- What's up?
Welcome back to Dude Dad.
I'm Heidi, the wife, who Taylor makes the most fun of.
And I'm in my second trimester of this pregnancy.
And apparently, Taylor has made another video.
So I'm gonna watch it again, for the first time with you,
and tell you what's accurate and what's not accurate.
All right, here we go.
- Babe, I'm in second trimester now and I am feeling good.
You know what I wanna do?
So you wanna?
You wanna?
- Stop.
You basically just told the world that I'm extremely horny.
(Taylor laughs) - You don't want some of this?
Look at all these new curves I got.
- Oh my gosh. - I could be in a rap video.
- Oh my gosh.
(Taylor laughs)
- Oh, I peed, I peed a little bit, I peed a little bit.
(sneezes) I just peed, just peed.
Woo! - I have been working out.
- Oh, that was a good workout.
Okay, really hit it hard today.
I'm gonna finish making-
- Why would you make fun of me like that?
You know how hard it is to work out when you're pregnant.
- [Taylor] No I don't.
- Okay, you acted like I don't do anything when I get on,
and that's not nice.
That's not nice at all.
Me even getting on the elliptical
or working out at all is a big deal.
- How long is it gonna take you
to finish making these stairs?
You're usually much at faster finishing.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Oh my God, my appetite is back.
Okay, baby, what do you want?
Mm, yeah.
- Did you just pour pickle juice?
Did you just put creamer in the smoothie?
- [Taylor] (laughs) Yeah.
- Did you put pickle juice in the smoothie too?
I do not put creamer in my smoothies,
although that does actually sound like a great idea.
- My butt is more pregnant than my belly.
- It is!
- It's not bad, though.
- I have said that many times.
- Hey babe, come here, oh, I peed, I peed.
Hey, while you're up, can you get the pickles,
and the ice cream and the jelly and the cashews?
Shut up, just put it in a bowl and bring it over here.
You did this.
Oh, I'm not talking to you today.
Do you even know what you did in my dream last night?
Hm, hm, hm?
Yeah, you left your pregnant wife to get back
with your ex because she started riding motocross.
Don't talk to me, prick.
You know that water-
- Actually, I did have those dreams.
I told you many times I had those dreams.
- Park at Six Flags.
Yeah, that's basically- - The cat.
My pelvic floor right now.
- The cat (laughs).
- Ooh, just peed, just peed, oh, I'm still peeing.
Oh, shoot, babe, can you get a towel?
- That doesn't happen.
- Just shut up and bring a towel. Hurry please.
Screw it, ooh it's warm.
It's like a carwash down there, ooh.
I see you over there working on those stairs.
- That is... - You big stud.
- What do you weigh, like 160 pounds?
I can't get pregnant again. this is like a freebie.
You don't want a freebie? - Oh my god.
- I hope you realize that your Happy Meals
just got super sized.
I could work at Hooters!
Hey, babe- - Taylor.
- Why don't you take a break
from those stairs and come over here?
(laughs)
What do you mean it's awkward now?
- Well, first of all, it doesn't happen like that.
And second of all, your pillow's just hanging out.
Not to that point yet.
- You did this, and now you're gonna keep doing this,
because mama's got an itch and you need to scratch it.
- Stop, wait, what itch are you referring to?
- [Taylor] Your needs.
- Okay.
- I peed myself seven times today.
What did you do?
(Taylor laughs)
- I do not pee myself that much.
Okay, I don't know what happens in second trimester,
but yes, your libido goes up so you should enjoy that.
But it's not like all the time, first of all.
And yeah, your pelvic floor is definitely a little bit more
damaged than it was in your first trimester.
And so you do pee more, but you don't just pee all the time.
And I'm not peeing when I'm working out.
And I am working out for more than a minute at a time.
And I eat some sort of weird foods,
but I'm not making smoothies out of pickle juice
and anything like that.
And the house is a lot cleaner.
And I'm getting things done around the house.
You missed that.
- Missed that, missed that.
- You made it look like I'm super lazy,
but I'm actually getting a lot of stuff done.
I give you a B.
(Taylor laughs)
- Last time was a B plus so it went down,
it went down a little bit.
- That's okay.
So other pregnant women who are in their second trimester,
or other women who have been through pregnancy.
You tell him what he missed, and you give it a grade.
Okay, put it in the comments.
- All right, the cameras are no longer rolling.
- All right, take it down, we gotta go upstairs.
(Taylor laughs)
(upbeat music)
- [Baby] Dude dad, dude dad, dude.
- Also, these sweaters are on sale right now, so.
And look, they kinda hide your pregnant belly, kind of.
- That's great. - Awesome.