Hello, guys.
This is Roger Wilding, CEO of Giant Gummy Candy,
and I'm a huge fan of your commercials.
And hopefully, you've seen our new giant seven-foot-long gummy
snake, and I want you guys to create
our national commercial campaign.
It's going to be huge.
Seriously, we're all going to be sipping champ down
in Bora Bora when this thing wraps.
Multi-millions, guys.
Talk to you soon.
It's a funny story, that.
That's a guy who called one, two?
Two days ago?
No, it was about five days ago.
Oh, well, when Roger called, we thought
Ad Lads was going under.
This is our big break, right?
So we spared no expense.
The loan we took out on this place was massive.
We sold loads of things, pretty much everything we owned.
Everything we owned.
Borrowed from friends and family, you know.
It's like they always say, a bag of biscuits
won't pay the piper.
One time or another, yeah.
Have a look at that.
Oh, dear.
Is that what I think it is?
Of course.
It's massive.
Look at the size.
It smells amazing.
Oh, it's brilliant.
Oh, is it gummy?
Can we eat it?
I think so.
Can you feed me just a bit from the tail?
Oh.
How's that working for you?
Wow, it's pretty great.
You can smell the snake with your nose holes.
You're going to taste the snake with your mouth holes.
Hopefully, you'll hear this song,
and that will get all your senses involved, you know?
[INAUDIBLE] my front porch.
Don't they sing about trucks and things like that?
Well, Lewis and I don't do anything just a little bit.
We do a lot of bit so when we do research,
we look around the internet.
We're trying to target American psyche, with laser
pinpoint accuracy, just right into the brain.
You know, with the snake, they're
just going to want to eat it just
like they eat everything else.
Howdy doody.
I'm from Tennessee.
I only eat [BLEEP] bigger than me.
It's seven-foot-long, and it's looking kind of yummy.
Best 20 bucks that will fit inside my tummy.
Riding two horses at the same time, yeah.
Hello, you've reached Roger Wilding, CEO
of Giant Gummy Candy.
Please leave a message.
Howdy, Roger, Lewis from Ad Lads here again.
I hadn't heard from you since your first message so just
wanted to call and touch base about our fantastic progress.
Not going to give you any spoilers,
but I will say one word, medley.
Know you're going to love this.
One minute advertisement is going
to reach all sorts of Americans.
So give me a call back.
All right, then.
Now, what's with that?
You're eating louder than I'm talking.
It's American food.
(BEATBOXING)
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
What rhymes with drive by shooting?
Polluting, scooting, hooting.
I'm chuffed to bits about this next one.
Lewis and I are quite into gang rap.
B to the I to the G, that's me when I bring it to the party
notoriously.
Spoil my dinner?
I don't even risk it.
I eat it for dessert with me chocolate biscuit.
Because It's long and thin.
What?
Because it's long and thin.
What?
Because it's long and thin.
And it's shaped like a big old snake.
Well, let's see, Graham and I have been mates for--
Ages.
--Ages, really.
When we were young sods, we used to make advertisements
for products just lying around the house.
[INAUDIBLE]
Yeah, right.
And now look at us.
We got this big studio.
Yeah, so.
Owners.
Owners, we're the owners of this big studio.
And it's really, we got it down to a science.
You're not listening.
I understand.
Your idea is too old.
I disagree.
It's patriotic.
Does it go with these?
Every American.
No, your idea's all dancey, dancey, clubby.
That's what they listen to.
I don't think so.
You know what, do it on your own.
I just, I disagree.
Unless--
Land of the free and the home of the snake Tastes good,
made in the USA, made in the USA.
Right, then.
We are off to the States.
We got the commercial all edited,
and we're going to show Roger to his face.
Really excited.
Got the DVD disk.
Did you bring both trunks?
Got both trunks and passports so--
That should be it.
All right, wish us luck.
OK.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
You've got Ad Lads.
Leave a message at the tone.
Hey, there, Ads Lads, this is Roger from Giant Gummy Candy,
and I keep getting messages from you guys.
And I'm assuming there's been some sort of mistake.
We were looking for Mad Ads so hope
it hasn't been a big inconvenience.
OK, bye.
Don't want to forget that.
It'd be embarrassing.
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