It was a tough decision. Do I get into senior boxing?
Or run for president.
Bernie Sanders in the house!
I am very pleased that you invited me to be with you today.
And I've prepared a few words.
For this important occasion.
If you want money out of politics, this is your chance
No Super Pacs
Not corporate financed
His words match
how he actually acts!
And he stands up to the fat cats
Like a bad ass!
Because Bernie doesn’t take that corporate money,
Because he’s....
Honestly fixin to fix this rigged economy
Other politicians blow special interest like corporate groupies
Bernie blows em away
Like a michael bay movie!
Hillary’s a hawk
Bernie is Sherlock
Saw all the problems with invading Iraq
While Others flipped flopped,
Bernie Sanders did not
Corruption rampant
and Bernie wants it stopped!
He’s a white knight!
“It is time to put up or to shut up!”
Who rides coach flights!
“We couldn’t get the aisle or the damn window”
I never thought this day would ever come true
"And hey! Why is that, Matthew?"
Cause today I’m voting for left wing Jew!
Not Bernin for trump!
or ted cruz
I’m Bernin for Bernie who’s Bernin for you!
Bernie’s speaks for people,
Hill speaks for corporate funding
Bernie preaches peace
while Hillary’s past is bloody
Bernie pays his interns,
Hillary pays her's nothing
which is interesting
considering she has so much more money…
The DNC
is run by Hillary’s friend Debbie
She scheduled less debates
so Bernie wouldn’t be seen.
but it isn’t working,
so she can suck a 'D' n' see
Bernie is spreading faster
Than a frikin dank meme
he’s a white knight
Women's and civil rights!!
I AM Feelin the Bern!
Don’t dare vote for another corporate stooge!
"Gentlemen, please."
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"
Donald Scrooge
has got to many screw loose!
Trump believes that climate change...
... is invented by the Chinese!
I’m bernin for Bernie who’s bernin for you!
Are you afraid of what our countries turnin' into?
"This democracy is evolving into an oligarchy!"
Hard work
ain’t payin what it used to
Real wages for million of American workers
Are going down.
There’s too much wealth in the hands of few
The gap between the rich and the poor...
Is growing wider
Donald Trump
Doesn’t have a frikin blue’s clue
"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
"It has not been easy for me."
Hillary Clinton has lots of experience
But so does Dick Cheney
And he is a piece of shit.
Bernie wants to end all for-profit prisons
Now Hill says she does too
But she took money from them!
Bernie wants Healthcare for every American!
And Hill did too 'til big insurance paid her millions
She has more drug money of all 2016 candidates
But Bernie rejects it
Because he knows that it stinks!
I’m Bernin' for Bernie
And this Berdie is too!
I’m bernin' for Bernie
But how about you?
You can feel the bern!
Don't you feel the bern?!
Feel...
....the bern!!!!!