNK.
>> TONIGHT THINGS ARE HEATING UP.
WE'VE GOT ONE LUCKY GIRL. >> I'M MICHELLE.
I'M 22, AND WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, I'M ALL ABOUT IT ABOUT IT.
>> WHO GETS TO HOOK ONE OF THREE HOT HUNKS.
>> I'M DUSTIN, AND I'M TWO CATS, AND I THINK YOU'RE PRRR-FECT.
>> I'M JARED, AND I LOVE HOT DOGS, AND IF YOU WERE MY GIRL, I
WOULD RELISH YOU. >> I'M FRANK.
I'M A MAGICIAN. IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE, I THINK
MY PENIS COULD DO THE TRICK. >> WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?
LET'S FIND OUT NOW ON "HOOK A HUNK."
WITH YOUR HOST RYAN MACK. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
LET ME GET STARTED. >> OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE THE HOST? >> I'M RYAN.
>> I'M MICHELLE. I'M THE CONTESTANT.
>> I KNOW BECAUSE I'M -- >> YOU'RE THE HOST.
OF COURSE. THAT WAS STUPID.
>> NO. NO.
IT WAS COOL. YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME SF.
>> YEAH. I'M SORRY.
I'M NERVOUS. >> YOU'RE GOING TO DO GREAT.
JUST BE YOURSELF AND RELAX. >> YEAH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
YOU RUN THIS WHOLE PLACE. >> SHUT UP.
>> YOU SHUT UP. >> READY WHENEVER YOU ARE, RYAN.
>> YEAH. THIS HUNK IS READY TO GET
HOOKED. >> FORGET THESE BOZOS, MICHELLE.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO HOOK ME. >> MY GOD, YOUR ARMS ARE SO BIG.
>> TOO BIG? >> NO, NO, NO.
LIKE I BET YOU COULD PICK ME UP SO EASILY.
>> YOU WANT ME TO TRY? >> RIGHT NOW?
YOU ARE SO CRAZY, RYAN. UM, BUT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TONIGHT? >> I JUST HAVE THIS THING TO DO
FOR AN HOUR. THEN I'M FREE.
YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME FOOD? >> YEAH, SURE.
WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE? >> WELL, FOR ME MY FAVORITE FOOD
IS STRAWBERRIES BECAUSE I'M SWEET AND, YEAH, I LIKE TO JAM.
>> AND I LIKE TOAST BECAUSE I WANT TO TOAST TO YOU, MICHELLE,
AND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
>> BABE, IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN TELL ME.
WHAT IS IT? >> I HAD A YOUNGER BROTHER, BUT
HE DIED. >> OH, NO.
I'M SO SORRY. >> HIS LAST WORDS WERE "FIND THE
RIGHT GIRL." >> WE SHOULD VISIT HIS GRAVE.
OH, MY GOD. I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS SO FORWARD OF ME. >> NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU'RE FAMILY NOW. >> AND IF I WAS ON A DESERT
ISLAND THE TWO THINGS I WOULD BRING IS MY GUITAR AND YOU,
MICHELLE. >> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE THE ONLY
TWO PEOPLE ALIVE. >> HEY, HOW DID YOU GET THAT
SCAR? >> I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU.
I WOULD JUST SCARE YOU AWAY. >> LOOK AT ME.
NOTHING IS SCARING ME AWAY. >> AND FOR ME IF IF I WAS ON A
DESERT ISLAND, I WOULD BRING YOU, MICHELLE, AND ONE DOZEN
ROSES. >> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD ANSWER.
>> NO, IT WASN'T. THEY'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING.
I FEEL SO STUPID. >> HEY, YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
YOU'RE SMART. >> THANKS.
>> YEAH. I MEAN, THAT THING YOU SAID
BEFORE ABOUT THE STRAWBERRIES, THAT WAS AWESOME.
>> YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. >> I'M NOT.
>> THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF "HOOK A HUNK."
UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY HORNY. >> SO SHOULD I JUST GO OR --
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