( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'VE GOT TWO TREMENDOUS GUESTS
TONIGHT, LOUIS, I'M VERY EXITED.
>> YES, WE DO.
>> Stephen: THESE TWO WOMEN ARE AMAZING.
OSCAR WINNER JENNIFER CONNELLY IS HERE.
SHE'S IN THE NEW "TOP GUN" MOVIE.
AND BROADWAY ROYALTY, PATTI LUPONE IS OUT HERE, SHE'S IN A
REVIVAL OF "COMPANY" DOWN THE STREET.
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE REST OF THE SHOW, I WANT TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO OUR PORKD OUT THERE FOR THOSE OF YOU
WHO LISTEN WHICH IS EVERYONE, AT THIS POINT.
OUR PODCAST IS EVERY EPISODE OF "THE LATE SHOW" PLUS OTHER STUFF
YOU DON'T GET IN "THE LATE SHOW" PODCAST -- I MEAN THAT DON'T GET
IN THE SHOW, SPECIAL STUFF LIKE ME EXPLAINING THIS RIGHT NOW.
MAYBE NOT ON THE SHOW.
YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.
THE REASON I BRING THAT UP IS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES
OUR PODCAST, SO DO THE PEOPLE, BECAUSE WE JUST WON A WEBBY
AWARD.
WE WON A WEBBY AWARD.
( APPLAUSE ) LOOK AT THAT.
PRACTICAL.
USE THIS.
IF YOUR SUSPENSION GOES OUT ON YOUR JEEP YOU CAN PUT THIS RIGHT
IN.
WE WON, THIS IS THE PEOPLE'S VOICE AWARD FOR INTERVIEW/TALK
SHOW PODCAST AND AN HONOREE IN THE PODCAST CATEGORY.
THANK YOU EVERYONE.
( APPLAUSE ) SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF
YOU'RE A DAREDEVIL INVESTOR, THEN YOU
KNOW IT'S BEEN A BUMPY RIDE RECENTLY FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY.
BITCOIN IS DOWN 59% FROM ITS ALL-TIME HIGH, AND ETHEREUM IS
DOWN 60 PERCENT.
THERE'S ALSO BEEN A BIG DROP IN AMAZE-EUM, AND
I-JUST-MADE-THAT-UP-EUM.
( LAUGHTER ) WITH CRYPTO CRASHING, IF YOU OWN
A NONFUNGIBLE TOKEN, OR N.F.T., YOU ARE SOOO FUNGED.
BECAUSE, EVIDENTLY, CELEBRITY-ENDORSED N.F.T.S ARE
LEAVING INVESTORS FINANCIALLY CRIPPLED.
EVEN WORSE, THE N.F.T.'S THAT DO STILL HAVE VALUE JUST CAUGHT
MONKEYPOX.
REPORTEDLY, SOME CELEBRITIES HAVE GOTTEN BIG MONEY TO ENDORSE
N.F.T.'S-- FOR INSTANCE, BORED BUNNY N.F.T.S ENDORSED BY FLOYD
MAYWEATHER.
THERE'S NO BETTER SOURCE OF LONG-TERM FINANCIAL ADVICE THAN
FROM A MAN WHO MADE HIS MONEY GETTING PUNCHED IN THE HEAD.
AND WHILE WE'RE HERE, WHY BORED BUNNY?
DO ALL N.F.T. ANIMALS HAVE TO BE BORED?
WHY CAN'T WE BE RIPPED OFF BY SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE
ZAZZ, LIKE A MILDLY-INTERESTED MARMOT, OR AN EMO EMU?
NOW, WHEN MAYWEATHER FIRST ENDORSED BORED BUNNIES, EACH
N.F.T. COST ABOUT $1500.
NOW, A BORED BUNNY WILL FETCH YOU $104.09.
PAINFUL.
BUT NOT NEARLY AS PAINFUL AS HAVING TO TELL YOUR KIDS: YOU
WON'T BE ATTENDING COLLEGE BECAUSE DADDY BOUGHT A PICTURE
OF A RABBIT WITH A MACHINE GUN AND A PACIFIER.
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE
GOT DUPED.
IF YOU GO TO THE BORED BUNNY WEBSITE, YOU'LL SEE THEIR
PROMISE: TOGETHER, LET'S BUILD THE BEST EXCLUSIVE CLUB NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.
SHOW TO THE WORLD HOW STRONG AND INFLUENT WE ARE.
( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU FELL FOR THAT, I'M
GUESSING YOU WERE UNDER THE INFLUENT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
IT'S A RED FLAG WHEN YOUR RETIREMENT PLAN DOESN'T HAVE A
GREAT GRASP OF GRAMMAR.
REMINDS ME OF CAPITAL ONE'S FAILED AD CAMPAIGN:
CAP PAL ONE -- WHAT WALLET INSIDE?
LOUD AND POWER IN!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER CONNELLY.