Hello Lions, Eagles, Snakes and Badgers! Welcome back to the sassiest slytherin hang out on
muggle web. Can you guys imagine how cool the wizard web would be, by the way? Sidenote
! Maybe I should make a video about that. But today I am making a video about my house
pride so sorry puffs, gryfs and claws today is all about my beautiful snakes! Yeah, I
am talking the reasons Slytherin is the BEST house because I really think it is! Let me
know which you think is the best house in Hogwarts in the comments section below!
Okay, here are those sweet sweet reasons that we are the best!
You can shop in Knockturn ally without your mates asking too many questions.
Borgin and Burkes? No problem mate!
Green is the best colour .... in fact, it's so good that we use it for Green Screens......which
makes wearing it on camera pretty hard .....buuut. it does make any kind of background possible.
OH..I am on a beach *surf* OH, I am up a mountain.OH.....I am in the north pole about to meet my mate
santa. OH.I am at Hogwarts. GREEN screen mate. Basically our house colours are magic.
The unofficial house fruit us the apple. Apples and snakes have a lot of history. Also.apples
are delicious. So there. *
Being a Slytherin is great because the only way is up when you live in the dungeon. You
can't knock somebody down when you are already down low.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't never gonna keep me down.
Also, our commonroom is pretty blooming cool! A fireplace, against the backdrop of lake
water? We are on the water! We can see fish and other cool stuff!
Nobody just automatically expects you to do the right thing, so when you do do it, people
get pretty excited. It's actually kind of fun being unpredicatable.
Literally who knows what a Slytherin will do next! BAH. Didn't expect that, did you!
Slytherins get the best one liners AND we pose for the best Emo Band shots!
Everyone takes a Slytherin seriously. I think the sorting hat kind of has a secret
crush on Slytherin. Think about it. Slytherins are harbouring some mad power.
Sure, some of us turn to the dark side. But at least we have the option. Not many ravenclaws,
Gryffindors or Hufflepuffs even have the potential for great dark things.
We're traditionally the best at potions and potions are pretty darn awesome. We can Bottle
fame, brew glory and even put a stopper on death. Also love potions.felix felicis. Come
on!
Were driven by success, which generally means we achieve it. Failure is simply not an option
for us. Before Haz Potter came along, we won the house
cup a bunch of times. Traditionally, we are the biggest winners and we don't have to rely
on goons like Neville long bottom getting us points for friendship or having the best
pyjamas. Being a slytherin means you can be as majestic
as heck. Look at Lucius Malfoy, chilling out with his cane and his glass of brandy. No
Hufflepuff could pull THAT level of ostentatious off!
Being a Slytherin means you get some pretty sweet jewels. Salazar Slytherin's locket,
anyone?! The Bloody Barron is THE BEST ghost because
he is actually terrifying, the way ghosts are supposed to be.
The house is validated by the one true wizard, Merlin...who was an original slyth. What a
lad.
Let's face it, ain't no honey like a Slytherin honey. Diggory and potter have nothing on
Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zambini. Also anyone see Tom Riddle before he got too snakey? Natural
born hotty. We get celebrities like Hamilton Creator Lin
Manuel Miranda in our house.if you haven't seen my Celebrities in Slytherin Video yet,
you should check that bad boy out! Speaking of bad boys...say HELLO to the basalisk!
Who would mess with a snake. No one. That's who!
*sees snake*......woah there buddy! Generally speaking, if you're gonna find a
Parceltongue, they're gonna be in Slytherin. Speaking to snakes is pretty cool too. Have
you ever heard of badger tongue, lion tongue or raven tongue? No.. you havent.
Snake is a pretty loose animal....it makes interpretive house dances pretty easy.
I am really happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but Bellatrix Lestrange was the BADDEST
WITCH of ALL TIME. ALL TIME.
Yep! Those are the reasons that Slytherin is the best. Any Slytherins out there watching that can think of more reasons, let a honey know!
Also, anyone wanna join my Harry Potter interpretive dance class? I can do it!
Thank you lions, eagles, snakes and badgers
If you are not in Slytherin, let me know if you want me to do one of these for your house? I could enlist Danny, Ruth or Paul!
For now, it is time to end this video! Don't forget to let me know which you think is the best in the comments down below.