♪ BOOK WORMS.
♪ HELLO AND WELCOME TO BOOK WORMS.
TV'S MOST NOVEL GAME SHOW.
I'M YOUR HOST PROFESSOR PHIL COLLINS AND PLEASE WELCOME
TONIGHT'S THREE BOOK WORMS ROB CORDDRY, LAKE BELL AND JAMES
CORDEN.
(APPLAUSE) OKAY LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO IT
FOR OUR FIRST ROUND WE DID A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARCH TO FIND
OUT WHAT YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS ARE.
SO WE CAN TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THEM.
ROB, LET'S REVEAL YOUR BOOK.
CRIME & PUNISHMENT BY A BY DOSTOYEVSKY.
>> I MUST BE HONEST, IT HAS BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE I READ IT.
>> OKAY, ROB, WHAT IS THE NAME OF RASKOLNIKOV'S NEWSPAPE
ARTICLE.
>> OH, WELL, IT IS CALLED ON CRIME, OF COURSE.
BUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY ADDRESSES IS THE FACT THAT CERTAIN SPECIAL
INDIVIDUALS HAVE THE RIGHT TO STEP ACROSS MORAL BOUNDARIES IF
THEY ARE AN OBSTRUCTION TO THE SUCCESS OF THEIR IDEA.
>> DEPENDS WHAT THEIR IDEA IS.
>> YOU'RE BAD.
>> STOP IT.
>> LAKE, LET'S REVEAL YOUR BOOK.
>> OH, THE GREAT GATSBY.
>> YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT ME.
YES.
GUILTY.
>> OKAY, LAKE, THE GREEN LIGHT PLAYS A CRITICAL ROLE IN JAY
GATSBY'S LIFE.
WHERE IS THE GREEN LIGHT LOCATED.
>> THANK YOU.
WELL, PHYSICALLY IT'S LOCATED ON THE END OF DAISY'S DOCK, WE ALL
KNOW THAT BUT MET-- METAPHORICALLY IT IS
LOCATED JUST BEYOND THE GRASP OF EACH ANDEV REE ONE OF US AS IT
REPRESENTS THE EVER ELUSIVE FUTURE.
>> CORRECT, CORRECT.
>> SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> OKAY, JAMES.
>> OKAY.
>> TIME TO REVEAL YOUR FAVORITE BOOK.
(LAUGHTER) THE VERY HUNGARY CATERPILLAR.
>> James: WHY HAVE I GOT-- WHY HAVE I GOT THAT BOOK, I HAVE
READ LOTS OF BOOKS LOOK THEIRS.
WHY HAVE I GOT.
>> HAVE YOU READ CRIME & PUN SHALLMENT.
>> James: NO, I SAID LIKE, THAT I HAVE READ BOOKS LIKE
THAT, WHY HAVE I GOT.
>> WELL, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN ANSWER THE IME.
>> James: WHAT DOES THE VERY HUNGARY CATERPILLAR EAT ON
WEDNESDAY.
>> James: THIS IS INSULTING.
THIS IS INSULTING.
IT IS AN INSULTING.
>> I WILL HAVE TO PRESS YOU FOR AN ANSWER, JAMES.
>> James: THREE PLUMS.
>> SORRY, I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR THAT.
>> James: THREE PLUMS.
>> IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
WELL DONE MES.
>> James: THANK YOU.
RIGHT TU T IS NOW TIESM FOR THE QUICK FIRE ROUND, I WILL ASK
EACH OF YOU A QUESTION ABOUT A CLASSIC PIECE OF LITERATURE, IF
YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET A POINT.
IF NOT, I WILL OFFER IT UP FOR THE STEAL.
ROB.
NAME TWO OF THE EPISODES FROM JAMES JOYCE'S EPIC NOVEL
ULYSSES.
>> OH, OKAY, TELEMACUS AND KAL I SO.
>> IS CORRECT.
LAKE WHAT IS THE NAME OF CAPTAIN AHAB'S WHALING SHIP AM MOABEE
DICK.
>> THAT WILL BE THE PEQUOD.
>> CORRECT.
JAMES.
WHAT DID THE VERY HUNGARY CATERPILLAR EAT ON THURSDAY.
>> James: WHY ARE YOU ASKING-- WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
ABOUT THAT AGAIN.
>> I NEED AN ANSWER JAMES, LAKE, ROB, GET READY FOR THE STEAL.
>> James: DON'T, YOU KNOW, FOUR STRAWBERRIES.
>> IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
>> James: UNBELIEVABLE.
>> A CORRECT ANSWER.
(APPLAUSE) >> ROB, LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING
LINE AND TELL ME WHAT BOOK IT'S FROM.
DO YOU SEE OVER WONDER SANCHO, PO OR HO HULKING GIANTS.
I INTEND TO DO BATTLE WITH THEM AND SLAY THEM.
>> WELL, YEAH, I MEAN THAT IS UNMISTAKABLE DO QUIXOTE.
>> James: I COULD HAVE GOT THAT, I KNEW THAT.
I COULD HAVE GOT THAT EASY.
>> LAKE, COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING PHRASE IN LATIN FROM HOMER'S
ILIAD.
EST ENIM DIEBUS MUMENTIS SERMONIBUS.
>> ET COQUOW TEMPUS FUGIT.
>> IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
>> JAMES WHAT DID THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR EAT ON SUNDAY
AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, FOR AN EXTRA FIVE POINTS, HOW DID YOU
FEEL AFTERWARDS.
>> James: THIS IS THIS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT, I HAVE
READ OVER BOOKS.
I READ ALL THE TIME.
I READ A BOOK A WEEK.
>> I NEED AN ANSWER, JAMES.
OR GIVE IT TO THE OTHERS FOR A STEAL, JAMES.
>> HE ATE ONE NICE GREEN LEAF.
>> YES, HE DID AND HOW DID HE FEEL AFTERWARDS.
>> James: HE FELT MUCH BETTER.
>> IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> WELL DONE, JAMES, ARE YOU NOW IN THE LEAD.
>> James: THRILLING, GREAT.
>> ROB, IN CHARLOTTE BRONTE'S "JANE EYRE" WHAT IS THE NAME OF
"JANE EYRE'S" LOVE INTEREST.
>> WHY CAN'T I GET A QUESTION LIKE THAT, WHY.
>> ROB?
>> OH, GOSH, LORD ROTHERHIDE.
>> ITS T IS CLOSS BT NOT QUITE RIGHTMENT I WILL OFFER THIS FOR
UP FOR THE STEAL.
>> LAKE STH.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T HAVE THAT ONE.
>> JAMES?
(LAUGHTER) >> YOU SEEMED VERY CONFIDENT
ABOUT THIS.
>> CAN I GET THE QUESTION AGAIN PLEASE.
>> SURE.
IN CHARLOTTE BRONTE'S "JANE EYRE," WHAT IS THE NAME OF "JANE
EYRE'S" LOVE INTEREST.
(LAUGHTER) >> IN "JANE EYRE."
>> IN "JANE EYRE".
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> BAD LUCK.
THE ANSWER IS LORD ROCHESTER,F COURSE.
LAKE, NAME THE RUSSIAN AUTHOR OF THE CONTROVERSIAL AUTHOR LO
LITA.
>> James: I KNOW, THIS I KNOW >> IT'S IN THE YOUR TURN.
>> VLADIMIR NABO KOF.
>> >> James: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> JAIMSZ, LISTEN THE FOLLOWING LINE AND TELL ME WHAT BOOK ST
FROM.
>> YUM YUM YUM.
>> I'M NOT ANSWERING ITMENT I'M NOT, I'M NOT ANSWERING IT.
I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT, OKAY, THAT'S FINAL.
>> DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN.
>> James: NO.
>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET THIS RIGHT YOU WIN THE GAME, JAMES.
>> James: IT JUST FEELS WANTS COME ON, JAMES.
>> James: IS IT THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR?
OH WHAT A SURPRISE.
>> IT IS THE VERY HUNGARY CATERPILLAR.
>> James: JAMES IS THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S BOOK WORM!
>> James: WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.
[BLEEP] ABSOLUTELY [BLEEP] NO, I'M NOT INTERESTED.
TAKE THAT.
>> OH, OKAY.
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