- Drop the beat, D-Wrek. (upbeat music)
- Black squad, wild out. (audience cheering)
♪ All right, girls come to me once they come 18 ♪
♪ When I put this name on you, girl you best not scream ♪
♪ You could get a tramp stamp if you're feelin' naughty ♪
♪ Later on tonight, I could ink your whole body ♪
(buzzer) - Come on!
♪ Put your money down, you're not ready to bet ♪
♪ If you go against me, it's gonna be Russian Roulette ♪
♪ Catch me playing craps and it's off with your head ♪
♪ Roll the dice, I always put my money on red ♪
- Gambler. - You damn right.
(bell dings) (audience cheers)
♪ Go this way, go that way, stop! ♪
♪ Proceed, drive ♪
- Stop sign. - Stop sign?
- Stop sign?
♪ Go this way, go that way ♪
(buzzer) (audience laughing)
- I don't know.
♪ Yo listen, you know I got the chicken ♪
♪ You know I got the goat, I don't have a cow ♪
♪ I always have the hoes, you can step in the field ♪
♪ You can rake a lot, I could hire ♪
♪ If you know how to raise a cock ♪
♪ Okay, understanding me, I wanna plant my seeds ♪
♪ They call me Old McDonald ♪
(buzzer)
- I can't, I... - Damn it!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay look.
Get this bitch. - Okay.
♪ This is just my hustle on the side ♪
♪ Don't drink and drive, I'll be all right ♪
♪ Pull up in all black if not arrive ya ♪
♪ Damn, why you always need my charger? ♪
♪ Yup, yup, I'm better than a cab ♪
♪ Damn Karen (beep) what the (beep) is on your bag? ♪
♪ 'Cause it's heavy, I drive a Chevy ♪
(audience laughing) (buzzer)
♪ Man, this job that I got, it lame as hell ♪
♪ They be cat calling me from inside the cell ♪
♪ If I get a new job, I'ma jump on it fair ♪
♪ Last night an inmate pulled a shank out his ass ♪
(audience laughing) - Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Yes! - Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ooh, ooh, it's, ooh! (buzzer)
- Ooh, it's on the tip of my tongue.
(multiple bell dings)
- Ooh, ooh, ooh! (audience cheering)
We better win this, that was amazing.
Red squad, we up next, y'all make some noise
for Bree one time! (audience cheering)
(upbeat music)
- Red squad, wild out.
- Okay, you ready? - Ready, baby.
♪ Listen, okay, listen, when it come to writing scripts ♪
♪ Girl I'm Gucci, uh-huh, now I could put you in a movie ♪
♪ Me and you, we in scenes and stuff ♪
♪ I'm the one that say action, hell naw, cut! ♪
- Director? - Yes!
- That's how we go. (bell dings)
I'm not gonna take any chances.
It rhymes with rules neporter.
- News Reporter? (bell dings)
- It's a rhyming game. (audience cheering)
♪ I can't front girl, I like your waist ♪
♪ We supposed to be together but I'm twice your age ♪
♪ See the brand new shoes, I pay for that ♪
♪ And the brand new jewels, I pay for that ♪
♪ And if I see ya on a cruise, I pay for that ♪
♪ But I ain't never in the picture, you so lame for that ♪
- Daddy, Sugar Daddy? (bell dings)
- That's what I'm talking about!
(audience cheering)
♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo, Cardi B, Bow Wow, yeah even Drake ♪
♪ I helped them get that cake ♪
♪ Matter of fact to make their songs tighter ♪
♪ Matter of fact I need one, I'm a ♪
- Writer?
♪ But what kind, post, boo! ♪
(audience laughing)
- A Ghost Writer? (bell dings)
(audience cheering)
- Yo, yo look, look, look, look.
♪ Your man cheatin' I can prove it ♪
♪ Here go his phone, look, go through it ♪
♪ I'm talkin' like a hater, if you hire me ♪
♪ I'm like not a public, I'm a ♪
- Investigator? - Yeah.
- Detective, detective! (bell dings)
- Yeah. (audience cheering)
♪ All bathrooms, I get the hell in ♪
♪ I'm the last person to leave the building ♪
♪ And I get all the keys on my waist ♪
♪ And I clean this place and I sweep this place ♪
♪ And I put the squeegee in ya face ♪
♪ Squeegee in ya face, squeegee in ya face ♪
- Janitor? - Yeah!
(multiple bell dings) (audience cheering)