-I am hanging out with Julianne Moore, everybody!
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Her new series "Lisey's Story" premieres on Apple TV+ June 4th.
Now Julianne, I wanted to try something fun with you.
I thought we could act out a dramatic scene together.
-Oh. I love acting. -Yeah.
But first, we have to fill in the blanks.
It is time for "Mad Lib Theater." Here we go.
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-♪ Mad Lib Theater, yeah ♪ -Here's how this works.
I'm going to ask you for some silly words nouns, verbs,
adjectives, etc. and as we do that they'll be
written on the cue cards.
And then we're going to act out a dramatic "Mad Libs" scene.
You ready for this? -Uh-huh.
-Okay. Male first and last name.
-Barack Obama.
-Three first names. -Charlie, Pinkie, Beyoncé.
[ Laughter ] -Okay.
An adjective. -Oh, smashingly.
-Oh, smashing. -Or smashing.
-Smashing. Three words that rhyme.
-Knicks, kicks, licks.
-Knicks, kicks, and licks. Okay. Another adjective.
-Fluffy. -Yeah.
A number. -3,928.
[ Laughter ] -Wow.
A price. -$999.99.
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
Something gray, something blue, and something green.
Gray? -A dolphin.
-Dolphin. What's blue?
-Gatorade. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] And something green?
-Mint chip ice cream. -[ Gasps ] That's my jam.
-Yeah, right? -That's my jam.
A plural noun. -Couches.
[ Laughter ] -A verb ending in -ing.
-Shaving. -Plural body part.
-Ass cheeks.
[ Laughter ]
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-Alright. This is the speed round.
-Animal. -Aardvarks.
-The sound a horse would make.
-Whinny.
-Favorite dinner food. -Salmon.
[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]
-Cartoon character or mascot.
-Lightning McQueen.
-Adjective. -Um, dumb.
-Yeah. Plural type of animal.
-Poodles.
-Celebrity. -Brad Pitt.
-Year and model of your first car.
-Volvo, 1995. -Yeah!
-Yeah! -Alright. Perfect.
We have filled out the words.
Are you ready to perform our scene?
-Yeah. -Let's go.
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-Welcome back to QVC. I'm your host, Barack Obama.
And with me today is glamour guru Charlie Pinkie Beyoncé.
[ Cheers and applause ] Charlie.
-I'm glad to be here, Barack Obama.
Today we're going to talk about some of the most smashing
trends for this summer. -Knicks, kicks, licks.
I'm so excited. [ Laughter ]
-I am too. Now, first up we have these fluffy sunglasses.
-They really are. They really are.
-Yeah. Oh, they're brand new
this season and available in 3,928 easy payments
of $999.99. -Wow, interesting.
That's very easy payments.
They come in many different colors, including dolphin gray,
Gatorade blue, and of course the most popular,
mint chip ice cream green. [ Cheers and applause ]
-They may look like your typical sunglasses, but no, they're not.
-No way. -These sunglasses are made
from 100% recycled couches.
-Interesting.
They're the perfect thing to wear while shaving on the beach.
I will say that. Okay, let's see what we have next here.
Oh, look at this right here. -Whoo!
Feast your ass cheeks on this Vitamix margarita blender here.
-It is our newest model that uses aardvark-powered motor.
[ Applause ]
-That goes from the speed of zero to whinny!
[ Laughter ] -I just want everyone to know
the reason your margaritas are so exceptional
is because your secret ingredient is salmon.
[ Laughter ] -That's true, Barack Obama.
[ Laughter ]
-Let's give it a whirl here. Come on.
[ Blender grinding ]
Do you have any vacation plans this summer?
-Oh, yes.
I'm going to visit my college friend, lightning McQueen.
-Okay. Let's pour it into these glasses right here.
-Oh here, I have one. -Oh, perfect. Unbelievable.
Look, as always, we will do our cheersing like we always do --
we've still got time? -Yeah.
-We still have time. Okay, cheers.
-Cheers -- cheers to dumb poodles.
-Cheers to Brad Pitt and cheers to Volvo '95.
[ Cheers and applause ]
End scene. We'll be right back.
Thank you Charlie. I'm Barack Obama.
We'll be right back with Dave Bautista, everyone.
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