Hello everybody!
Today I am with my friend Mark! M: Hello!
Z: He's one of my favourite people!
And we're gonna film a video
that could potentially get VERY messy..
M: My favorite kinds of videos!
Z: Weirdly, we're actually filming this video on National Friendship Day!
Which seems very apt.
M: Sorry, yeah, I was gonna say but I wanted to let you finish.
Z: So, I thought since me and Mark have been friends now for a year...
M: Crazy! Z: It would be the perfect time to do a little friendship test!
M: ..And throw condiments on each other.
Z: Oh, I thought you said condoms and I was like
"No, that's not the video we're filming Mark."
Every question we get wrong...
we get something very messy to chuck on the other person.
M: I was thinking... we could be very naughty... Z: What?
M: And if you get it right the person who doesn't get it right still gets pied.
Z: Yeeeeessss Mark!
M: So, either way we're gonna get messy!
Z: I also apologise for my weird little plaits.
I'm not sure why they're like... bending out?
So, we'll try to keep those in.
We've each got 5 questions. M: Yeah.
I don't know what Mark's are, he doesn't know what mine are.
M: So this is the ultimate friendship test - if we get it wrong we're not good friends.
Z: *Gasp* Ok..
M: But we are. We are really.
Z: Question number one.
What's this for? Let's do this for...
An egg on the head. M: Okay.
Z: When did I hit 10 million subscribers?
M: Oh...
What date?
Z: Just when.
I'll give you month.
Or kind of like... part of the mo-- part of the month and the month.
M: O.K, so i remember the vlog
Z: Yeah.
M: Cause you were at.. lunch?
You were at lunch and you hit it.
Oh, that might have been 5...
No wait, okay so what's-- Z: Ten!
M: No, no, no, no, no, no!
I can't count backwards.. August...
Z: July.
M: I think it was March.
Z: March.
Is that your final answer? M: Something tells me it was March
because it's your birthday month and you hit 10 mil.
No, I feel like it was ages ago...
No... okay I feel like, you, Zoe Sugg hit 10 million subscribers...
in February.
Z: Incorrect. M: *gasps*
Z: The answer was... the end of January.
M: NOOOOOO!
Z: Are you ready?
M: Is that hard boiled?
Z: No!
Z: Three! two! one!
M: *makes weird noise*
I should have moved my hands!
Z: You just made a noise like a baby dinosaur!
M: Being born.
High five!
Z: You okay? M: Yup.
I see you.
M: We're going on holiday. Z: Yeah.
M: We're in the airport, we've just checked in. What is the first thing I do?
Z: How would I know that?!
M: You would.
Cause once I tell you, you'll be like "Ughh, I can't believe it."
Z: You've checked in? M: Yep
Z: You've gone through security? M: Mhm.
Z: So, you're at the lounge. M: Mhm.
What's the first thing I do?
Z: Buy a bottle of water.
M: Incorrect. Z: Oooh, what is it?
M: It's go to the duty-free and get a fragrance.
Z: Oh for god's sake I was thinking literally like step-by-step you walked right through security...
M: Ready? Z: No. Don't make it hurt.
M: I won't. Z: Why are you doing it from that high up?
M: Cause I'm gonna crash it down-- No, no. Ready?
Z: No... Yeah.
M: You must be yolking.
Z: You have got to be yolking me.
Second question.
What brand of toilet roll do I buy?
You use it every time you're here.
M: In the spare one?
Z: Just generally. The toilet roll. What brand?
M: Andrex?
Is that your final answer?
Is that your final answer? Andrex?
M: No. Z: No?
M: Luck soft... That's not even a real brand is it?
What does it begin with?
Z: I'm not giving you any clues.
M: All I ever see is the roll.
Z: What's on the roll? When you look at it is there anything on it?
M: Koala bears.
Z: So what brand is that?
M: Koala brands.
Andrex. I'm sorry. I don't know.
Z: Cushelle.
M: Oh, I would never have gotten that.
Z: Ooh... M: Maybe I would've...
Z: How much brown sauce do you like with your... eggs.
M: Oh, I just love to dab it in.
Oh my god!
Z: Oh, it smells...
M: Ohh, it smells like my nan's.
It's good to have egg on your face.
Z: Is it? M: Mhm.
What was the first video of yours...
that I watched?
Z: Me and Joe sat in the garden talking about holidays. M: NOO!
Z: YEAH!
M: Here's a cuddle. Here's a cuddle.
Z: NO, NO, NO, NO-- Oh, Mark!
*makes weird noise*
What is one of my favourite vlogs of ours?
M: Oh my god...
M: It could be-- Z: On my channel.
Or one of my favourite like... days.
M: I wanna say "Awful Car Singing" because I feel like it was one of our first like proper ones.
But I feel like we always say "Oh that's my favourite one of us"
Z: Yeah, I know. M: Oh no...
"All The Emotions".
Z: Yeaaaaah! M: Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Z: Oh no... Here you go.
M: How do I do it?
Oh, I love "All The Emotions".
M: Uuuu...
Z: ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow... ♪
It's sticking to the carb-- The carb?
The brown sauce.
Probs for knowing what they're called as well.
M: Yeah. Z: Bloody hell.
M: I always just remember your thumbnails
and I just remember you're like-- Z: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
M: Who's my favourite One Direction band member?
No, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Z: I was like "Not that Mark, that's bloody easy."
M: What is my biggest pet peeve?
Z: It's like two things. M: Mhm.
Z: Loud eaters.
M: Fff--fudge.
Z: Yeah? Yeah!
M: ♪ AAAH ZEBENYA! ♪
Z: I have to stand up, you're too tall. M: ♪ BAGITHI BABA ♪
My hair is like a bed.
I feel a million dollars--
Z: Have you ever felt so good? M: No.
Z: What upsets me the most?
What could someone do to me to make me sad?
M: Oh my god! Z: What?
M: Is it like...
like harass or bully or say bad things about your friends?
Z: Yeaaah! M: Yeah!
♪ O-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o ♪
Z: Don't use all of it cause--
Ah!
M: Got you from the side!
Z: Oooh, disgusting.
M: If I could be...
in any TV show or movie what would it be?
Z: Scream Queens.
M: Oh shhhh... Z: Yeaaah!
♪ Where's the ketchup, where's the ketchup uh-uh-uh yeah ♪
*both laugh*
M: You just quiffed me.
Ahh! That's so cold!
Z: Look at my make up.
M: Oh, that's like the perfect tear.
Z: Mark Ferris. M: Yep.
Z: My last quetion to you is:
'What is my favourite smell?"
M: Tomato leaf.
Z: Is that your final answer?
M: That's your favourite candle.
Your favourite smell...
Z: I said it literally the other day. That's my clue to you.
M: Is it gingerbread?
Z: Is that your final answer?
M: Gingerbread or tomato leaf, I know you love that smell.
Oh no!
I'm gonna go with a gingerbread.
*Mark gasps*
*Zoe laughs*
M: You got it in my eye.
*both laugh*
Z: It's gonna like--
M: *imitating voice* Oh you want sugar on your (inaudible)?
There you go. (inaudible).
*both laugh*
Z: Here's mine for your question. M: Oh, f*ck off, Zoe.
Listen, listen.
*both laugh*
Z: Do you want to know what my favourite smell is?
M: Yeah! Z: Bonfires.
M: Ugh!
Z: It's going to your mouth.
*both laugh*
M: 'When is my birthday?'
Z: Oh my god. I should know this.
It's October the...
This makes me like such a bad friend.
We haven't really celebrated your birthday yet.
We only became great friends at Christmas.
October the 21st.
M: Incorrect.
Z: When-- When is it? M: October 18th.
Z: I was three days out!
M: Hello. Come inside (inaudible).
*both laugh*
Z: When is my birthday?
M: March 28th. Z: Ugh...
*Mark laughs*
Z: Who won? I think you won.
That is the end of the video.
I really hope you guys enjoyed it. Make sure to give it a thumbs up if you did.
And if you wanna see me do this with anyone else or with Mark again at some point--
Oh God.
We also filmed a video over on Mark's channel where we read... fanfiction.
Including both me, Alfie and Mark.
*Zoe clears throat*
Sorry about that.
The old flour in my lungs.
Make sure to subscribe to Mark whilst you're there
M: Thank you! Z: and I will see you again very soon.
Both: Bye!
*Mark makes weird noises*
*both laugh*
Z: What we are gonna do today... Oh, actually, what am I gonna say?
M: *weird voice* What we're gonna do to-- *laughs*
M: *weird voice* Baloon.
Z: Okay, you ready? You sure?
When I click my fingers you must be-- remain straight faced.
Three, two, one.
Do you know that today is National Friendship Day?
M: I didn't until ten minutes ago. *both laugh*
Z: *with a raspy voice* What are we doing again?
What the hell... just happened to my voice?
M: *imitating Zoe*
Z: I'm already crying.
M: *singing Last Christmas* I'm feeling very christmasy today.
Z: Me too. I wonder if it's got anything to do with the fact that I got...
christmas candles lit, christmas songs on...
M: Yeah *laughs*.
Z: Do you know how disgusting this feels?
M: I know! It's the-- Ugh!
Z: Achoo! M: Oh!
*both laugh*
Z: I dare you to lick it.
M: *spits* Z: *laughs*
M: You pushed my lip into my tongue.
What's that?
Z: You've got yolk in your eyelash.
M: Oh, in my eyelash!
Z: It's like all on your eyelid.
*Mark laughs*
Z: Oh my god... Look at us Mark.
Just look at us. Just for one second.
M: *gasps* Oh, it was me when I did that.
Z: *gasps* Somebody-- M: I thought-- somebody just touched me.
*both laugh*
Z: Look the other way.
Three, two, one, turn around and look at each other. Ready?
Three-- did you turn around already?
M: Yeah, sorry. I didn't know what we were doing.
Z: Three, two, one...
*both laugh*
M: We had the same expression.
Z: Okay, first one to laugh gets ketchup smeared on them. Ready?
M: Yeah. Z: You alright?
Are you alright? M: I just saliva too much.
Right, you ready? Z: Three, two--
Z: Wait. M: Oh no, this is the worst game ever.
Z: Three, two, one...
That was you. That was you.
M: I reached for my hands in there.
*gasps* Oh...
Z: Look...
*both laugh*
M: Oh god... Z: Alright..
You look like you've been in Scream Queens now.
M: Yeah!
Z: Imagine you've just-- I've just like--
stabbed you down your face. Now what do you do?
I meant like what would you do--
if you were in Scream Queens...
and you had to act.
M: The way you said it--
'What if I just stabbed you in the side of your face?'
Z: *clears throat*
Why am I reading this-- M: I don't--
*weird voice* How do I use this?
Z: I meant to read my question, but I was like-- 'Hmm..'
M: *laughs* Z: 'Where has my question gone?'
*Nala barks*
'Just looks like pictures.' M: Yeah. *laughs*
'What has happened?' I had like a proper brain fart moment then.
M: Three, two, one.
*laughs* Oh no, you can't do that.
When--
*both laughs*
Z: I thought you were gonna blow the-- M: Oh no...
Z: I was like 'Oh!'
M: *laughs* Wait...
You ready?
Z: You know when you have a bit of flemmy tickle?
M: Yeah. Z: Yeah.
M: Oh no, it didn't come out.
Z: That is like proper in my ear!
M: It is not, it's fine. Its just--
Z: What's this stuck to my foot?
M: Some sort of partay.
Ohh...
What the hell is this? *mumbling*
Z: It's like an egg. M: Oh...
Z: And hair! Both: Ugh!
Z: Oh my god, you wore socks. M: Yeah.
I'll take them off now.
Z: Oh actually, that was a really good idea. M: Why?
Z: Because if I had worn socks I wouldn't have feet like this. M: Ugh!
Z: That was really fun, thanks. M: Ya, good, ya.