(dance music)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap comes
courtesy of Jenny Raptor.
Orange, rap about fidget spinners please.
Oh yeah, Emoji Rap go.
♫ I love this rap song 'cuz fidget spinners are so cool
♫ I'm going psycho psycho with my spinner in school
- [little Orange] Hi.
♫ Like I've had three cups of coffee
♫ feeling devilish, devilish
- [Voice] Ooh yeah.
♫ When eureka, I know how to get me back to 100ish
- [Little Orange] What?
♫ If I'm acting prickly when the school day begins,
- [Little Orange] Ow.
♫ I can fidget, fidget, fidget 'till I'm wearing a grin.
- [Little Orange] Okay.
♫ Man, you could fly to Japan to try
♫ to lock down your stress too.
(plane noise)
♫ But no joke, so don't laugh
♫ Spinners chew you up the best dude
♫ I'll be fidgeting, fidgeting
♫ While apples be midgeting, midgeting
- Hey.
♫ Not clowning, boys straight clowning
♫ It brings mucho relief to me
- [Cow] Moo.
♫ While I'm pooing, while I'm booing
♫ Fidget spinners till I laugh cry.
♫ On the floor 'cause fidget spinners
♫ Are the greatest of all time!
♫ I ain't shy about my fidget love,
♫ I'll spin till I die.
- [Little Orange] Uh huh.
♫ That I've been hypnotized by spinners
♫ Should be no surprise.
- [Little Orange] Nuh-uh.
♫ I'll scream it from the hilltops
♫ Crossing seas through the galaxy.
- [Little Orange] yeah
♫ I'll defend my right to fidget spin
♫ Quite happily, happily.
♫ Go on, give it a stab,
♫ Your conscience knows it'll rock.
♫ Flip that dude on his head
♫ And spin your life upside down, doc!
♫ You wanna cry out from the stress,
♫ But you don't say a word.
♫ Well, get it through your skull,
♫ Fidget spinning's the answer.
- [Little Orange] Oh yeah.
♫ Might seem like an alien,
- [Alien] Huh?
♫ Or fix to your mom.
♫ But take a closer look,
♫ 'cause fidget spinning is the bomb!
(explosion)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap
comes from Mr. Needlestan.
Orange, please rap about TNT!
Emoji Rap, go!
♫ I'm fired up!
♫ Rapping 'bout TNT's a blast.
♫ You'll be seeing stars from my lyrical witchcraft.
♫ You may laugh, you may laugh till you cry.
♫ You may fall down on the floor and laugh till you die.
♫ But, hey, O's a-rapping with the lyrical flow.
♫ And a train that got more loopy than a roller coast-or.
♫ If you're a TNT hater, watch out, I'm taking aim
♫ 'cause what I'm spitting is intense diabolical game
♫ You're detecting I'm a fan of TNT, you're right.
♫ Man, I'll shout it loud, TNT gets three thumbs up from me
♫ Bam, top that, TNT's a masterpiece, it's art
♫ Top that, TNT stops traffic, stops all the cars
♫ Don't let time pass you by, act now.
♫ TNT is lit, lit, lit
♫ makes a first-rate ♫ Pow
♫ Black hearts will try to dis
♫ And say "TNT's no good," but let me say this:
♫ Go ahead and record it,
♫ Tell your mom, tell your sis,
♫ Play it back on VHS or LaserDisc.
♫ I love TNT and I'm not gonna stop
♫ So all you phonies, drop your hater dishes
♫ Straight in the mail slot
♫ Send a letter to your mom
♫ Let her know you got smoked
♫ By a four-inch-tall fruit
♫ Who spits seeds and spits strokes
♫ Rewind it back and play it again
♫ And you'll see that TNT's as cool as it's ever been
♫ You'll see that rappin' 'gainst me
♫ Is hazardous to your health
♫ You'll be crying in a water closet all by yourself.
♫ So huff and puff all you want,
♫ But TNT's a jewel and all you TNT haters
♫ Just got laughed at this rap duel! ♫
(Explosion)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap
comes to you from Princess M.
Yo! Rap about candy!
Emoji Rap, go!
♫ Here's a lollipop anthem,
♫ Look out, I'm candy wrappin'
♫ Bar so tastey, it's nuts
♫ So, here's Hershey Kisses
♫ You know what, gotcha seein hard candy
♫ Rhymes so hot, they'll melt in your handy
♫ So, sweet they go to your thighs
♫ Give you lollipop thighs
♫ Got it it made, in the shade
♫ Like a 100 Grand a day
♫ Wow you crybabies are sweatin'
♫ Making good faces with ya Mr young faces
♫ Open your eyes, take a Peep at the rhymes that
♫ I'm droppin' like WarHeads on you AirHeaded guys
♫ The realization it may it hurt like bitin into a
♫ Jawbreaker
♫ But be glad in the end because what I'm spittin'
♫ In the end is a Lifesaver
♫ If you can't stand the heat, don't eat the Hot Tamales
♫ It you can't stand the sweet, then don't lick the lollipop
♫ Poppin' off to the right, poppin' off to the left
♫ Snicker off these bars bout to get smoked
♫ like a candy cigarette
♫ What, Hershey hugs and kisses because you're
♫ Through, through, through, you float a Milk Dud
♫ And your rhymes are poop, poop, poop
♫ Cry to mom and dad, get mad but your rhymes
♫ will still be bad
♫ While we put the Laffy in Taffy behind your back
♫ Relax, Mr Goodbars can be spat with some practice, k?
♫ You don't have to sell your soul in order to
♫ Rap this way
♫ Remember the surprise when you first ate pop rocks
♫ Understand and worried oh that rappin is top notch
♫ Watch out the SweeTarts the poop poop jellybeans
♫ Shout to my Nerds and scream to my ice cream
♫ Ahhh
(explosion)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap comes to you
from Bob Barkerbob.
Rap about the eclipse.
♫ Let's do this
♫ Emoji Rap, go.
♫ Yo, the eclipse is comin, everyone's like giddyup
♫ Can't wait, grabbin' their shades, like what if it's
♫ Not that great
♫ Like that song total eclipse of the heart
♫ And more a more a total eclipse of the fart
♫ One upon a time, I had really bad guess
♫ And now the kitchen is falling apart
♫ There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the fart
(laughing)
♫ Pound it, baby butts seriously
♫ Wake me up when something cool happens like aliens
♫ Beam someone up their saucer or scientists find
♫ Bigfoot, unicorns, or the rainbow's other side
♫ Because my interest in eclipse is
♫ Waning, waning, waning news flash eclipses are
♫ Whickedy whickedy wax wax wax
♫ You know who's full of the it?
♫ The people of earth, they're not about the screamin'
♫ As though they're givin' birth
♫ Once upon I had really bad gas
♫ And now the kitchen's fallin' apart
♫ Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the fart
(laughing)
♫ Nah, I'm just kiddin' I'm clownin' clownin'
♫ Just joshin', I'm full of crap, I'm brownin' brownin'
♫ The eclipse honestly seems like a whale of a time
♫ Man a day for the moon to be the big star
♫ Now bang
♫ Once upon a time I had really bad gas
♫ And now the kitchen's fallin' apart
♫ Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the fart
♫ Once upon a time, there was light in my life
♫ Now we're just stuck in the dark
♫ It's all because of me
♫ A total eclipse of the fart, woo
(explosion)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap comes Mr Device
Don't be an apple rap, woah ho.
Emoji Rap, go.
♫ Don't be an apple, said it once, said it twice
♫ Said it loud, said it quiet cause it's solid advice
♫ An apple is the type to go mute on the mic
♫ And every cow instead of going is showin' it's stripes
♫ I ain't lying here folks, my exasperation is buildin'
♫ Every time some apple rolls up in the buildin'
♫ No can't keep a straight face cause little red phonies
♫ Burnin' with their just fine apple apple pens
♫ Hold me back, here's a green back
♫ Let's see if you can't stay stone face around
♫ This apple, betcha can't
♫ Count your lucky starts that you ain't an apple dude
♫ You're a bomb just as you are, don't let them
♫ Break you
♫ Don't be a wet blanket, if you're lackin' the sun
♫ Cancel out the noise and rock on til you've won
♫ Even one apple a day can be a hazard, hazard, hazard
♫ To your heath get up get down get up that's what matters
♫ Being red when these white knights right in to say
♫ You should give apples a chance and play nice
♫ I say nay, do the opposite, cause apples are rappers
♫ You'll get standin' holdin' the bill for the coffee
♫ After they left
♫ Right now there's no procedure for an apple that's bad
♫ But I can turn an apple golden delicious and rad
♫ Apples don't fall very far from the tree
♫ Take it from me and E.T.
♫ I need TNT.
(explosion)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap comes Jack stuff
Rap about the first day of school.
Uh, Emoiji Rap, go!
♫ Can't keep a straight face cause summers endin and I'm
♫ Not to happy 'bout goin' back to school
♫ I might cry
♫ So if you see my blank stare, I'm not wonderin' what's up
♫ It's cause I'm super sad, sad that my ride's almost done
♫ Three months I've been chipper, going swimmin'
♫ With dolphins, getting sun, stickin' my tongue
♫ Out at the bookworms all bed, cause they're stuck
♫ Inside while I'm out laughin' and playin'
♫ They're sad I'm happy, they're sad were prouder
♫ Than they.
♫ For three months I've had the best of time
♫ But now I'm goin' out of my mind
♫ 'cause I've gotta go back to school
♫ Ugh.
♫ Nah, man that ain't cool.
♫ For three months I've had the best of time
♫ Being stuck in this class should be a crime
♫ Bobby's shoutin' amen. ♫ Amen
♫ When summers back again, uh yah
♫ All summer long I've been clownin' clownin'
♫ I felt great but now this is flipped upside down
♫ Causes your first day
♫ Now, it's my turn to be sad, sad, sad
♫ Forty class cryin' our for being mad, mad, mad, mad
♫ Let their shippin' me out back to school, I'm not excited
♫ Oh wow, wow pencil, wow a book, oh I'm so delighted
♫ Give me a break, I'm not exactly jack to be back
♫ Sat in the class like some gourd, gourd, gourd,
♫ It's so whack.
♫ Whack to sit still all day, not jack to do work
♫ Don't be surprised when all I say in class is ger
♫ Too bad I'm gonna laugh and play as much as I can no
♫ Time for anger 'cause summer's nearly at an end
♫ For three months, I've had the best of time
♫ But now I'm goin' out of my mind
♫ 'cause I've got to go back to school, ugh
♫ Naw man, that ain't cool
♫ For three months I've had the best of time
♫ Being stuck in this class should be a crime
♫ Bobby's shoutin' Amen ♫ Amen
♫ When summers back again.
(explosion)
- [Narrator] This week's Emoji Rap comes Vinod
Orange rap about yourself.
Yo, yo, Emoji Rap, go!
♫ Hands up if you got 'em to the A to the O
♫ Wave hello, hello, to the fruitest flow up in
♫ I've been skiin' all the mid emcees, put you whack
♫ Raps back in the backpack I wear
♫ Being crown, crown oh I'm being down, down in orange
♫ Talk a walk, walk even if you don't like my dolphin name
♫ Florn.
♫ Drive my prawns, I'mma cut up, cut you up into pieces
♫ I'll cut you up down down a trio of feces.
♫ Orange says A to the O
♫ I'm finally not annoying and now
♫ Orange says A to the O
♫ A to the O
♫ Orange says A to the O, yeah
♫ I'm finally not annoying and now, you know
♫ Orange says A to the O, woah
♫ A to the O
♫ Don't feel that bad, bad that you're not as rad as me
♫ Search the world, every country, every color, color, color
♫ Skiis on, lighting will strike twice before you
♫ Find a fruit so linked so tied to its name
♫ I, I, I the name orange don't forget it
♫ Orange, orange you glad not an apple, apple, apple
♫ Whose all red, scared of rap, oh no just lit
♫ A couple of fuses, can't take it back
♫ Hope we're fast, fast, faster than food
♫ To dodge this blast, blast
(explosion)
♫ Orange says A to the O
♫ I'm finally not annoying and now
♫ Orange says A to the O
♫ A to the O
♫ A to the O, bring it
♫ Orange says A to the O, yeah
♫ I'm finally not annoying and now, you know
♫ Orange says A to the O, yo
♫ A to the O
(explosion)
- [Narrator] What should orange rap about next time?
Leave a comment and some emojis.
(evil laughing)
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